Trump Card
Flo: Hi guys! I am sooooo sorry again for not updating… But I am back!
Natsu: Finally you came back!
Gray: What took you so long?
Lucy: I even missed you!
Flo: *sniffles* This is the second time you guys ever gave me a warm welcome!
Mirajane: Don't cry, partner. I will always love you
Flo: Mirajane! *cries*
Gajeel: Just get on with it will ya
Flo: Looks like someone is looking forward to the game. Alright then, let's get started! Gajeel, truth or dare?
Gajeel: Dare, come at me.
Flo: *whispers*
Gajeel: *raises eyebrow*
The others: I wonder what's the dare
Flo: *whispers* Gajeel, I dare you to put shaving cream on Laxus' face and hands right now. He is dozing off in the couch over there. Hurry up before he wakes up
Gajeel: Okay,... *gulps and grabs a shaving cream*
Natsu: Hey metal bucket, you are not thinking what I am thinking….
Freed: How dare you! You are not com- mmff! *gets tied by Mirajane*
Mirajane: There, there. Just watch this *giggles*
Gajeel: *spreads shaving cream all over Laxus's face, then in his hands*
Laxus: *sleep talking* Why does my face suddenly becomes moist?
The others: *tries not to laugh*
Laxus: *yawns*
Levy: Oh my gosh…. did the shaving cream went inside his mouth?!
Wendy: That's not good for you!
Charles: And he is not waking up
Laxus: *still sleep talking* This soup is good *licks lip*
Elfman: What a true man….. licking shaving cream
Romeo: It's gonna burn or sting him!
Lisanna: *covers eyes* I feel bad for him
Laxus: *rubs eyes* Why does my hands seem wet?
Gray: Ouch…. it's gonna be painful when he wakes up
Jellal: This place is too cruel
Erza: *pats his arm* Impressed?
Evergreen: Laxus-san! Are you alright?
Bixlow: Of course not! Do you know how much it can hurt rubbing it in your eyes! Just imagine how bad it will taste!
Laxus: *snoring* Yummmm *licking shaving cream*
Lucy: Poor him…. he must be in a good dream
Happy: But he is actually killing himself in the real world
Freed: I. Must. Go. And. Wake. Him. Up.
Loke: When is he ever going to wake up…. Can't he feel the burn?
Natsu: Laxus must be really strong!
Laxus: *wake up* What's all the noise? *rubs eyes*
Gajeel: 3….2…..1…. And there is his realization
Laxus: Wha… *notices shaving cream in his hands* What's this? Cream? Soap? What's in my ey- AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Gray: He just noticed…
Laxus: WHY IS MY EYES BURNING? IS THERE FIRE IN MY EYES? NATSUUUU! WHAT'S THIS DISGUSTING TASTE IN MY MOUTH?! SHAVING CREAM?!
Everyone: *laughing* AHAHAHAHA!
Laxus: Who did this?!
Everyone but Gajeel: Gajeel
Gajeel: Hey! Thanks for backing me up!
Laxus: *eyes puffy and red* I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You
Natsu: Damn! He looks scary!
Gajeel: I need to escape *tries to run away*
Laxus: *shoots Gajeel down with lightning*
Gajeel: Agh! *gets hit and burnt*
Laxus: That's for putting shaving cream in my mouth *strikes him again* That's for putting shaving cream in my hands! *another strike of lightning*
Juvia: Juvia is getting scared
Gray: I am getting scared too *shudders*
Natsu: Ahahaha! Gajeel is going to turn into a crispy bacon soon!
Wendy: I should heal Laxus-san… His eyes are too red and swollen. And it could be lethal to put shaving cream in your mouth….
Others: Ahahaha! This is too funny
Wendy: You guys! This could be dangerous
Flo: Hahahaha! Now while Wendy is going to heal Laxus, Loke, truth or dare?
Loke: Truth
Flo: Is it true that Virgo had to take you spot when Lucy was in a desperate situation cause you were on a date?
Loke: *gulps*
Lucy: *suddenly gets angry* Oh yeah… I remember that *glares at Loke*
Natsu: So much for "always" being there for Lucy, play boy.
Gray: *smirks* You just let her in trouble like that… you would be a very good boyfriend
Loke: That was just once! Just once! Lucy never called me cause I am her trump card
Lucy: But my trump card failed! *pouts and ignores him*
Loke: Come on Lucy!
Lucy: You shouldn't make promises that you can't do
Natsu: You even promised her
Gray: Wow…. good job Loke
Loke: Just shut up you two.
Everyone else: Those four are in a love square
Lucy: Oh well, I could always depend on Natsu and Gray *giggles*
Natsu: Of course, I won't leave you for a date!
Gray: I will never leave you in trouble!
Loke: *sulks in his corner*
Lucy: You know I am kidding, right Loke?
Levy: I think he is in his depression mode
Flo: Why are we suddenly losing players… not just physically but mentally?
Mirajane: It's because you are amazing, my lovely partner
Flo: Thank you, my beautiful partner. Now, truth or dare, Erza?
Erza: Truth *smiles*
Flo: Uhhhhhh…. Ummm
Natsu: Erza even made Flo speechless
Flo: Sorry… I wasn't expecting Erza choosing truth… so then tell me how many cakes can you have in one whole day
Jellal: Erza is not fat if that is what you are asking
Mirajane: It's so cute how you guys defend each other
Erza: It's alright Jellal, cakes are delicious
Gray: Since Erza is a monster, I bet she can have ten whole cakes in one sitting
Erza: *rages* Who you calling a monster! *kicks him*
Levy: Tell us Erza, I always wonder
Lissanna: And you are always so skinny even though you eat a lot of cakes
Erza: *smiles* It's because I still watch my calories and exercise
Natsu: But how much cake can you hav in a day? (I bet ten whole cakes*
Erza: I can have at least twenty whole cakes in one sitting! If I just eat cakes all day, then I can have twenty and exercise all day tomorrow without stop!
Everyone: *shocked*
Lucy: You can't have that much cakes!
Erza: Oh yes I can
Bixlow: I knew she was a monster….But not like this kind of a monster….
Romeo: I wonder if it's even possible
Erza: Okay, I'll show you!
Jellal: *puts hand on her shoulder* Now you shouldn't stuff yourself, Erza
Erza: Ok…
Gray: She listens to him all the time….
Natsu: He is one hell of a lucky guy
Flo: Okay I am going to end it right here! Cause' the continuation of the gender switching will be next...
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