Bromance

Flo: Now off to the game, And this time, Bixlow is petrified!

Bixlow: I am never, ever, going to make Evergreen mad…

Flo: Okay! For this round, we won't give out the choices. Let's continue and I will start it. Levy, truth or dare?

Levy: M-me? Ummmm Truth!

Flo: Jason of Weekly Sorcerer wanted to know what you think of Gale? Do you secretly like it *winks*

Lucy: *nudges Levy* you wanted to go travelling with him, didn't ya? And Gale means you and Gajeel. *giggles*

Levy: Eeep! *blushes* I-I uh…. Actually…. Umm. Don't mind it!

Happy: You L-l-l-l-l-like hiiiimmm!

Levy: No! *covers her cute blushing cheeks*

Natsu: Meh, I can't believe iron head has an admirer.

Gajeel: Salamander, is that a challenge?

Natsu: I am all fired up!

Flo: Woah there! Now it is Levy's turn to choose.

Levy: Natsu, truth or dare?

Natsu: Of course dare! I am all fired up!

Levy: Heheh, I am currently reading forbidden love…. So please forgive me with these weird thoughts. I dare you and Gray to act out Jack and Rose from titanic. Act the scene where Jack holds Rose's waist while Rose is raising her hands in the air, then Jack kisses Rose in the cheek!

Gray and Natsu: No way in hell I would do that!

Laxus: Cowards, I had to wear a mini bridal dress with red ribbons *Wendy sulks after hearing this*

Gray: I have to kiss that flame idiot?! I want to kiss a hot woman I love! *Looks at Lucy and no one notices*

Juvia: Who is this hot woman!

Natsu: I need to two pounds of soap after this.

Lucy: I can't wait to see this.

Erza: *turns on fan for the wind*

Freed: *pulls out a mini boat out of nowhere*

Natsu and Gray: *goes on top of the boat*

Gray: Ugh… *places hands around Natsu's waist.

Natsu: Tch *raises arms up high*

Gray: Isn't this beautiful, Rose?

Natsu: *clears throat* Oh it is, Jack. I could feel the wind and the waters *in high pitched voice*

Lucy: Ahahahaha!

Mirajane: Bromance!

Gajeel: Gihi. *recording*

Erza: *chuckling while holding Jellal's arm*

Bixlow: *can't stop tears*

Lissanna: Oh my gosh! Hilarious!

Levy: Wait for it!

Gray: *gulps, as he leans into Natsu's cheeks*

Natsu: Get it over with!

Gray: *quickly pecks Natsu's cheek* AHHHHH! I NEED SOAP NOW!

Natsu: *fires blowing everywhere* GAAAAHHH! THIS IS THE WORST FEELING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!

Juvia: *sobbing* That should have been Juvia's cheek! Wahhh!

Flo: Okay! Now it is Natsu turn…. You are wasting all of the soap!

Natsu: Okay! I am done scrubbing! Gajeel, truth or dare?

Gajeel: Dare! Bring it on, Salamander!

Natsu: I dare you to eat Erza's cooking!

Gajeel: Is that all you got? Fine, cook me food Titania!

Erza: Okay. *requips into an apron and a kitchen knife*

FlowJ: Here is a kitchen *kitchen comes out of nowhere*

Erza: *starts chopping* okay here is the meat, veggies, some arms... what is this? Eh, *puts an unknown ingredient in the pot*

Gray: what is she cooking? I don't even think that stuff she tossing is edible...

Natsu: Trust me, it's not.

Gajeel: I have to eat that?! What the heck are ya cooking woman?!

Erza: *evil glare* My cooking shows that I care!

Gajeel: *flinchs* Go on.

Jellal: Now I know that I have to cook when the time comes...

Erza: Done! My ultimate cooking for you! It is beef stew!

Flo: ummmm, to me, it looks like someone vomit in this bowl... Ew! Is that some kind of monster's hair? And the stew is green and blue! I see fungus!

Wendy: I am not sure about this... It seems dangerous...

Natsu: Don't flee from your dare!

Gajeel: *face turns green*

Levy: Your face is the same color of the stew!

Laxus: Just eat it.

Gajeel: *puts spoon in the stew* I am going to die...

Natsu: Hehe

Gajeel: *takes a bite*

Erza: How is it? *grins*

Gajeel: ...

Erza: Well?!

Jellal: Erza... I think Gajeel died by trying your cooking.

Gray: Jellal! If you tell her the truth, you will feel her wrath!

Erza: I did, Jellal?! *cries* I didn't mean to kill him! *hugs Jellal*

Natsu! What the hell! She almost broke all our bones when we told her cooking was terrible. But she gives a hug to Jellal?

Mirajane: It's the power of love!

Pantherlily: Aren't we forgetting our fallen warrior?

Wendy: I am healing him right now!

Gajeel: *mutters something*

Wendy: I can't hear you? Do you need water?

Flo: Okay... I am not going to describe what happens later... Just disgusting. Anyway, never try Erza's cooking! It is just as worst as you eat her strawberry cake!

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