Jay: Gaaah! Morning people!

Paul: Yeah, whatever

Jay: Paul, wanna be killed, bro?

Paul: Uh, no

Jay: *looked around* Hey does anyone see Serena?

Dawn: She's crying in the bathroom

Ash: WHAT? WHY?!

Jay: Maybe that's because of you

Ash: U wot m8?

Jay: I saw her watching Sun and Moon. And she saw "that part" when you trained with Rockruff

Panda: It kinda hard for a girl when she sees her crush shake his booty

Jay: You bet! *fist-pumped Panda*

Ash: What is Pokemon company doing with me?

*fourth wall broken*

Jay: Well, fcuk that shite. I'm not gonna fix that

Misty: *sarcastically* Geez, thanks Ash

Cilan: The readers are gonna kill of us

Jay: Anyway, today-

Kidney: *busted in* MAY MY DEAR, I'M BACK!

May: KILL ME PLS!

Drew: Well, that was....

Kidney: *knelt down in front of May* Will you marry me?

May: MARRY MY ASS! *Kicked Kidney in the guts*

Jay: Damn!

Drew: That's my June

May: MY NAME IS MAY, GRASS HEAD!

Drew: Whatever April

Kidney: Oh my "pokeballs"....

Paul: Pathetic...

Jay: Oh yeah, Star is here. He has some dares he wants to say

Star: I'M BACK, PEOPLE!

Gary: Whatever

Jay: Right, let's start our first dare, shall we? *read the dare* Hehehe 😏

Kidney: Do I have to bring Serena in?

Jay: Actually let her outside for a moment. This dare is for Ash

Ash: GOD FCKUING DAMN IT!

Kidney: You said it wrong. It spells F-U-C...

Jay: SHUT UP! THIS IS A PG SHOW!

Kidney: I thought PG is dead

Jay: WHATEVER! Let's start! I dare Ashley to come back, but the girls have to choose his clothes (from -_amour_- )

Ash: I hate this show!

Jay: Wanna be killed, Ash? *spinned the dagger*

Ash: Hah! Dagger huh? That won't scare me!

Jay: I guess you're right. So I have brought a back up. *showing the reaper scythe* Who want to go first?!

Ash: Ok I'm fine

Jay: Girls, dress up time!

All the girls: YAY! *dragged Ash in a room*

Kidney: So what's the point of not bringing Serena in?

Jay: You'll see...

*a few minutes later, Ash came out with Serena's clothes*

( just ignore Serena and think Ash has Ashley's hair)

Jay: *sarcastically* OH MA GAWD, YOU LOOK SO CUTE!

Paul: *chuckled slightly*

Dawn: Aww, Paulie smiled

Paul: No I'm not!

Drew: Ash, you look FABULOUS!

Cilan: Hmm, the chocolate look from Ash combined with the strawberry smell from Serena's clothes created a whole new candy smell-

Jay: Can you just shut up with those words?

Cilan: Fine...

Iris: Ash, you look even more like a kid

Clemont: Wow, Ash. Serena will like this

Gary: Hehehe, Ashy boy, how do you feel underneath? 😏

Ash: Well, quite cool, I think

Gary: No wonder Serena likes to wear this 😏

Misty: PERV!

Gary: You want to try it, Misty? 😏

Misty: SHUT UP OAK TREE!

Panda: Ash does looks fabulous

Kidney: Ikr

Jay: Ok, this is where the fun part begin. Bring her in!

Kidney: *walked out and brought Serena in*

Serena: *nosebleed*

Jay: Uh, what the heck?

Serena: It's ok. It just, WHY IS ASH'S BOOTY SO BIG? 😭

Gary: You're jealous because yours is flat, aren't ya 😏

Serena: GARY OAK!

Jay: Hey, look who join us today *pointed at Ash*

Ash: H-Hey Serena

Serena: WHO DAFUQ ARE YOU? AND WHY ARE YOU WEAR MY CLOTHES?

Gary: Because he wants to smell the scent from your b-

Jay: GARY! I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KILL YOU!

Gary: Said someone who also want to smell Newjin's a-

Jay: *blushing* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Star: Jesus, Gary is really talkative today

Jay: Ikr

Serena: I WILL KILL YOU STUPID CLONE

Ash: Serena, wait!

Serena: THERE'S ONLY ONE SEXIEST POKEGIRL IN THIS BOOK AND THAT'S ME! SO GET DUNKED ON!

Gary: And also the one with the biggest a-

Jay and Serena: SHUT UP!

Kidney: Gary is the spotlight of this chapter

Misty: Yeah, I know...

Ash: Serena, calm down!

Serena: Hell naw! *punched Ash in the face*

Jay: One punch girl is here, everyone!

Kidney: ONE PUNCHHHHHH!

Serena: You two are next!

Kidney: *gulped*

Jay: She won't kill me, or she will make everyone here go to heaven

Ash: *fainted, his wig fell off*

Serena: Oh no, SEMPAI! *looked at Ash's skirt* Wow, it's still... huge

Jay: I think she's broken

Panda: Yeah...

Serena: *cried* Ash, wake up, please...

Jay: Why is this so familiar?

Kidney: It's from your oneshot

Jay: Should I make him has amnesia?

Kidney: Let's watch next

Serena: *cried*Ash, I know you can't hear me but...

Jay: *eating popcorn* Here it is. Open a song, Kidney

Kidney: Ok *open a song*

The song: NOW WATCH ME WHIP, WATCH ME NAE NAE

Jay: WRONG ONE YOU IDIOT!

Kidney: HOW TO TURN OFF THIS THING?!

Serena: DO YOU TWO THINK THIS IS FUNNY? I'LL MAKE YOU WHIP NAE NAE RIGHT NOW!

Gary: Chill... I can whip nae nae for you 😏

Dawn: Oh god no...

Jay: Serena, Ash...

Serena: Oh yes *turned at Ash, cried one more* Ash, I-I...

Jay: Here it is, Amour moment...

Kidney: Ooooh *took out a tissue roll*

Jay: DAFUQ DO YOU THINK IT IS?!

Kidney: I thought there will be lemon...

Serena: I-I LOVE YOU! *kissed Ash*

Jay: HELL YEAH! THE SLEEPING BEAUTY REMAKE!

Kidney: Literally Ash is in Ashley form, so it does look like the sleeping beauty

Panda: Can you two stop talking about Disney?

May: Guys, here it comes

Jay: Oh ma gawd, so nostalgic...

Ash: *woke up* Serena?

Serena: *hugged Ash* Yes, Ash?

Ash: I'm hungry

Kidney: Sh!t

Panda: Welp...

Star: Oh no...

Jay: Maybe the punch was too hard that it densified Ash forever. Great job, Serena

Drew: It was at this moment that Serena knew...

Misty: She fcuked up

Serena: *cried* THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN AMNESIA!

Kidney: Now I know what does Newjin feel when she sees you dense, Jay

Jay: *blushed* I'm regretting everything now

Ash: Don't cry, Serena. *pat Serena's back*

Serena: *sniffed, blushed*

Jay: *cried* Wow, even he's dense, this moment is so god damn beautiful *took a picture*

Kidney: Can we just move on to the next dare?

Jay: Yeah. Serena, takes care of him

Serena: *sniffed* I will

Panda: Wow, Jay is like the big father of this room, even he can be an Ashhole sometimes

Kidney: While his wife is still in the US, living in Trump's age *rolled his eyes*

Jay: Some day I will have a chance to kill all of you

Kidney: Whatever. Next dare is from @ashgreninjaclone and he dares Gary to flirt with Misty

Misty: FML!

Gary That's easy. I'll make sure this dare won't be wasted

Misty: I can deny, can't I

Jay: There's also a part behind it. If you do anything to stop, you have to live in a forrest full of bugs. Like Caterpie

Misty: For fox sake

Jay: Talk about Caterpie, Ash must be stupid when he caught that

Kidney: Said someone who used to have a Beautifly in his Platinum team

Jay: Hey! My Beautifly was a badass pokemon. It murdered Cynthia's Garchomp (true story)

Kidney: That was when Garchomp had like... 1 HP

Jay: I know. Shut your yap! Gary, go!

Gary: Hey Misty *winked at her* I have a poem for you, wanna hear it?

Misty: Yeah?

Gary: Charmanders are red
Squirtles are blue
I thought Harambe's butt was huge
*looked at Misty's short* Then I saw yours

Misty: You-

Jay: One way ticket to Viridian Forrest, Misty

Misty: Th-That was a gr-great poem!

Gary: Oh Misty, I want to kiss you right here

Misty: No you w-

Jay: Misty!

Misty: Gaah! Fine! *kissed Gary*

Jay: Beautiful! Bravo!

Misty: I'll kill you...

Gary: Mama mia. That was amazing

Jay: All right, next dare. Star?

Star: I have double dares. I dare Bonnie to go to heaven with James from Team Rocket.

Jay: What?! That's crazy!

Clemont: Hell no!

Gary: Is "heaven" in legit way or sexual way? 😏

Jay: Must be the second one

Bonnie: I'm not going to the heaven with that blue hair psychopath

Jay: Well, here we go *made James appeared*

James: WHY AM I HERE? *looked at Ash* HEY TWERP, GIVE ME YOUR PIKACHU

Serena: You insult Senpai Ash one more time I'll kick your nuts!

James: O-Okay

Jay: Wow, how many "wow" in this chapter already? Anyway, James, you have a dare

James: *read the dare* I'd rather go with Jessie *cover his mouth*

Kidney: Oooooh...

Jay: Rocketshipping is here!

James: Whatever. Let's go you lil twerpette

Bonnie: *groaned* right behind you

*both of them went in the restroom*

Jay: I'm ma get sued then

Kidney: For what?

Jay: Child abuse

Serena: Bonnie will be okay, right Senpai?

Ash: *eating cookies* Huh? oh, yeah.

James: AHHHH, FORGIVE ME!

Bonnie: THIS IS FOR ALMOST STEALING MY INNOCENCE

Jay: Oh boy...

*James ran out, jumped off the windows*

James: Goodbye cruel world!

Clemont: Damn Bonnie...

Serena: You're awesome *high-fived Bonnie*

Jay: So Star, what is your second dare?

Star: Oh, I dare Serena to do what I want to

Jay: I should put it in the Banned Dares section, shouldn't I

Serena: So that's mean...

Jay: Yeah, go for it. The ship is sinking

Serena: *walked to Star* S-So what d-do y-you want? *looked like she almost cry*

Star: Trust me. This will be fast *kissed Serena* Yeah, I'm done

Serena: *dead inside*

Jay: Who could blame her? She got two kisses in one chapter

Kidney: I guess that's all for today

Jay: Yeah, I don't think I need to the the hosts' dares. Most of them would go to Banned Dares anyway

Kidney: Except this

Jay: What, time's up. All of the dares won't work

Kidney: That a shame. Because if there's still time, there's a dare I got for you

Jay: What is it?

Kidney: Jay Flynn McMasterMind, I dare you to release Dark Jay (or Delinquent Jay) that you keep inside

Jay: Wh-what? Hell no!

Serena: What's wrong with Dark Jay

Kidney: Basically, Dark Jay is also known as Gangster Jay. He has opposite personality with Jay and he's an A-hole. So I don't think you want to meet him

Paul: So it's like Gangster Serena but male version?

Kidney: You bet!

Jay: Look man. I'm not sure the readers want to see my dark side. So I guess the show is end now. We'll continue some day

Panda: Yeah. Bye

Jay: Bye. Keep giving some truths or dares, could be more than one. And also request to join our add any characters. And Serena, good luck undensifying him

Serena: Yeah, whatever. Coming, Ash?

Ash: Let's go, Serena *held Serena's hand*

Serena: *blushed*

Jay: *sighed* hope no one comment "that"

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