Smritz: Haha this is so hilarious.

Here you go: I dare Matsuda to make L jealous by pretending to be in love with Light, and I give L to Capoeria-kick Matsuda in the face XD

AN: Is it just me or is Matsuda been getting the short end of the stick a lot lately?

Matsuda came to work the day after the candy incident, he managed to get away from L thanks to Light, but as he came to work he could tell L was still upset from yesterday. Light and everyone seemed to ignore his entrance, which was fine with him. He took his usual seat next to Light with a sigh, I turned on his computer and got to work. Matsuda thought back to that morning, his phone buzzing and that feeling of dread as he read the dare. He remembered writing his will before he came into work. 

I have decided to get it over with, during the day Matsuda flirted and teased Light, fully aware of L's stare bearing into him. Light meanwhile seemed lightly uncomfortable with Matsuda's actions, which made Matsuda feel guilty, however the feeling of pure dread from L's dagger stare squelched any remorse quickly. 

Matsuda waited for lunch as he went to Light to apologize and explain his actions. He walked into the kitchen to see Light talking with L.  To Matsuda's misfortune L turned around and saw him.

Matsuda: "I...I can explain"

In two seconds Matsuda's feet were swept from under him and L held him by the collar of his shirt, his normally neutral expression becoming incredibly intimidating.

Matsuda: "WAIT! IT WAS A DARE!! *pulls out phone and shows it to L* 

L: *Reads the dare, including his part* 

L's face split into a maniacal grin, Matsuda was terrified. He felt L's heel colliding with his chin and Matsuda saw stars and then black. 

Light and L moved Matsuda to the couch and tried to get him to come round, eventually he did. Though he was complaining about headaches afterwards. 

Authors note: That's all for tonight folks, dear god I had a double shift at work today so I'm pooped.