Heart: um.....hallo ^-^ , welcome to............cooking 101

I'm here with my lovely assistant and were gonna make spaghetti :3

Scott: -^- why am I here

Heart: because you are :3

You see were very hipster and-- and kawaii.......................................................................................................................
Yeah l-let's just start already
.-.
*looks in the cabinet for spaghetti but it's not there*
..........where's the pasta

I thought you bought noodles

Scott: *gets all the other stuff out* you have money

Heart: you're my assistant

Scott: ......just go

Heart: -3- fine

~*later*~

Heart: *comes back with noodles* okay now we can start ^-^

Scott: ._. I don't like cooking
I don't want to be here

Heart: .3. Too bad

~*cooking montage*~

*The kitchen is a mess*

Heart:........*takes the pasta* I'm not cleaning up..you're my assistant. ...you can do it

Scott: *the sigh*

Heart: hope you enjoyed :3
*Gives the reader pasta*