Trump Card

Flo: Hi guys! I am sooooo sorry again for not updating… But I am back!

Natsu: Finally you came back!

Gray: What took you so long?

Lucy: I even missed you!

Flo: *sniffles* This is the second time you guys ever gave me a warm welcome!

Mirajane: Don't cry, partner. I will always love you

Flo: Mirajane! *cries*

Gajeel: Just get on with it will ya

Flo: Looks like someone is looking forward to the game. Alright then, let's get started! Gajeel, truth or dare?

Gajeel: Dare, come at me.

Flo: *whispers*

Gajeel: *raises eyebrow*

The others: I wonder what's the dare

Flo: *whispers* Gajeel, I dare you to put shaving cream on Laxus' face and hands right now. He is dozing off in the couch over there. Hurry up before he wakes up

Gajeel: Okay,... *gulps and grabs a shaving cream*

Natsu: Hey metal bucket, you are not thinking what I am thinking….

Freed: How dare you! You are not com- mmff! *gets tied by Mirajane*

Mirajane: There, there. Just watch this *giggles*

Gajeel: *spreads shaving cream all over Laxus's face, then in his hands*

Laxus: *sleep talking* Why does my face suddenly becomes moist?

The others: *tries not to laugh*

Laxus: *yawns*

Levy: Oh my gosh…. did the shaving cream went inside his mouth?!

Wendy: That's not good for you!

Charles: And he is not waking up

Laxus: *still sleep talking* This soup is good *licks lip*

Elfman: What a true man….. licking shaving cream

Romeo: It's gonna burn or sting him!

Lisanna: *covers eyes* I feel bad for him

Laxus: *rubs eyes* Why does my hands seem wet?

Gray: Ouch…. it's gonna be painful when he wakes up

Jellal: This place is too cruel

Erza: *pats his arm* Impressed?

Evergreen: Laxus-san! Are you alright?

Bixlow: Of course not! Do you know how much it can hurt rubbing it in your eyes! Just imagine how bad it will taste!

Laxus: *snoring* Yummmm *licking shaving cream*

Lucy: Poor him…. he must be in a good dream

Happy: But he is actually killing himself in the real world

Freed: I. Must. Go. And. Wake. Him. Up.

Loke: When is he ever going to wake up…. Can't he feel the burn?

Natsu: Laxus must be really strong!

Laxus: *wake up* What's all the noise? *rubs eyes*

Gajeel: 3….2…..1…. And there is his realization

Laxus: Wha… *notices shaving cream in his hands* What's this? Cream? Soap? What's in my ey- AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Gray: He just noticed…

Laxus: WHY IS MY EYES BURNING? IS THERE FIRE IN MY EYES? NATSUUUU! WHAT'S THIS DISGUSTING TASTE IN MY MOUTH?! SHAVING CREAM?!

Everyone: *laughing* AHAHAHAHA!

Laxus: Who did this?!

Everyone but Gajeel: Gajeel

Gajeel: Hey! Thanks for backing me up!

Laxus: *eyes puffy and red* I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You

Natsu: Damn! He looks scary!

Gajeel: I need to escape *tries to run away*

Laxus: *shoots Gajeel down with lightning*

Gajeel: Agh! *gets hit and burnt*

Laxus: That's for putting shaving cream in my mouth *strikes him again* That's for putting shaving cream in my hands! *another strike of lightning*

Juvia: Juvia is getting scared

Gray: I am getting scared too *shudders*

Natsu: Ahahaha! Gajeel is going to turn into a crispy bacon soon!

Wendy: I should heal Laxus-san… His eyes are too red and swollen. And it could be lethal to put shaving cream in your mouth….

Others: Ahahaha! This is too funny

Wendy: You guys! This could be dangerous

Flo: Hahahaha! Now while Wendy is going to heal Laxus, Loke, truth or dare?

Loke: Truth

Flo: Is it true that Virgo had to take you spot when Lucy was in a desperate situation cause you were on a date?

Loke: *gulps*

Lucy: *suddenly gets angry* Oh yeah… I remember that *glares at Loke*

Natsu: So much for "always" being there for Lucy, play boy.

Gray: *smirks* You just let her in trouble like that… you would be a very good boyfriend

Loke: That was just once! Just once! Lucy never called me cause I am her trump card

Lucy: But my trump card failed! *pouts and ignores him*

Loke: Come on Lucy!

Lucy: You shouldn't make promises that you can't do

Natsu: You even promised her

Gray: Wow…. good job Loke

Loke: Just shut up you two.

Everyone else: Those four are in a love square

Lucy: Oh well, I could always depend on Natsu and Gray *giggles*

Natsu: Of course, I won't leave you for a date!

Gray: I will never leave you in trouble!

Loke: *sulks in his corner*

Lucy: You know I am kidding, right Loke?

Levy: I think he is in his depression mode

Flo: Why are we suddenly losing players… not just physically but mentally?

Mirajane: It's because you are amazing, my lovely partner

Flo: Thank you, my beautiful partner. Now, truth or dare, Erza?

Erza: Truth *smiles*

Flo: Uhhhhhh…. Ummm

Natsu: Erza even made Flo speechless

Flo: Sorry… I wasn't expecting Erza choosing truth… so then tell me how many cakes can you have in one whole day

Jellal: Erza is not fat if that is what you are asking

Mirajane: It's so cute how you guys defend each other

Erza: It's alright Jellal, cakes are delicious

Gray: Since Erza is a monster, I bet she can have ten whole cakes in one sitting

Erza: *rages* Who you calling a monster! *kicks him*

Levy: Tell us Erza, I always wonder

Lissanna: And you are always so skinny even though you eat a lot of cakes

Erza: *smiles* It's because I still watch my calories and exercise

Natsu: But how much cake can you hav in a day? (I bet ten whole cakes*

Erza: I can have at least twenty whole cakes in one sitting! If I just eat cakes all day, then I can have twenty and exercise all day tomorrow without stop!

Everyone: *shocked*

Lucy: You can't have that much cakes!

Erza: Oh yes I can

Bixlow: I knew she was a monster….But not like this kind of a monster….

Romeo: I wonder if it's even possible

Erza: Okay, I'll show you!

Jellal: *puts hand on her shoulder* Now you shouldn't stuff yourself, Erza

Erza: Ok…

Gray: She listens to him all the time….

Natsu: He is one hell of a lucky guy

Flo: Okay I am going to end it right here! Cause' the continuation of the gender switching will be next...

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