Gender Switched?
Flo: We are back from lunch break! Let's start this special, partner round! We are still waiting for Juvia and Gray….
Natsu: We don't have to wait for them. We should just pick up their dead bodies.
Wendy: I hope they are alright…
Loki: I bet they are enjoying their romantic adventure *smirks*
Laxus: You don't know how much that woman loves him *shudders*
With Juvia and Gray
Gray: Okay Juvia, we are right in front of Mermaid Heel's guild.
Juvia: Juvia is a bit frightened….
Gray:*clutches her hand* Don't worry, just repeat after me. I am going to kidnap and steal your….. Virginity
Juvia: Kya! *blushes* That's what it meant?
Gray: Nah, I am just messing with you. But we have to say with a creepy face " I am going to kidnap and steal something …. If you know what I mean". After we say that, we run as fast as we can.
Juvia: Hai
Gray: *knocks on the door*
Juvia: *heart thumping*
*door creaks*
Kagura: What do you want? *death glare*
Gray and Juvia: *imagine their creepiest face* WE ARE GOING TO KIDNAP AND STEAL SOMETHING…. IF YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN!
Other guild members from behind: Kyaaaaaaa!
Kagura: … You scared them… You scared my comrades…. One of them are even crying…..
Gray: Run for it!
Juvia: Gray-sama!
(You don't want to know what happens next with Kagura's sword)
Back to others
Gajeel: Gihi, I can't wait to see Gray's dead body…
Erza: I hope Kagura didn't went too far… *links her arm with Jellal's*
Jellal: I am sure they will be fine.
Lucy: Look! K-kagura is right there!
Kagura: *sprinted to them* Are these your worthless piece of junk? *holding an unconscious Gray and Juvia*
Wendy: *gulps* Y-yes….
Kagura: Tell them to never make my nakamas cry *drops them and vanishes*
Romeo:… Are they even breathing?
Natsu: So long, ice princess! Bwahahahahaha! *starts breathe fire*
Wendy: I will heal them right now! *heals*
Evergreen: Now why would you do that?
Gajeel: Wendy!
Loki: You should have left them in pain.
Lucy: That's not nice
Gray: ….. *starts to wake up* Where am I?
Juvia: Gray-sama… are we in heaven?
Natsu: If you guys die, you would end up in hell
Gray: Hey Natsu, come here for a sec
Natsu: Wha- *gets hit by an ice chunk* Hey! You wanna go pervert!?
Gray: *stands up* Don't cry, squinty eyes!
Levy: Let's just resume the game *sighs*
Both: *fist fights*
Mirajane: Hey Lucy, look at them with puppy eyes, and say "please don't fight, you will make me cry"
Lucy: Okay…. *walks up to the fighting duo* Natsu… Gray…. *puppy eyed* Please don't fight…. You will make me cry
Natsu and Gray: *froze*
Gray: W-w-w-w-e are not fighting…. We are best friends right Natsu? *face red as tomato*
Natsu: A-a-aye! *flustered*
Erza: They froze faster than me stopping them….
Flo: Okay….. that was an entreating love romance their… Let's get back to our game shall we? And let's end this partner thingy… Too much going on, even I can't keep up
Bixlow: Yeeees!
Charles: But we have to face something else she has in plan
Flo: Listen up….*snaps finger at Natsu and Lucy*
Natsu and Lucy: *flinches*
Everyone else but them: *shocked*
Both: What?!
Gray: Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-your voice…. And your body changed….
Natsu: *in high voice* Huh? *gasps* Why do I sound so girly? And why did I just twirl my hair….. My hair! *hair grew to shoulder length*
Lucy: *in a manly voice* My body…. I have muscles?! *puts hand in her/his mouth* My voice!
Levy: Natsu has a bigger chest than me? *sulks in her shame corner*
Natsu: What!? Didn't I just went through puberty?
Laxus: You switched genders!
Lucy: Noooooo! *looks in the mirror* I have weird, short, spiky hair!
Flo: So the dare is for you two is to switch genders. This will be fun! And no worries, cause' I will be doing the same for all of you. *winks*
Everyone: *shocked for the second time*
Loki: I will turn gay for you, my princess…. uh, my prince….
Juvia: Juvia has no competition now…
Gray: Flame brain turned into a girl! Hahahahaha
Natsu: Shaddup!
Erza: You sound so cute when you say that
Natsu: You too!
Lucy: This can't be happening! *starts crying*
Elfman: You are a man now! Be tougher!
Lucy: But I am not a man…
Freed: You have a lower voice than his though….
Mirajane: Ara, ara, this is going to be interesting. Now Natsu and Lucy can be together if they want to.
Gray and Loki: damn it
Flo: Now for the last dare…. Girls I dare you to tell your crushes
Girls: *blushes*
Erza: I will go first. Jellal is my only love
Jellal: *holds her tighter*
Mirajane: I'll go next.
Freed and Laxus: ….. *tensed*
Mirajane: I must set up other people before my love story begins *winks at them*
Wendy, Lisanna, Levy, and Evergreen: But… But….
Lucy: Good thing I don't count… I'm not a girl anymore.
Mirajane: Hurry up
Juvia: Juvia will only love Gray-sama!
Levy: I like Gajeel-kun! *turns bright red*
Evergreen: That big idiot has my heart! *points at elfman*
Wendy: I have a crush on Romeo-kun too! * covers her face*
Lisanna: Ugh… I have a huge crush on Natsu….
Boys:…..
Flo: Hehehehehehehe, romance drama is getting bigger every chapter.
A/N: I just want to say that in the story we aren't focusing on the pairings, just a hint of it. ;)
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