House 1: Alola

Gwen has arrived! Yaaaayyyyyy!! :D

Guzma runs toward her, and nearly strangles her with a hug. 

Guzma- Thank goodness you're here😉😚😩😩                                                                                                                               

(Ok I did NOT mean that but that was HILARIOUS!! I swear that was an accident! I tried to type an exclamation mark and accidentally tapped the emojis. XD)

Guzma- I've been trapped with Malasada Jr. and the Masked Royal and Bag Girl, and people I barely even know. I swear that guy wants to kill me! *points to Lysandre* 

Gwen- Calm down, he's not going to kill you. Right?! 

She seems to scare the 7-foot-tall man. The classic elephant-scared-of-mouse cliché. He remembers her time in Kalos; it was not pleasant. She'd kicked him in the place for being a jerk. 

Lysandre- (Oh god. It's her. Assert yourself, stand up straight. She's at least six years younger than you. But then again, younger people tend to be stronger... Oh, stop it. It's not like she's injured you or anything.) He stands up straight and looks her in the eyes, staring at her in a cold way. She returns the glassy, emotionless gaze. They continue to stare at each other until Lysandre finally backs away. Still scared. 

Gwen- Well! Let's go say hi to everyone! I'll be staying for the rest of your little experiment! And they better not mess with you, or else! Everyone runs away. Gwen is scary. 

--Lunch--

A few people cook ramen, but most of them have whatever they're given. Prof. Sycamore didn't go to lunch; he was still sick (poor thing). Kukui jumped on the table once and screamed as loud as he could. He'd lost a bet. He then ran out of the room, reinforcements chasing after him. The whole house roared with laughter. 

Gwen- Is everyone always like this? 

Guzma- Yes. Always. No exceptions. That tall guy wants to kill people. No exceptions. Kukui is weird. No exceptions. Giovanni is reclusive. No exceptions. Lillie is-

Gwen- Ok, ok, I get it. 

Kukui burst into the room again, this time caught by the reinforcements. 

All villains except Guzma- SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! The chanting went on for minutes. Uuuntil they were quieted down by force. 

--Evening--

Guzma and Gwen are sitting outside all seven houses, on the shores of the small, secluded island. Fira started a fire, and so they roasted marshmallows. But not Fira, kitties can't eat marshmallows. 

Guzma- It's been some time. I've missed you. So much!

Gwen- Yeah, me too. We need to do something sometime.

Guzma- We sure do... if you know what I mean. <3 

Gwen- Come on, you heard the staff. No shenanigans. Of any kind. Once we get out of here when you finally make some real friends, we can. We'll get married, 'Kay? 

Guzma- 'Kay, babe. For now, just stay close. Cuz I love you. <3

Little did they know that almost everyone was watching them from behind the bushes, trying as hard as they can not to scream.