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((And yes....I had to do this X3))

Scott: anything you could do, I could do better

Vincent: I can do anything better than you~~

Scott: no you can't

Vincent: yes I can

Scott: no you can't

Vincent: yes I can
Yes I can~

Scott: anything you can be I can be greater~
Sooner or later I'm better than you~~

Vincent: no your not

Scott: yes I am

Vincent: no you're not!!

Scott: yes I am
Yes I am!!

Scott: I can shoot a partrage
With a single cartrage

Vincent: I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow

Scott: I can live on bread and cheese

Vincent: and only on that

Scott: yea!

Vincent: so can a rat

~*Commercial break*~

Young girl: is playing in her room*

*suddenly she hears a sound in the other room and light crying*

Young girl: *runs into the other room to see that her grandmother has fallen*

Old lady: ;-; help

Young girl: *stands there*

*8 hours later*

Young girl: grandma ;-; *runs over to help her up*

Some voice that I don't know what to call so I'll just call it a voice :P : do you ever fall

Can you ever

Not get up

Get life alert :D

life alert

For when you fall

And can't get up

~*Were back :3*~

Scott: any not you can sing, I can sing higher~

Vincent: I can sing any note higher than you~

Scott: no you cant~~

Vincent: yes I can~~~

Scott: no you cant~~~~

Vincent: yes I can~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(-w- you like thus chapter don't you~)~~~!!!!

Scott: how do you sing that high?!

Vincent: I'm a girl!! (No he's not~~)

Scott: anything you can say I can say softer

Vincent: I can say anything softer than you

Scott: no you can't

Vincent: yes I can

Scott: no you can't

Vincent: yes I can
YES I CAN!!!

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Thus chapter is sponsored by a sponsor
Which is sponsored by another sponsor
Which is sponsored by
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Thank you for the cooperation :3

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Scott: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker~

Vincent: I can drink it quicker~
And get Evan sicker~

Scott: I can open any safe~

Vincent: without getting caught?

Scott: yeah :3

Vincent: that's what I thought.......ya crook

Scott: -_____-

((Btw.....I'm skipping some of it.........cause I don't wanna write all that X3))

Scott: I can jump a hurdle~

Vincent: I can wear a hurdle

Scott: I can knit a sweater

Vincent: I can fill it better~
((I'm sure he can~
*looks at the reader*
Don't act like you don't know what I mean~
Wink :3))

Scott: I can do most anything~

Vincent: can you bake a pie?

Scott: nope!

Vincent: neither can I ._.

Scott: anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter

Vincent: I can sing anything sweeter than you

Scott: no you cant~~~~~

Vincent: yes~~ I cannnnnnn~~~

Scott: no you can't

Vincent: yess I can~~~

Scott: no you
Can't
Can't
Can't!!!!!

Vincent: yes I
Can
Can
Can~~~!!

*both at the same time: no/yes I can~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!

~*~

Hope you enjoyed :3

Its winter

Why is it 80° outside ;-;