Me: Fritz here *gives him the magical chocolate milk to get people drunk*

Fritz: okay *drinks it*

~*~

Fritz: *HIC* that was g-- *HIC* good~

Me: okay now go to the playground and talk to the kids

Fritz: okay~

~*Later*~

Fritz: *comes back but has a black eye and he got beat up*

Me: what happend to you

Fritz: I was just talking to the kids and then all their parents beat me up....they called me a pedophile

Me: oh....

                 =w=
              ~Heart