Prepare to set your innocence to space, people *doing an evil laugh*

Kidneypoop: I dare Serena to eat a banana in a "cringy" way in front of Ash

Jay: Why it has to be a banana?

Gary: Can we just give a proper d-

Jay: DON'T. MENTION. IT!

Serena: *eating a banana* Hey Ash~ *starts licking it*

Jay: This is just... urgh....

Ash: Hey, I'm hungry. Can I have a banana, too?

Serena: *choking because of the banana*

Kidney: Wow, she gagged

Jay: You don't even know what is "gag" right?

Kidney: What does "gag" even mean?

Ash: Hey, I'm hungry! One banana, please!

Jay: Ash, just get a Snickers bar. You're not yourself when you're hungry (literally)

Ash: Fine.

Kidneypoop: I dare Bonnie to read Amourshipping lemon

Jay: Coooool, what is lemon?

Kidney: You talk about it all the time

Jay: I think it sounds catchy

Kidney: Look, basically, lemon is *whispers something to Jay's ear*

Jay: Oh, I get it! HELL NAW, WE CAN'T DO THAT WITH AN INNOCENT KID

Kidney: And our side show is destroying other readers' innocence

Jay: *sighed* Fine. Bonnie, read this

*After a while*

Bonnie: Big bro, what is "manhood"?

Clemont: YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW!

Bonnie: Serena, in this fanfic, you keep yelling things like "Yes Ash!" or just "Ah!". Why are you yelling that?

Serena: *Burried her head, rocking back and fourth*

Ash: *do the same thing*

Kidneypoop: I dare Jay to sing a parody song about shipping (What? You think this is just about mature dares?)
Reason of ban: Copyright

Jay: I kinda scared, you know

Kidney: Just do it! Make your dream come true!

Jay: Okay, let's hope for the best

*starts singing*
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To ship them is my real test
To make them canon is my job

I will travel across the land
Shipping far and wide
Cause the community understands
The power of the ship

Pokemon, Gotta ship 'em all
It's me and "them"
We'll ship until we're dead

Pokemon, oh, you're my target
In a world we must ship them

Pokemon, a heart so true
Our creativity will pull us through

I ship them and canon them
Pokemon, gotta ship 'em all!

Done!

Serena: Wow, didn't know you can sing

Jay: That's not what I'm worrying *points at the fourth wall*

Pokemon company: OUR LAWYER WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW, JAY FLYNN!

Kidney: Oh, so that's why it's banned

Jay: Say what now?

Jay: I dare Ash to do the alternate ending of Hardcore and Shyness 1 (Ash confesses his love to Calem)

Ash: Well, here comes the cringe

*scene set, Calem was having a talk with Ash*

Calem: So, Ash, what do you say? *offers his hand to Ash*

Ash: Calem, I...

Ash: I LOVE YOU!

Calem: Wait what?

Ash: I've fallen in love with you since we first met. You're so handsome, stylish and cool. Will you be my boyfriend?

Calem: Uhhh, s-sure?

Ash: Great. Let's go! We'll adopt a child

May: Wow, that was...

Alain: Interesting...

Gary: I see rainbow...

Serena: So I was in love with a homo, what the fu-

Jay: OKAY! CUT BEFORE SHE SWEARS!

Seriously, I don't have much idea for Banned Dares series. Maybe I should stop it

Just kidding. Just admit it, you guys like it