--ok I just really want to do this don't yell at me okay I know it's not the holiday, but whatever--

--Breakfast--

Guzma- *Drinking water*

Gwen- *Walks up*

Gwen- Happy Fathers' Day, Guzma! 

Guzma- *chokes on water*

Guzma- *falls out of chair*

Guzma- *starts freaking out*

Kukui- *faints*

Guzma- HOW LONG?! 

Gwen- Haha, late April Fool's! I just wanted to see the look on your face. (kisses his cheek) 

Guzma- (thank Mew.) 

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Lys- You know..... I've been thinking. 

Sycamore- Bout what? 

Lys- I'd, you know.... like to have a kid. 

Sycamore- Umm, all right, then. 

Lys- What will we name them? 

Sycamore- .... 

Sycamore- Well, will they be a boy or a girl? 

Lys- I'd like to have a son. 

Sycamore- Me, too. Whatever you'd like! 

Lys- I think Roman.... is a good name. 

Sycamore- 0///0 c-u-t-e- cute... 

Sycamore- I agree. Soon as we get out of here, we'll start our own lives, and--

Gladion- Oh, barf! STFU NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THAT

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Serena- 'Scuse me, Mr. Fleur? You're married to Professor, right? 

Lys- Yep. 

Serena- So... are you the Fleur family, the Sycamore family, or the Fleur-Sycamore family? 

Lys- To be honest, I have no idea yet. For now, we're going with Fleur. 

Serena- Okay, but I have another question. You two have been single for a long time.... haven't you? Because, you're like 40 or something. 

Lys- *offended look* I am twenty-nine! 

Serena- Okay... I'll just... go now. Bye... *runs away*

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Gladion- Hey Selene. Found this mirror or whatever, it'll show us what we'll be like in the future. 

Selene- Ooooh! 

Both- *looks into mirror* 

*pop*

Rosaline- Hi Dad. 

Gladion- *SHRIEKS*

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*recording* 

Kukui- *opens oven* What is this? Why's there bread in here? 

Burnet- You put it there. 

Kukui- No, I didn't. 

Burnet- Yes, you did! 

Kukui- I didn't! 

Burnet- No, no, you put it there! 

Kukui- I swear to you, I didn't! 

Burnet- No, you put it there! You put a bun in the oven! 

Kukui- Wait, are you- Oh my god. 

*recording ended*

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Skull Grunts- *BLASTS RAP MUSIC*

Aether Employees- OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHUUUT UUUUP! 

Skull Grunts- *cant hear them* 

Aether Employees- STFU

Skull Grunts- *still can't hear them* 

Guzma- HEY! 

*music stops* 

Guzma- ...

Guzma- LEMME JOIN IN, Y'ALL! 

*MUSIC BLASTS EVEN LOUDER* 

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*doing an Undertale reenactment*

Kukui/Asgore- You'll... spare me? 

Selene/Frisk-       -_-

Kukui/Asgore- Thank you. We'll have a nice life together. We'll sit by the fire, eating butterscotch pie. 

N/Flowey- SIKE! *kills Kukui/Asgore*

Lys/Chara- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Guzma/Undyne- *crashes through wall* I AM UNDYNE THE UNDYING!! FEAR ME

Selene/Frisk- (through clenched teeth) Guzma. This isn't your part.. 

Guzma/Undyne- Newsflash: I don't care. You can't get rid of me, I'm Undying! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Burnet/Toriel- Oh my god... he's dead. Oh well, I've lived fine without him! *walks away*

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