Blooper (100 reads xD)

Hey guys. I was tired from school and homeworks so I decided to make a little blooper, just for preparing the Valentine special and relaxation. So, keep giving truths or dares, more than one if you can, and requesting any characters or yourself. Alright, peace ✌️

*beep*
Ash: So the whole purpose of this show just for you to follow the "Pokemon Truth or Dare" thing

Jay (I'm not gonna say me anymore, just to fit in): Yeah, any problem?

Ash: This is such a joke. Pokemon Truth or Dare is pathetic

Jay: I know, just like your league form in Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova and Kalos

*beep*
Jay: It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming... On this day, people like us...

Gary: Should be burning in hell! Who are you, Sans from Undertale?!

Jay: Why yes, let's go inside and burn un "hell", shall we *Eyes slowly turn blue*

Gary: OH SH-

*beep*
Jay: So today dare is- *accidently drop the paper* oh s#!t

Everyone: OH MY ARCEUS, HE SWORE!

Misty: TAKE COVER!

May: I'M TOO HUNGRY TO DIE!

Drew: I'LL PROTECT YOU JUNE!

May: MY NAME IS MAY, DANGIT

Drew: NOW IT'S NOT THE TIME, APRIL!

Dawn: PAULIE, PROTECT ME!

Paul: Keep off, troublesome

Ash: SERENA, I LOVE YOU HONEY CAKE!

Serena: I LOVE THAT NAME, BUT IT'S NOT THE TIME

Kidney: I HAVEN'T PROPOSE TO MAY YET!

PG: Help, I'm dying!

Jay: Uhhhh, oops?

*beep*
Ash (pervert): Hey Honey Cake, are you cold, because I'll make you hot inside, baby

Gary: I love my brother 😭

*beep*
Jay: *watching Star Wars*

Kidney: Hey whatcha watching

Jay: Step aside, can you?

Kidney: Hey, seems like Amourship is sailing

Jay: They are in love, I know. Have babies in the future, they will.

*beep*
Jay: Now how do we deal with the pregnancy of Serena

Gary: Noooo, don't touch the child!

Serena: Ya know what, I'll name him Frisk

*beep*
Jay: Hey Serena

Serena: Yes?

Jay: The alphabet has 21 letters, right?

Serena: Jay, there are 26, you must have forgotten

Jay: Let me think. Oh yeah I forgot. U, R, A...

Serena: Wut?

Jay: ...Q,T

Serena: *blushing* JAY!

Ash: What did you just say?

Jay: WAT? I just ask about the alphabet

*beep*
Kidney: Hey buddy, what's wrong?

Jay: Just thinking about the dares for Valentine, I'm considering bring back Pervert Ash

Ash: NO, I'm not ready to be a dad!

Jay: I'm also thinking about putting Gangster Serena in (btw thanks XxWhiteYvonnexX for great story about it)

Serena: Really?!

Jay: I don't know, I kinda interested in your counterpart

Kidney: Just ship me with May and I'll happy to the end of life

Jay: How 'bout I ship you in the Death note?

*beep*
Ash: Hey, since everyone have their crush, what's yours, Jay?

Jay: Wha, what? N-No

Gary: Just say it Flynnie boy

Jay: Nah, you aren't gonna discover it, all right. No chance in hell

*beep*
Serena: Hey Author-kun, is Jay Flynn your real name?

Jay: No, it just my nickname. My real one is difficult to pronounce

Paul: Just say it anyway

Jay: Well, if you want me to. My real name is Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenevwe Ugwemubwen Ossas

*beep*
Jay: Hey Ash

Ash: Yeah?

Jay: Alain is back

Ash: WHAT?!

Jay: Alain is back, and he's with Mairin. I need him for Valentine special

Ash: I hate that weirdo. He wears a scarf even it freakin' hot in Kalos!

Jay: Well, at least he won the Kalos league. And who did he defeat in the end?

Ash: I HATE YOU!

Jay: ME TOO!

*beep*
Kidney: *singing while playing the guitar* Everybody want to steal my girl...

Drew: Are you mentioning me, there's nothing can seperate me and my June

May: Do I have to be flattered or offended?

*beep*
Jay: *watching Sun and Moon* urgh

Ash: Hey, what's wrong?

Jay: I don't know, I don't think you need to hear about it, *whisper* especially when Serena is around

Serena: Me what?

Ash: Look, just say it, we're ready

Jay: Okay.... Why did you hold Mallow's hand?

Ash: U wot m8

Serena: You WHAT?!

Ash: No, Serena, I can explain...

Serena: *sobbing* I thought I'm the one and only can hold your hand. Ash, we're done *running out the room*

Ash: No Serena, wait!

Jay: .... I've warned you

*beep*

All right, that's all for today bloopers. Just wait for the Valentine special, until that, keep asking more challenges, more than one if you can, requesting to add any characters or yourself. Oh and I'll tell you this, all of the ship will be sailed and there's nothing can stop this.

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