Anyone still remembers the "Anime Girls/Waifus list" I made that had like 28 and people were like "Oh ma Arceus, Newjayshipping is sinking!" ? Yeah, that was funny 😂

Alright, without further or do, enjoy this god damn chapter... with a tag in the end

Jay: Hello readers. We're back in Truth or Dare.

Newjin: ...

Poophead: ...

Dawn: That presentation was too terrible, you know?

Jay: Then what do you want!? Talking about something nonsense until the rest of the chapter!?

Newjin: I think this is not a t or d show anymore. It turns out like a show featuring a bunch of idiots shouting at each other

Jay: Sorry, I forgot to turn off Cap Lock while doing this

Poophead: How long I have to keep this name tag again? It's so stupid!

May: It shows your role, anyway. A piece of-

Jay: NO! I'M THINKING OF BRINGING PG BACK TO LIFE! AND I CAN'T LET YOU IDIOTS RUIN MY PLAN!

Newjin: I think you should throw away that plan, because PG won't be able to survive for 500 words, anyway

Jay: Damn it, painful truth, but you're right!

Arceus: Hey Jayboi, wanna have an argument again?

Jay: Oh sorry, God-san. After all, we already know who will be the winner. You just lose every time!

Arceus: How dare you disrespecting me!?

Jay: To me, THE ONE AND ONLY GOD I PRAISE IS LORD HEL-

Poophead: *covers Jay's mouth* IF YOU SPIT OUT THAT NAME, THIS ROOM WILL BE CURSED BY "HIM", YOU KNOW THAT!?

Jay: *pulls his hand off* Urgh, your hand is so stinky (just like your head)

Serena: Does anyone actually realize me and Ashy are losing screen times?

Drew: You two didn't! The most memorable moments you have with Ash is the Yaoi one 😁

Gary: *punches the wall* THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!

Ash: STOP PUNCHING THE WALL!

Lana: Yay, I was a star character in the last two episode of Pokemon!

Serena: WHO CARE!?

Ash: Uh... Serena-chan... the readers are... you know... reading...

Serena: Oh *smiles warmly* Hi readers. Don't mind about what I've said to Lana. This is all... part of the script! Yeah!

Lana: *sitting in a dark corner* No it's not...

Poophead: Btw, do you think that the S&M group is... losing screen times as well?

Mallow: Yeah, in fact...

Lillie: We're supposed to be the star of this stupid show!

Jay: No, you're not

Mallow and Lillie: *joins Lana in the dark corner*

Jay: And there they are... just like where the S&M deserves to be in the Pokemon anime history

Newjin: Do we have anything to do today? I mean... except talking about random but nonsense things?

Poophead: How about we play a little game, huh Jay, or should I say, Gay Sama? 😏

Jay: Oh, how about we do like what happened in Kakegurui? We'll play Rock-Paper-Scissors, then I'll make you owe me over 8 millions, then you have to pay that by tomorrow or I'll kill you

Poophead: That's a little...

Jay: OR... I can transport you outside the fourth wall, then you can play a little "chasing" game with the readers outside. What do you say?

Poophead: You little...!

Jay: Please rememeber I'm older than you, alright!?

Poophead: How about no!?

Arceus: Jay, you really don't want to argue with me?

Jay: Like I said. You. Are. Always. The. Loser!

Arceus: Oh really? What about this time?

Jay: Make a subject

Arceus: Nao iz da worzt

Jay: WAIT WHAT!? NAOIZDABESTANIMEGIRLANDNOONECANSURPASSHER,EXCEPTMIKASA,ALRIGHT!?

Newjin: I CAN'T READ THAT LINE!

Jay: I DON'T CARE! I GONNA DEFEND MY VIEW!

*3 hours later*

Jay: And that's why you shouldn't eat ice cream with mayonnaise as its topping

Poophead: *facepalms* That's totally irrelevant to the subject, bruh

Jay: Really? What are we talking about?

Newjin: NA- Nevermind, I don't want to bring back my 3-hour nightmare...

Jay: AAAANYWAY, let's get to the dare, shall we?

May: FINALLY!

Cilan: AFTER 3000 YEARS!

Iris: THANK YOU FOR LIFTING THE CURSE OF NO DARE, LORD HELIX!

Lord Helix: 👍

Arceus: WHAT IS THAT STUPID OMASTAR DOING IN MY UNIVERSE!?

Ash: It's not an ordinary Omastar. It's... Omastar the god

Serena: Ash, please... no...

Poophead: Uh... Jay... you should look how terrible the fourth wall is *points at the fourth wall*

Jay: OH MA HELIX! I'VE BEEN BREAKING DA FOURTH WALL AND WE DON'T EVEN KNOW!?

Newjin: Where the heck are those builders, anyway?

Jay: I kicked them out because they kept asking for money for no reason

Poophead: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU OWE THEM THE MONEY!

Jay: No, I don't 😙

Poophead and Newjin: YES, YOU DO!

Jay: Oh just look at you two. This can be a start for a perfect shipping in the future

Newjin: THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA HOLD THOSE STANKY HANDS OF HIM!

Poophead: THERE'S NO WAY... uh... damn it...!

Misty: Don't you think Jay's hands are also... you know...

Newjin: *blushing* U-Uh well,  b-because... GAH!

Jay: Oh look. Someone's blushing~ 😏

Newjin: I'LL KILL YOU! WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING ME MAD ANYWAY!?

Jay: *smiles warmly* Because... when you're mad, you look very cute

Newjin: *blushing madly* U-Uh... w-well... THANKS! 😳

Jay: (Hehe... this trick works, as always)

Poophead: Anyway... WE SHOULD PICK A DARE OR THOSE READERS WILL MURDER US FOR REAL!

Jay: OKAY! A DARE! A DARE! *picks a random one*

Serena: Hmm...

Jay: So?

Serena: DAZAI! CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO SUICIDE!? (Bungou Stray Dog, anyone?)

Jay: O-OI! CALM DOWN! Let "fairy godfather" settle this for y'all, okay? 😉

Serena: YOU'RE SO TERRIBLE AT VOICE ACTING!

Jay: Oh Helix christ, "Sinderena", you make "Fairy godfather" feel sad, you know?

Newjin: *raises her hand*

Jay: Why are raising your hand?

Newjin: Gomen... I have to... go to the bathroom. I really need to vomit right now!

Clemont: His nickname really has the point 😂

Jay: Oh curse you all! I just want to be a good guy for at least a chapter and you guys want me to take the evil role!?

Serena: *shivering*

Jay: Anyway, let me just *teleports Ash to the other spot... of the room*

Serena: NO! HE'S TOO FAR! 😭

Jay: Calm down. He's only like... 3 Minecraft blocks away from you

Serena: *smacking her head on thw windows* 4. TORTUROUS. CHAPTERS!

Dawn: DON'T DO THAT, SERENA!

May: YOU WILL INJURE YOURSELF!

Newjin: JAY, DO SOMETHING!

Jay: *looks at the scene* (That's strange. Why the only thing broken are the windows but not her head?)

Poophead: JAY, WILL SHE-

Jay: She'll be fine! Sometimes that's a good way to not think about her Ashy. Also, I think her head is made of metal or something. That's incredible...

Drew: Okay, we have another dare for today, and it's for... Jay and Newjin

Jay: Damn it...

Poophead: WILL NEWJAYSHIPPING BE CANON AFTER DIZ!?

Jay: Find out in whatever-animal ball Z, or maybe never 😒

Jay: Well... this is weird...

Newjin: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S WEIRD!?

Jay: I mean... I've been very nice to you until now

Misty: How do you define "nice", dirt head!?

Jay: Look, every times I scold or shout at you, that means I care about you, alright?

Newjin: *starts blushing* Jay...

Jay: Beside... I HAVE TO WAKE YOU UP EVERY TIMES I COME TO YOUR HOUSE, LIKE I'M YOUR FATHER OR SOMETHING!

Poophead: So this is what keeping this shipping from being canon

Paul: *sighs* Fatherzone...

Jay: But anyway, I'm gonna accept the dare. I mean, 7 chapters aren't that bad, especially if you look at... her *points at Serena who's still smacking her head on the windows*

Newjin: Okay... *smirks* OW! My back is hurt. Can you-

Jay: *punches her back as hard as he can*

Newjin: YOU JUST F##KIN BROKE IT, BAKA!

Jay: Sorry... I can't do anything soft with these hands, you know?

Newjin: Damn it...

Dawn: Oi Serena! You're alright?

Serena: *lying on the floor with swirls in her eyes* It's like I crashed myself into an airplane...

Ash: Why is she smacking her head anyway?

Jay: *facepalms* Helix, please help me...

Okay, now the t or d part is done, let's... get to the tag, alright?

So I was tagged by XxWhiteYvonnexX (in which I was also shipped with her, as well. What the heck!? XD) about... uh... my biology or my Wattpad history, I think. So yeah, let's start. My way!

Oh wait, I think I've just done the similar one in my 12k read celebration chapter. But, oh well, let's see how this will go

So basically, it was... hmm... January 29th, 2017, the time when... I didn't give a f**k about anime OR even Pokemon. I guess I was too desperated and disbelieved in anime after watching a terrible Vietdub (or Vietnamese dub) version of Fairy tails. (Arceus christ, Lucy sounded like a 10-year-old kid and Natsu sounded like a pathetic guy who had no life, and I don't wanna talk about how awkward Happy was)

So I started finding something about Pokemon, or at least something that could interest me, and I found... the ending of XY.

I don't want to talk about what happened again, but let's just say I went crazy when they did that. So... I started watching the whole XY and also XYZ series. (Btw, XY is still being aired in TV in my country, but I don't usually watch, because... yeah, just take note from what I said about Vietdub Fairy Tails)

I started digging this further... by finding some fanfics about it. At that time I didn't know that they were called "fanfics", so I just searched like "Ash x Serena story" or something 😂

Then I read an Amour book called "Love, Atlas and Underground" by Winter, but that book was so long. I then decided to create myself a Wattpad account. I didn't plan to be a writer. However, after reading like two or three fanfics about it, I then decided to write my own and also my first book, this Truth or Dare show. Then the rest of it... is history

About it, let's talk a bit about first few weeks I became a Wattpader, alright?

I met XxWhiteYvonnexX also in this book, as well. If I still remember, I think I still keep our first talk in the first blooper chapter. Well, what can I say? She's funny, maybe can be a little serious (and manly), but she's still very friendly

Then... let's see... oh yes, my cousin, kidneypoop . He's also a perv (like me xD), but if you can spend a little times talking to him, you cna find him hilarious, as well, maybe he can haunt your brain a bit

I've made some new friends up here, like Dat1Yvonneshipper , Cyrus9173 , MinunAmour , Iam_Blaziken , AndyTran21 , UllaChan and more. To me, they're still very important

Okay, now that cheesy stuff is done, let's get to... da tag. I'll tag:

MinunAmour
Iam_Blaziken
UllaChan
kidneypoop
Cyrus9173

I guess that's all. I'm not sure if any of them has done it, but hey, a little fun won't be hurt. All right! See you in the next chapter!