BeckyRodman dares Black and me to have an eating competition and the question for Zamasu and Black, how tall are you both?

I am 5'4 tall.

6'4 tall.

Okay, got that out of the way, now Black, me and you have to do an eating competition.

It's obvious that I'm gonna to lose.

Yes, it is.

Well, what's the food you all going to eat in the competition?

Sushi!

That's actually a good idea, because most of us don't like sushi.

Sushi is alright.

Before even Black adopted me, I was eating the souls of the innocent, so it can't be that bad.

Oh my goodness, Rosy?!

This why we don't let you hunt for food.

(The eating competition)

Okay, so to win this, you'll have eat more then fifty-nine sushi in one minute! Water is there, and if you lose, you will have to-(•_•), who wrote this?

Oh, me!

I have bad feeling about this.

What's is say?

If you lose, you will h-have t-to k-k-kiss a mortal.

*gasp*

?

WHAT?!??

I can bring a mortal back to life, and has to be a female!

Rosy, please lose on purpose.

Why, don't be such a pussy.

Fuck you, and let's get this shit started.

3..2..1..GO!

*starts the clock*

*eats and stuff his mouth*

*eats nicely*

Rosy, what are you doing?!??!

What? *eats another sushi role*

I'm already full *stuff his mouth*

5,4,3,2,1,STOP!

*pants*

*blinks* I win.

She did, she finished in like, fourteen seconds.

How?

It's fucking sushi!

So, what mortal am I suppose to kiss?

Oh, Black ChiChi.

SHE IS NOT A MORTAL!

Yet, I can make her a mortal. *brings Black ChiChi back to life*

Blacky!

Oh please, no.

*sees her hugging Black and growls*

*eats popcorn with Blamasu*

Please, let go of me, I don't-?!?!

*kisses him softly*

*tries to push away*

THAT'S IS ENOUGH! *kills her with kai sword*

*gets rid of the body*

Zamasu?

*turns away from him* I-I..just fucking hate her.

*kisses him passionately*

*shudders and kisses back*

Awww...Rosy don't.

Do it Rosy!

Thank you Blamasu. *punches the forth wall and shatters it*