Dare #34

Alright another dare, another death. BeckyRodman dares Blamasu to be an adult and start his rock band. WHAT THR FUCK?!?!FUCKING BLACK DID THIS! HE IS SO FUCKING DEAD! I'M GOING TO SPILT MY WRISTS OFF BECAUSE OF THIS COCKSUCKER!

*laughing hard* I c-can't b-b-breath!

Wow, language.

Why?!? *crying and runs into his room*

Yay!

*sighs and turns Blamasu into an adult* Holy shit, he is tall.

My, he is!

*comes in the living room, still crying* My son is like 6'8 tall?!?!? WHAT THE SHIT?!?

I feel so much better. And how the fuck am I suppose to start a rock band?!

I mean, you have me, Zamasu, Black, Rosy, Z, Luke, and Black's clones!

WHY THE FUCK YOU BRING ME INTO THIS?!?!? I'M ALREADY PISSED OFF ON SOMEONE ELSE AND YOU GONNA TELL HIM TO BRING ME INTO A BAND?!????! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

Okay, damn!...chill (•~•)

(On the stage, is Blamasu, Black, Zamasu, Rosy, and Cynder and they are singing the song that I sang to my bully, who is now gone from my life, Fuck you by Lily Allen)

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

(Everyone is clapping, Luke came up and kissed Cynder, Z came up and kissed Blamasu)

My son has a girlfriend, yes!

That's my son!

*grabs the mic* FUCK ALL YOU NINGENS!

*everyone is now silence and laughs a little*

THE MORTALS GET LIVE THEIR FREE LIFE WHILE WE PRASIE GODS AND GODDESSES GET FUCKING BLAME FOR SHIT!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!! YEAH GO AHEAD AND FUCKING REQUEST MORE BITCHES, I GOT YOUR FUCKING ACCOUNT AND NAME, I CAN FUCKING COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING CUT FOR THROAT OPEN!! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, COCKSUCKER, BITCH, PUSSY ASS, CUNT!!!!  SON OF A FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

*laughing and fella on the floor*

*eyes widened and jaw opened*

*Hugs Z tightly and Z does the same*

*laughing hard*

*tears of laughter*

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!! *kicks the forth wall and shatters it* THIS TIME, I'M FUCKING KICKING IT!

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