Disgusting

Flo: ...Let's continue our Special round part 2!

Ultear: By the way, I reminded you about someone you have forgotten to mention, *glares at her*

Flo: About that... *sweat drops* Oops, my mistake.

Jellal: You should have forgotten her

Erza: That's not nice Jellal

Natsu: When I say rude things, you just murder me right there! And he just get a "That's not nice" and a hug?!

Ultear: Cause they are in looooovvve! *smirks at Jellal*

Jellal: Which is why I don't want her here

Flo: Before one of us gets killed, let's continue our game.

Sting: Before it even starts, can we let go? *point's at his hand glued to Rouge*

Rouge: It's been hell holding hands with Sting

Sting: Shut up Rouge!

Ichiya: Please! I already have enough scars to deal with?

Erza: I think Simon's ghost is going to haunt me...

Flo: Stop your complaining, you will let go after this special is over! Okay, this dare goes to Natsu, Gray, and Gajeel. A fan of your guild dares you to write a love poem out loud to us.

Natsu: I am all fired up!

Gray: Do you even know what a poetry is flamebrain?

Gajeel: Gihi, too easy

Levy: I think Gajeel has experience in this

Natsu: Of course! A love poetry is a love poem!

Gray: Do you know what's a poem then

Natsu: Ummmmm, it's a poet!

Gajeel: You are gonna suck anyway Salamander, I will show you what a love poetry is

Charles: Brace yourselves, it's gonna get cheesy

Gajeel: *clears throught* (This is just like my amazing singing) My heart, is my own heart. My soul is my own soul. No one can own it since it is my own heart and soul. Even if you grab and knife and carve out my heart, you can't own it, babe. *eyes twinkle* I am sorry, my love, but you can't just have it in your hands like a possession. Because my heart and soul is already yours. They belong to you, my love.

Everyone: ... *you can hear the wind blowing and owls hooting*

Gray, Sting, and Ultear: Ahahahahahahahaha!

Elfman: Too romantic for a man *wiping tears*

Lisanna: I didn't know a guy can say those words *sighs dreamily*

Laxus: Oh yes they can, your proof was right there.

Natsu: Ummmm, I just checked the dictionary, and this poem doesn't rhyme.

Lucy: It doesn't have to rhyme Natsu, it has to touch people's hearts

Levy: But this one went too far

Ichiya: Ah, so lovely

Kagura: ... *speechless*

Flo: We just heard Gajeel's wonderful love poetry... Next is Gray and Natsu!

Gray: Hell no! I am not sappy and girly like that metal bucket right there!

Gajeel: Oi, you don't have any clue about the power of poetry

Natsu: Oh fine, I will say it.

Gajeel: I don't think anyone wants to hear your poetry

Natsu: Roses are red, violets are blue, there is no end, for my love for you!

Everyone:... *silence*

Natsu: Well?

Romeo: That is the most simplest love poetry I have ever heard

Wendy: Well, at least he tried *giggles*

Sting: That's the person who I admire!

Rouge: Then the admirer must need a brain *stares at Sting*

Sting: I just wish I can punch that ugly face of yours

Lucy: *laughs* You guys have a loving relationship

Gray: Squinty eyes, it should have been longer!

Natsu: It's because I didn't know what poetry meant

Gray: Oh so now you admit it!

Gajeel: It's your turn snowman

Gray: ...

Everyone: *tensed*

Ultear: Don't disappoint my mother *smirks*

Gray: ... *sweat drops*

Everyone: *stares*

Gray: There is a thief I know. The thief is cunning, sneaky, and I have to admit, amazing. Amazing enough to steal something that no one else can steal. That sly, beautiful smile of hers. The devious, cute laugh I always hear from her. Her mysterious beauty, too is suspicious. I don't know how that thief did, but she stole my heart.

Everyone: ...

Gajeel: Is it just me or did he copied mine

Juvia: Gray-saaaaamaaaa! That was wonderful!

Ultear: Ummmmm, not bad I guess

Rouge: What happened to their love life?

Sting: I don't think they had a love life.

Wendy: *applauded*

Romeo: You are being too nice Wendy-nee

Flo: Fabulous... I guess... Um next dare is for Lisanna! I dare you to transform into yoir tigress form and visit Millianna from Mermaid Heel, Be sure you act like a cute kitten infront of her, were watching you... *puts a spy camera on Lisanna's back*

Kagura and Erza: *listens after hearing Millianna's name*

Lisanna: Eeeeeeh? Sure I guess

Happy: Nooooo! Don't go! Don't die Lisanna!

Natsu: Happy is right! that crazy woman is obsessed with cats!

Kagura; You want me to slice your neck?

Natsu: I'm sorry!

Kagura: You better be or you will lose your head

Natsu: Aye!

Lucy: But- but

Laxus: What's gonna happen to her?

Gray: She will probably get treated like a 6 year old doll... I hope you don't mind being squeezed and dragged.

Lisanna: Huh?!

Erza: Millianna really loves cats... She will probably keep you forever

Elfman: That's too dangerous for her! No, Lissanna!

Mirajane: But's it's a dare... *worried as well*

Flo: What are you waiting for? March to Mermaid's Heel. Come back safely!

Lisanna: *transform into Tigress form*

Sting: *whispers* I heard that Millianna girl has tons of cat collection. She is so in love with them that she even keeps alive ones in her room.

Rouge: I wonder if she will survive

Evergreen: Good luck Elfman's sister

Laxus: I still don't want her to go

Wendy: Please come back safely!

Lisanna: *smiles and runs to mermaid heel*

Kagura: Millianna is not gonna kill her or anything...

Flo: Now off to our game, This dare came from one of your fellow guild members...

Everyone: *gulps*

Flo: Oooh! this is interesting....But before that Wendy and Romeo you two are excempted in this dare so leave the room, I'll just call after this dare.

Wendy and Romeo: O-okay

*Wendy and Romeo leaves the room*

Lucy: What could the dare be?

Flo: Freed! put a soundproof spell around the room.

Freed: Hai! *puts an unknown rune spell around the room*

Natsu: Could you tell us what the dare is?

Flo: This is for all of you....It came from the guild master,

Erza: So, What's the dare?

Flo: He dares all of you to watch this, *snaps finger*

*huge tv screen appears from nowhere*

Everyone: Whaaaaaaat!?!?!

Flo: Yup, all of you are gonna watch Boku no Pico.....

Levy: I've heard about that before, It's a shota and yaoi animated show.

Gajeel: It's a cartoon, why do Wendy and Romeo have to leave the room?

Levy: It's a R-rated show, baka!

Natsu: Hey what's a shota? And.....

Flo: Enough questions, the sound will be at the maximum volume and it isn't censored! So have fun! And also no one should vomit or close or cover their eyes. *evil grin*

Everyone: Hai!

1 hour have passed and the whole 3 episodes were done.

Flo: So how's the show?

Erza: I'll kill that boy!!! *clenches fist*

Juvia: How could he do that to an innocent child? *cries*

Natsu: The girl became a boy or the boy pretended to be a girl?

Elfman: The film isn't manly!

Mirajane: T-t-that white thing comes out from boys?!?!

Kagura: That's how a boy have sexual intercourse?! It's disgusting! *faints*

Lucy: The boy must've been having some body craving.

Gray: That show won't be erased in my mind forever.

Laxus: ..... *eyes wide open and shocked*

Freed and Rogue: It's such a disgrace....

Levy: The manga version is much better than this.....

Jellal: It's really embarrasing how could they show this to people.

Ultear: Men are pigs!!!

Evergreen: I agree, it's really disgusting

Erza: How could he have that thing with a kid in a car, top of the building, and even at the beach!!!

Flo: It looks like you all had a traumatic event right now, As a reward you all will have free milkshakes! Kinana, could you help me give it to them...

Kinana: Umm... okay

Natsu: We should drink this maybe it's still the part of the dare!

Flo: Nice try, but Natsu is right after all it is part of your dare,

Mirajane: I don't think I could drink this with what I just saw......

Lucy: Anytime soon I think I'm gonna throw up

Flo: Hey it's not that bad, it just shows the reality nowadays.

*minutes have passed and everyone accomplished their dare*

Flo: Okay, girls except Wendy and Levy, come here inside this room

All the girls except Wendy and Levy: Okay...

Wendy: I wonder what's going on

Charles: Probably another dare

Levy: But why are we excluded *sweat drops*

*Inside the room*

Girls: Eeeeeeeehhhhh!?

Flo: You heard what I said! Now change into these bikinis now!

Lucy: Nooooo! I don't want to be exposed again!

Juvia: Juvia will not show her body to anyone but Gray-san or Lyon-sama!

Evergreen: Besides, he will only like demon in a swim suit

Mirajane: *blushes* Ummmmm

Kagura: This is insane! I am not gonna wear that hideous thing in my body!

Erza: I really don't see a problem here...

Flo: Change. Right. Now.

*5 minutes later*

Inside of that room: *screams and crashes*

Natsu: *sweat drops* Is there an earthquake inside there?

Gray: Beats me...

Gajeel: There must be a catfight inside...

Levy and Wendy: And we are left out *sulking*

Flo: Freeeeeeeeeeeed! Come inside! I have a dare for you!

Freed: *gulps* Ok...

Bixlow: Be careful over there man

Laxus: Whatever happens, you are my loyal friend

Freed: *nods and walks inside the room*

Lucy: Kya!* in a pink bikini outfit*

Juvia: Nooooo! *covering herself*

Evergreen: Hi Freed *smirking and posing in her green bikini*

Erza: I really don't see a problem... Ouch! Kagura you are pulling me too hard!

Kagura: No! This is shameful!

Freed: ... *imagine Freed's eyes popping out with his mouth on the floor*

Evergreen: *coming closer* I heard this is your weakness *smirking*

Freed: W-w-what am I seeing... *shuddering*

Evergreen: Look behind you

Freed: *slowly turns around*

Mirajane: *in her white bikini*

Freed: *turns bright red*

Lucy: Freed! You are steaming!

Juvia: *forgets about the whole swimsuit* Juvia will save you! *get's her powers ready*

Freed: No... I am fine... *faints*

All of the girls: Freed!

*outside of the room*

Bixlow: what is Freed doing in there?

Laxus: I hear his name

Natsu: I am gonna barge in!

Gray: You idiot! Flo only said Freed can come in

Gajeel: Why should we listen to her?

Flo: Do you want a dare that will kill you?

Gajeel and Gray: Gah!

Flo: Here comes our girls and an unconscious Freed

Freed: *being carried by Mirajane and Evergreen in clothes*

Wendy: What happened?!

All of them: Nothing!

Sting: You guys did something! There was huge crashes inside that room

Flo: The girls just had to be in their swimsuits for Freed and seduct him a bit.

Mirajane: *blushes*

Natsu: No fair!

Gray: And you left the other guys out!

Sting: I bet Rouge wanted to see Kagura-san

Rouge: Speak for yourself Sting

Wendy and Levy: That's why we were left out *ashamed and sulking in their corner*

Flo: Okay, that's the last dare for this round!

A/N: Thank you for reading my very first fanfic.....

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