Erzadroid

Flo: Omigosh... how long have it been... I totally forgot about you guys!

Natsu: What the hell! How could you just forget us like that!

Gray: Just leave us here, all bored! How cruel are you?!

Mirajane: I WAS GETTING VERY IMPATIENT!

Lucy: How dare you forget us?! *cries in the corner*

Wendy: Flo-san~ We missed you!

Everyone: WHERE WERE YOU!?

Flo: *cowers behind* Ok ok! Sheesh, I get that you guys are upset...

Gajeel: UPSET?! WE ARE NOT JUST UPSET!

Levy: It's been too long!

Erza: And it's even summer!

Elfman: YOU ARE NOT A MAN!

Flo: Ok ok first off, I am not a man Elfman! And second off, I am super sorry! I have been enjoying my vacation and I totally forgot about my story!

Laxus: I see how it is

Flo: Hey, don't you guys love breaks?

Bixlow: I bet you just sit in front of the tv all day with those 100 bags of chips, getting fatter and fatter

Flo: YOU MEANIE! *cries* I don't do that... I sit in front of a computer :P

Romeo: And you never thought of us...

Flo: Hehe I guess...

Everyone: GET HER!

Flo: I surrender! I have... um... surprise!

Everyone: What?

Flo: I am officially gonna end this story in the future...

Everyone: WHAT?!

Flo: I am trying to get my love for Fairy Tail back... I haven't been into anime lately (don't kill me)

Everyone: ...

Flo: Guys?

Everyone: ...

Flo: How come you guys are all silent?

Everyone: ... no

Flo: Huh?

Everyone: We said no...

Flo: Ok you guys...

Everyone: WE SAID NO! AND WE MEAN NO!

Flo: *scared* ok ok! I don't need your permission!

Erza: Do you want to taste my blade?

Flo: *gulps* Let's all be friends... please... have mercy!

Mirajane: We are doing this out of love Flo... Love... hehehe *dark aura appears around her*

Flo: You are doing it out of evil love!

Natsu: You guys ready to tie her up? And burn , freeze, smack, stab, and pummel her?

Flo: I have a feeling I am going to have the most painful death in history...

Lucy: We just aren't ready yet to finish Flo... All those humilating truth and dares were fun... and memorable. It hurts us that you want to end it so quickly.

Gray: I agree with Lucy. We have come this far, and it's not time to end the fun.

Juvia: Juvia will always agree with Gray-sama!

Charles: That means you agree with Lucy as well

Juvia: Well... as long as Gray-sama agrees!

Loke: It's like an adventure. We have been growing more closer to each round. When we first met you, Flo, we thought you were a horrid, crazy, and a creepy person that just appeared out of nowhere.

Flo: That's nice to know T_T

Loke: Let me finish! But as we continue on, you suddenly became closer to us.. somehow by ruining our lives.

Flo: It's my pleasure to ruin it! Hehe

Mirajane: But that's not all. You helped us realized our feelings of one another.

Freed: But she also make some relationships more complicated.

Flo: Like I said, my pleasure

Laxus: And you actually gave us time to bond one another. Before this game, there were members among our group who never even talked to each other. Now we are all joking around like good friends. You helped us laugh and survive deadly ladies.

Ladies: And we get to kill the guys

Guys: *shivers*

Flo: Oh everyone... *suddenly gets emotional*

Wendy: *smiles brightly* We love you Flo... everyone does.

Mirajane: You big idiots! Admit it that we love her!

Natsu: Hmph, I guess I do

Flo: That's my Natsu

Lisanna: Hehehe I love you! I hope you don't forget me!

Flo: Of course I won't!

Everyone except stubborn guys: We love you!

Flo: This is so sweet! *cries* I do, have gotten so close to you guys!

Natsu: Let's stop getting all emotional and continue the game!

Everyone: Yeah!

Flo: Like always! I'll start first!

FlowJ: Gray, truth or dare?

Gray: I'll always pick dare!

Flo: I dare you to play a drinking game with Cana

Cana: Someone said my name?

Girls: Cana!

Flo: Today, Cana will be our official player!

Gray: We all know who is gonna win...

Cana: Too scared to go against a sexy chick like me? *drinks another bottle*

Gray: The only thing she does is drink all day! And I'm still teen!

Flo: Seriously Gray, that's the best excuse you can think of?

Juvia: Go Gray-sama!

Cana: Your girlfriend is cheering for you. Don't let her down

Gray: I am not going against you... Didn't I already faced you.

Cana: Don't remember *drinks again*

Natsu: You a chicken, ice princess?

Gray: Shut up, flame brain! I challenge you, Cana! Give me 12 barrels right now!

Lucy: *sweat drops* Can you even drink one barrel?

Juvia: Love rival! Don't you dare discourage Gray-sama!

Everyone: *cheering* GO CANA! GO CANA!

Gray: Fine guys! I don't need your cheers!

Laxus: You got your fangirl and the kind one with you,

Juvia: SHUT UP EVERYONE! GO GRAY-SAMA!

Gray: *smiles* thanks juvia

Cana: Hehe I got this guys.

Flo: Ready? Go!

Cana: *one shot at one barrel*

Gray *drinking slowly*

A MINUTE LATER

Cana: *gulping her 5th one*

Gray: *finishing up his 1st one*

Everyone: CANA! CANA!

Juvia: GRAY-SAMA!

Wendy: Go both Cana-san and Gray-san!

Gray: (I can't... take anymore... booze...) *finishing up his second barrel*

Cana: Ahhh! I need a few more! *on her 8th*

Gray: ugh *holds up white flag*

Flo: And Cana wins as expected!

Everyone but Juvia: YAY!

Juvia: Gray-sama is the best!

Flo: Cana,since you've just appeared right now you can dare someone the whole round.

Cana: A truth or dare game? I wasn't I invited? Ok, truth or dare, Elfman?

Elfman: Man! Dare

Cana: *evil grin* *whispers* I dare you to hug Evergreen... and while hugging her, reach down and touch her butt

Elfman: NO WAY IN HELL! *blushes* I AM A MAN, AND A MAN CAN'T DO THAT DISRESPECTFUL AND UNMANLY THING

Cana: I know you want to touch it

Elfman: NO

Cana: Chicken?

Elfman:...

Cana: Haha watch this guys, I can make everyone here chicken out.

Natsu: Is that a bet?

Cana: Yeah! Starting with Elfman!

Gray: Elfman won't give up...

Elfman: chicken...

Gajeel: WHAT THE HELL. Even that man bastard chickened

Erza: WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE IS THE REAL ELFMAN

Eflman: Cana is a true man! She mad me, the man, chicken out.

Flo: So I guess Cana will dare people until she finds someone who wont chicken out.

Cana: Hmph I got this. Who should I pick on next...

Everyone: *nervous*

Cana: Aha! My little Wendy... Truth or dare?

Wendy: Eeeep!

Natsu: That's not fair! Of course she can chicken out!

Wendy: Erm truth!

Freed: Who would chicken out a truth

Cana: *whispers* tell everyone your bra size.

Wendy: EEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH?!

Everyone: wtf

Wendy: Please no... I chicken

Gray: Even on truth?! How evil is she?

Cana: *smirk* Gajeel, truth or dare

Gajeel: Gihi, you can't make me chicken, dare.

Cana: *whispers to his ear* I dare you to go and touch Levy's chest first. And then go and walk up to Lucy and touch her chest too. And then say "damn, what a difference"

Gajeel: ... What kind of a woman are you

Cana:*smirks* an amazing one.

Gajeel: I am gonna do it

Cana *raises eyebrow* Go ahead

Gajeel: Levy...

Levy: Yeah *confused*

Gajeel: *tries to ignore Levy's eyes* (why does it have to be shrimp?) *blushes*

Cana: *trying to not to laugh*

Gajeel: Ugh... I AM NOT A PERVERT OR A JERK! CHICKEN!

Natsu: No way... Even metal bucket gave up.

Laxus: She is a tough one... like Mirajane

Flo: I should have invited her this whole time...

Gajeel: I would have done it... if it was a different person.

Cana: But I know you wanna touch it.

Gajeel: Shut up bitch

Cana: Hmph, Lucy truth or dare

Lucy: Truth!

Cana: Between Natsu, Gray, and Loke, who do you like best.

Lucy: chicken

The trio: Is it that hard?!

Flo: Brief interruption! I have decided of Lucy's fate...

Lucy: Wait what?!

Flo: Since Lucy is totally stuck between three guys... I have chosen what's lies ahead of her...

The three guys: what is it

Cana: Hold it! I want to finish my dares. Lisanna, truth or dare?

Lissanna: ummm dare.

Cana: I dare you to tell everyone who you like

Lisanna:... Flo-san... Mira-nee... Lucy... and especially Natsu... I like... Natsu this whole time! *turns bright red*

Natsu: Wait WHAT

Gray: You got an admirer?!

Mirajane: Lisanna!

Flo: I tried to get it out of you!

Lucy: Oh Lisanna...

Loke: So Natsu and Gray... Since you got your girls, I can have Lucy

Gray and Natsu: wait!

Juvia: Gray-sama... I will tell you every day that I love you!

Gray: Ugh ... I like you both...

Natsu: Lisanna... I liked you before... and you're telling me this now?

Jellal: We got a love problem here. Good thing we are so simple and easy *holds Erza's hand*

Erza: Kids *sigh*

Cana: Hey! I'm not done yet...

Flo: Seriously your drunk, but okay keep daring them....

Cana: Natsu, *whispers* I dare you to put your hand inside Lucy's skirt with no one noticing....

Natsu: What the!!!

Cana: I know you wanna do it... they said that she wears a laced one.... *winks*

Natsu: (I can't chicken out! I'll do it)

Fine I accept your dare.

Lucy: I wonder what the dare would be...

Natsu: Puts hand inside Lucy's skirt.... (hehehe, she doesn't notice it I'll go further more until I touch it)

Lucy: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! PERVERT!

Erza: Why, what happened?!

Lucy: Natsu put his hand inside my skirt and touched IT!!! *cries* my virginity is gone.... T.T

Elfman: That is so unmanly!

Erza: You bastard, why did you do that!

Mirajane: Oh my! that is soo not right your harrassing her.... as revenge you'll feel how much i hurts for girl if that happens.

Erza and Mirajane: *kills Natsu*

Natsu: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

Wendy: I'll cure him right now!

Flo: Enough killing! let's continue the game.... Erza I dare you to meet Erzadroid.

Laxus: Who in the world is Erzadroid?

Gray: Probably another monster!

Erza:......

Flo: Erzadroid is the opposite of Erza, she isn't a robot more like a doppelganger, just think that there's 2 Erza right in this room.

Everyone: *speechless*

Flo: Oh right I forgot! some has a double too! Now Erzadroid come in!

Erzadroid: Hello! I'm Erza I'm sorry if I'm late....

Everyone: U-u-uhh....

Flo: Sorry for their rudeness... you can sit down next to Erza Scarlet.

Erzadroid: Okay, cool!

Natsu: *standing up* wha-wait theres two Erzas going to kill me. Aaaaaaaaah!

Lucy: Shut up! the otherone won't kill you...

Gray: How are you so sure that she's nice?

Flo: Enough chit-chat! So Erzadroid could you tell us your similarities and differences between you and Erza Scarlet?

Erzadroid: Okay, first our clothing she wears this funny looking metal armor. Second she never fixes her hair. And third she's grumpy.....

Flo: hehe so we will end this story right now or not... hexagon? Octagon? But we will end this love problem here. I am sooo sorry once again for not updating for a LONG time... I missed this story and I need to catch up on Fairy Tail... It's been a while since I last read the recent chapters. I also wanna remind you guys, only two more chapters, this story is over. Meanwhile, I am going to make another Fairy Tail story! Hehe I am still planning on what's it's going to be about (romance? Comedy? adventure?) But please leave suggestions and thank you for reading! Hoped you enjoyed it (I have been getting a lot worse) Review!

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