Heart: ._. Scart died today

Author: No......I'm not letting that happen -____-

Heart: yeah, but r--

Author: no *pushes Scott and heart together* ^w^ there we go

Heart and Scott: *blushes*

Author: nice :3

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Jeremy: they said there were plenty of fish in the sea

I took it literally

I went to go fish

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Vincent: *has a telescope and hands it to Fritz* take a look~

Fritz: okay..? *Looks in telescope but all he sees is red* hey, *pulls away from telescope and has red around his eyes* all there was, was red

Vincent: *smirks* exactly

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Imagine your otp slow dancing to a love song, with person A quietly singing the words in person B's ear

Author: woah *brike, purplephone, scart, jeremike, litz, etc.*

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Rosy: wow, it's so beautiful

Jeremy: yup just you, me, and the moon

Moon: HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!

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Mike: ;-; You gotta help me! My tie is evil, is gonna kill me!!!!

Jeremy: *slowly backs away*

Mike: ;-;

Mike's tie: Muahahaha

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Jeremy: someone help me I'm being robbed ;-;

Mike: I'll save you! Tree powers activate! *Turns into a tree*

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Fritz: *sees cake* mmm yum :3 *puts knife in cake*

Cake: AAAAAH!!!!!

Fritz: AAAAAAH!!!!!

cake: why would you do that I have kids!!!!!!!

Cupcakes: AAAAAH!!!!!

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Vincent: hey, You know who's gay

Scott:,....

Vincent: US :3

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Brogs: I baked you a pie

Heart: oo what flavor :3

Brogs: -___- pie flavor

*A pie floats out of the pie*

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Lol: screw gravity

Fritz:....

Lol: *floats away*

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Scott: welcome to standing up school

Jeremy: *falls*

Scott: and you fail

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Heart: oh no I spilled my milk!

Rosy: you've killed us all

Both: nooooooo
*Milk floods*

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Fritz: T^T who parked my car, on my sandwich

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Mike: there's something on your face

Scott: *gets punched in the face*

Mike: it was pain!!

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Bonnie: pfft nice hat

Freddy: thanks ^-^

Bonnie: I was being sarcastic

Freddy: well I stole your face

Bonnie: ...

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*time travel*

Brogs: :D my time machine wo--*gets stopped on*

Stegasaurous: ^-^ I am a stegosaurous

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Lol: hm I wonder if my pony can fly

*pony floats away*

Lol: oh

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Muffin: hey rosy! Do you wanna eat me :D

Rosy: no

Muffin: I Want to die :D

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Mike: hello

Jeremy: hello

Scott: hello

Vincent: hello

Mine turtle: hello ^-^

*everyone explodes*

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Fritz: ;-; I'm so full

Muffin: do you have room for me :D

Fritz: no

Muffin: why won't you let me die :D

~+~

Desmond
The
Moon
Bear

Bear: how did I get here

The end

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Heart: no honey don't walk in the road ;-;

Scarlet:* crosses street* ^-^ look mom I made i-- *gets crushed*

Stegasaurous: :D I am a stegosaurous

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Rosy: my boyfriend said I was the prettiest girl in the world ^-^

Heart: ^-^ my boyfriend said  that t--*gets stabbed*

Rosy: -___- there can be only one

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((I wasn't going to but I couldn't resist X3))

scarlet: dad I'm hungry

Scott: hi there hungry I'm dad! ^-^

Scarlet: why did you name me this way dad

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Brogs: oo a butterfly *holds finger out*

Mike: no honey don-

Brogs: *the butterfly takes her and files away* wee

Butterfly: she's mine now Mike

Mike: ._.