Ash being perverted

Me: Well, let's start now, shall we?

Everyone: *sarcastic* yay, we're so excited

Serena: One question, are there any shipping gonna happen, I mean, the things that most of the Pokemon fanfics are about?

Me: Shhhhhh, you gonna break the fourth wall, and for your question, yes

Serena: *thinking* finally, I can do something with my Ash

Me: But not everything gonna go with your way, ok? I can read your mind you know

Serena: Author power, huh? I've seen this a lot

Ash: Wait, what is shipping and what exactly are you guys talking about

Me: *sighing* well, I guess Ash stayed for too long in Alola region that he's forgetting "that moment"

Serena: *disappointed* ikr

Me: Okay, first truth is for everyone, what do you think about Pokemon sun and moon, I mean about the film

Misty: Yay, water everywhere

Gary: Beaches, everywhere, and you know what it normally has right 😏?

Me: Just to let you know I want this book to be PG, so don't you dare *as all of the girls staring dangerously at Gary*

Gary: What the Heracross are you thinking about? I mean the sea, the ocean, the waves

Me: Is that so...? *Sarcastically*

Ash: New league for me to take on, heck yeah

Me: Same as what you said in the last 5 regions

Serena: At least he tried. Anyway, what the Fennekin happen to Ash's design? He looks like... Trubbish

Ash: What? I looks more attractive than that bag of trash

Misty: He surely didn't get the idea

Iris: What a kid

Alain: What an idiot

Ash: Who do you call an idiot, emo?

Me: Ash, Alain, I can kill both of you, you know? *show a bunch of daggers*

Everyone: *thinking* and he said this book is PG

Me: Alright, this next dare is for Ash and Serena

Ash: Whatever you said, Jaysie

Me: Oh, thanks for the name, Ashy *put the dagger near Ash's head*

Ash: *scared* you know, on second thought, I just keep call you Jay after all.

Me: ok, enough, now the next dare from @RangerTonables and he dared... oh geez *facepalmed*

Ash and Serena: What's wrong?

Me: Remember when I said this book is PG?

Everyone: *nodded*

Me: Well...... he dared Ash to be perverted

Ash: wut....

Serena: Ooooh *blushes, thinking* yasssss, that what I've been hoping for

Gary: I'm gonna have a sibling, yay

Everyone except Serena and Gary: this gonna be... weird

Me: here goes nothing *snapped finger, make Ash becomes perverted*

Ash: *looked at Serena* Hey honey pie, wanna have some "horse-riding" lesson?

Serena: *blushed madly" Oh Ashy

May: Is it just me or there are two Gary in this room

Gary: Wow, Ashy Boy is growing up

Me: *facing the ground, mubble* what the Arceus sake am I doing with my life

Ash: you don't need to ask me to go to the carnival, I can be your Merry-go-around 😏

Everyone except Gary and Serena: why the atmosphere is so weird inside?

Me: You know what guys, I'm gonna end this chapter. Remember, leaves any dares or truths to anyone, including the host, and also request who do you want to add or if you want to join in. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna staring at the corner and thinking about the PG thing

Dawn: Wow, Jay is really has a bad time

Me: *desperate* It's ok, just go, and also gives me any ideas if you want to keep Pervert Ash or give any truths or dare to him

Ash: Finally, let's go my sweet honey cake *rubbling Serena's thigh as they're going*

Serena: 😳😳😳😳 oh Ashy *blushing hard*

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