Gender Switched?

Flo: We are back from lunch break! Let's start this special, partner round! We are still waiting for Juvia and Gray….

Natsu: We don't have to wait for them. We should just pick up their dead bodies.

Wendy: I hope they are alright…

Loki: I bet they are enjoying their romantic adventure *smirks*

Laxus: You don't know how much that woman loves him *shudders*

With Juvia and Gray

Gray: Okay Juvia, we are right in front of Mermaid Heel's guild.

Juvia: Juvia is a bit frightened….

Gray:*clutches her hand* Don't worry, just repeat after me. I am going to kidnap and steal your….. Virginity

Juvia: Kya! *blushes* That's what it meant?

Gray: Nah, I am just messing with you. But we have to say with a creepy face " I am going to kidnap and steal something …. If you know what I mean". After we say that, we run as fast as we can.

Juvia: Hai

Gray: *knocks on the door*

Juvia: *heart thumping*

*door creaks*

Kagura: What do you want? *death glare*

Gray and Juvia: *imagine their creepiest face* WE ARE GOING TO KIDNAP AND STEAL SOMETHING…. IF YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN!

Other guild members from behind: Kyaaaaaaa!

Kagura: … You scared them… You scared my comrades…. One of them are even crying…..

Gray: Run for it!

Juvia: Gray-sama!

(You don't want to know what happens next with Kagura's sword)

Back to others

Gajeel: Gihi, I can't wait to see Gray's dead body…

Erza: I hope Kagura didn't went too far… *links her arm with Jellal's*

Jellal: I am sure they will be fine.

Lucy: Look! K-kagura is right there!

Kagura: *sprinted to them* Are these your worthless piece of junk? *holding an unconscious Gray and Juvia*

Wendy: *gulps* Y-yes….

Kagura: Tell them to never make my nakamas cry *drops them and vanishes*

Romeo:… Are they even breathing?

Natsu: So long, ice princess! Bwahahahahaha! *starts breathe fire*

Wendy: I will heal them right now! *heals*

Evergreen: Now why would you do that?

Gajeel: Wendy!

Loki: You should have left them in pain.

Lucy: That's not nice

Gray: ….. *starts to wake up* Where am I?

Juvia: Gray-sama… are we in heaven?

Natsu: If you guys die, you would end up in hell

Gray: Hey Natsu, come here for a sec

Natsu: Wha- *gets hit by an ice chunk* Hey! You wanna go pervert!?

Gray: *stands up* Don't cry, squinty eyes!

Levy: Let's just resume the game *sighs*

Both: *fist fights*

Mirajane: Hey Lucy, look at them with puppy eyes, and say "please don't fight, you will make me cry"

Lucy: Okay…. *walks up to the fighting duo* Natsu… Gray…. *puppy eyed* Please don't fight…. You will make me cry

Natsu and Gray: *froze*

Gray: W-w-w-w-e are not fighting…. We are best friends right Natsu? *face red as tomato*

Natsu: A-a-aye! *flustered*

Erza: They froze faster than me stopping them….

Flo: Okay….. that was an entreating love romance their… Let's get back to our game shall we? And let's end this partner thingy… Too much going on, even I can't keep up

Bixlow: Yeeees!

Charles: But we have to face something else she has in plan

Flo: Listen up….*snaps finger at Natsu and Lucy*

Natsu and Lucy: *flinches*

Everyone else but them: *shocked*

Both: What?!

Gray: Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-your voice…. And your body changed….

Natsu: *in high voice* Huh? *gasps* Why do I sound so girly? And why did I just twirl my hair….. My hair! *hair grew to shoulder length*

Lucy: *in a manly voice* My body…. I have muscles?! *puts hand in her/his mouth* My voice!

Levy: Natsu has a bigger chest than me? *sulks in her shame corner*

Natsu: What!? Didn't I just went through puberty?

Laxus: You switched genders!

Lucy: Noooooo! *looks in the mirror* I have weird, short, spiky hair!

Flo: So the dare is for you two is to switch genders. This will be fun! And no worries, cause' I will be doing the same for all of you. *winks*

Everyone: *shocked for the second time*

Loki: I will turn gay for you, my princess…. uh, my prince….

Juvia: Juvia has no competition now…

Gray: Flame brain turned into a girl! Hahahahaha

Natsu: Shaddup!

Erza: You sound so cute when you say that

Natsu: You too!

Lucy: This can't be happening! *starts crying*

Elfman: You are a man now! Be tougher!

Lucy: But I am not a man…

Freed: You have a lower voice than his though….

Mirajane: Ara, ara, this is going to be interesting. Now Natsu and Lucy can be together if they want to.

Gray and Loki: damn it

Flo: Now for the last dare…. Girls I dare you to tell your crushes

Girls: *blushes*

Erza: I will go first. Jellal is my only love

Jellal: *holds her tighter*

Mirajane: I'll go next.

Freed and Laxus: ….. *tensed*

Mirajane: I must set up other people before my love story begins *winks at them*

Wendy, Lisanna, Levy, and Evergreen: But… But….

Lucy: Good thing I don't count… I'm not a girl anymore.

Mirajane: Hurry up

Juvia: Juvia will only love Gray-sama!

Levy: I like Gajeel-kun! *turns bright red*

Evergreen: That big idiot has my heart! *points at elfman*

Wendy: I have a crush on Romeo-kun too! * covers her face*

Lisanna: Ugh… I have a huge crush on Natsu….

Boys:…..

Flo: Hehehehehehehe, romance drama is getting bigger every chapter.

A/N: I just want to say that in the story we aren't focusing on the pairings, just a hint of it. ;)

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