Lys- Gwen. It's about time I've admitted something. I, uh... I'd like to confess. 

Gwen- Yes?

Lys- *caresses cheek lightly* *whispers* Gwen... I hate you. With all my heart. 

Gwen- *whispers too* Can I tell you something? 

Lys- Yes..

Gwen- I hate you too. *slaps his face*

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Guzma/Gwen- *looks into the cursed mirror* 

*two cute childs appear*  (Hermoine + Maverick) 

Both- Awww! 

Guzma- I LOVE YOU! 

Gwen- I LOVE YOU TOO! 

Gladion- *GAGS VIOLENTLY*

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Selene- *coughs* *coughs* *coughs* *coughs* *coughs* *coughs some more* I AM GOING TO DIE TODAY IF THIS DOESNT STOP 

Hau/Gladion/Ilima/Mallow/Lillie/All Friends- Awww! Get better, pls! 

Selene- I'm workin' on it, guys. Should be up and running in a little while. :)

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So they were released for a while. Staff made sure they didn't do anything they wouldn't at the Houses, so they return a week later. Everyone agrees that Ghetsis is a little shit. 

White- Hey, Ghetsis! 

Ghetsis- *groans* Ugh, WHAT? 

White- What did you do during break? 

White- YOUR MOM! 

Everyone- OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH 

Giovanni- SICK BURN, YO! 

Guzma- No! No! No! Only I can say that! GET OUT! 

Giovanni- Okay. *Okay meme face* 

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Elio- *walks up to Lusamine* How long does it take for your mom to take a shit? 

Lusamine- Uhhhh? 

Elio- Nine months. *walks away* 

Lusamine- Nine... months? OH YOU LITTLE-

This was awesome. Hope you liked it! ;)