House 1- Kanto

Mewtwo- ...

Mew- ..... 

Mewtwo- .........

Mew- .....................

Mewtwo- ........? 

Mew- ............?? 

Mewtwo- ................! 

Mew- ............!! 

Mewtwo- ...................!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Mew-............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Mewtwo- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no 

Not this fight again

House 1- Kanto (later) 

Giovanni- So. Red. Do you want to join Team Rocket? 

Red- ......

Giovanni- Do you want to join Team Rocket?? 

Red- ..........

Giovanni- .....

Red- .....

Giovanni- JOIN TEAM ROCKET

Red- ...........No. 

Blue- *crashes through door* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA FINALLY MADE YOU SPEAK RED

House 4- Hoenn 

Archie- Yarrrrr

Maxie- ....Stop. 

Archie- ........Yaaaaarrrrrrrrr

Maxie- Stop. 

Archie- YAAAAAAAAA--

Maxie- *punches Archie in the face*

House 1- Alola

Elio- ... (Translation: Hey, Selene. You want to go talk to Professor?) 

Selene- ..... (Translation: Yeah. Yeah, I do.) 

They walk over to Professor Burnet and Professor Kukui (Professors Burnet and Kukui? Professors Kukui? Mr. And Mrs. Professor Kukui? Professors?). 

Kukui- ... (Translation: 'Sup, Selene, Elio! What's going on?) 

Elio- ..... (Translation: Were bored. Now that you know Protagonistish, we can talk to you without the guy on the other side of the screen.) 

Burnet- ....... (Translation: Well, if you're bored, how about you go outside for awhile? It might do you some good!) 

Kukui- ..........! (Translation: Yeah, Burnet's right. Go outside, yeah, and maybe you'll find a Pokémon! A good one, too!) 

Elio/Selene- ........No. 

And that was the day 

The protagonists rebelled

And tried to make friends

With 

VILLAINS

AND 

SUCCEEDED 

Oh and Ya Boi Guzma says hi to everybody 

He made a Wimpod Buddy

Their name is Selene

They love Wimpod

They're Wimpod Buddies

And now Poké Pelago is overrun with Wimpod

(Gwen lunged at Lys) 

(He freaking screamed like a girl then fell over) 

(Now he obeys her 24/7) 

(Gwen is his God....ess)