*beep*
Serena: *come in and sit down* .........

Jay: Uh, Sere....

Serena: *coldly* Oh hi, I'm Serena Yvonnes, what's yours

Jay: Hey, what happened? I'm Jay Flynn, you know, the one you used to call Author-kun

Ash: Look, Honey Cake, I-

Serena: SHUT UP, ASHHOLE!

Ash: I-

Serena: I DON'T KNOW YOU, SHUT UP CHEATER!

Ash: Look, me and Mallow just friends, that's all

Serena: Oh, is that so?! All right, then go further than friend with your new girlfriend. We're done!

Ash: *tears coming out his eyes* Honey Cake, I-

Serena: DON'T YOU HONEY CAKE ME!

Jay: God dangit, we need to sail this ship again. Kidney, it's time

Kidney: Right by your side
*both started singing KiraKira*

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Jay: *showing random Amourshipping moments to Serena*

Serena: *still feeling nothing*
*After the song*
Serena: Are you two done, I have to go with my new boyfriend

Ash: Wait, who?!

Serena: Calem

Jay: Ok, that's it. I hate Kalosshipping, hand me the "backup" *drink the potion*

Serena: Whatever, at least Calem never hold other girls' hand, Ashhole

Jay (Gangster): ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH YOU TWO TWATS

Ash and Serena: *surprised*

Jay (Gangster): Serena, you must be the stupidest girl I have ever seen. So you ditched your boyfriend just because he holds other girls' hand? HELL, he has held like 10 of them since the adventure in Kanto. Are you just jealous, Honey Head, or you just being an idiot

Ash: That's not gonna help....

Jay (Gangster): SHUT UP, I'M NOT DONE YET A$$ KETCHUP

Ash: AAAAAAAAAA!

Jay (Gangster): I know Calem is just a lie. You just want to be back with Ash. Serena, we need you. I FUCHING NEED YOU! So will you go apologize or not

Serena: *sobbing, hugging Ash tightly* I'M SORRY, ASH! I'M NOT GONNA DITCH YOU AGAIN!

Ash: I know, it's my fault

Serena: It's not yours, you.... baka!

Jay: *eating Snickers bar (I'm never myself when I'm hungry)* Guess my job here is done

Kidney: Uhhhh, did you realize you just do something else? *pointing at PG*

PG: Goodbye, cruel world *fainted*

Jay: ARCEUS DANGIT, DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO CPR

Gary: Let me handle this!

Jay: Hah, GAYYYYY!

*beep*
Kidney: So what the heck did you drink, man?

Jay: Remember when I said I'll bring Gangster Serena back? Well I guess it's time 😏

Serena: *cuddling with Ash* What, Author-kun?

Jay: Oh, nothing..... or is it 😏

Misty: Oh my Arceus, Jay is becoming Gary Oak

Jay: What the- NO I'M NOT!

Gary: Hey, I'm still here

*beep*
Jay: Pssst, hey Gary

Gary: What, my soulmate?

Jay: If Serena lived in my universe, I'm sure she'd be steaming hot 😏

Gary: Dude, are you searching for "it"

Jay: See for yourself

Jay: See what I mean? Steaming hot....

*beep*
Ash: *kissing* I love you, Honey Cake

Serena: *kissing* I love you, too, Ashy boo

Jay: Urgh, this gonna make me barf. Watch this *make Mallow appeared*

Mallow: Why am I here *noticed Ash* oh hi Ash *stabbed in the head by Serena*

Serena: Don't you dare touch ma Sempai

Ash: Guys, Serena is turning into a yandere

*beep*
Jay: Hey Ash, can you think of any name besides Honey Cake?

Ash: Oh yes, Honey Pie, Honey Sweetie, Honey Boo

Jay: And Sugar Honey Ice Tea

Serena: Sorry?

Jay: I said Sugar Honey Ice Tea-

*beep* (let's end with a pervert moment)
Jay: Hey Serena

Serena: Yes Author-kun?

Jay: Remember Pokemon XYZ episode 28?

Serena: Oh , the episode that I fought Jimmy in Ash's clothes. His clothes just so warm

Jay: Yeah, I just got one question. If Jimmy didn't notice you change your clothes, where did you change it anyway? 😏

Serena: *blushing madly* A-AUTHOR-KUN! 😳

Jay: No wonder Ash became healthy so fast....

Ash: What, u wot m8

*beep*