???- Is this on? Yep, this is on. 

The screen turns suddenly from black to white, and focuses on the surroundings. Standing in front of a sky-blue couch is Edgelord Mc. Death Metal. 

Gladion- Hi. You all know me. So, we're in the process of some kind of experiment or something. All antagonists have to get along with protagonists/professors, and it will not end unless we are all friends. There are different little "houses", one for each generation. Of course Mr. Gay Man Sycamore will get along fine with Edgelord #2, but something tells me not a lot of people will get out of here alive. Gladion out. 

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House one- Alola

Lusamine sits on the couch, surrounded by Elio, Selene, Hau, Lillie, and Gladion. She looks like she's going to go insane. 

Lusamine- Hey. Why don't we play a game? I-Spy? 

Hau- No. 

Lusamine- Hide and seek? 

Gladion- No. 

Lusamine- ...Monopoly? 

Lillie- No. 

Lusamine- All right, fine, you children. Let's play a game all of you are familiar with. *sighs* Truth or Dare... Hau. Why don't you go first! Truth or dare? 

Hau- Truth? 

Lusamine- Do you like my daughter? 

Hau- Ummmmmmm..........

Lusamine- Narrows her eyes at Hau...

Hau- nervously starts sweating 

Hau- .....Yes??

Lusamine- Gives Hau the Death Stare

Lusamine- Hmph. Gladion, your turn. 

Gladion- Lillie! 

Lillie- Dare.

Gladion-  Sneak into the Kalos house/flat/whatever. Go annoy Lysandre for me. There's a high chance you'll be killed, but you know, whatever. 

Lillie- Please, I'm not a suicidal b***h like you. I chicken. 

Gladion- Fine, then. I guess you'll have to both- truth and dare. 

Lillie- Wha-?! That's not part of the rules! 

Gladion- Is now. Now, then... Truth: Do you like anyone-anyone in this room? Dare: Act as stupid as you can. Go around pretending like you're a retarded Pikipek, or whatever. 

Lillie- Fine, I like someone. But I can't tell you who! 

And so, for the rest of the day, Lillie screamed (squawked?) at everyone she saw. Lysandre was on the brink of punching the one closest to him almost all day. Not good. He ended up punching Ghetsis. It did not end well for Mr. Grasshead. Lillie could not contain her laughter.