Dare #20
Fucking finally you mortals have a dare for us worthy gods and goddess. sotoshimishima dares Black to kiss Zamasu for two minutes, and they also have a truth for Bulma. Is true that you slept with every guy except for Goku?
The first is easy, but how the fuck are we going to bring Bulma back to life?
We are not bringing a mortal back here!
Absolutely not!, We destroy every mortal there is, and-!
*kisses Zamasu*
*surprised and kisses back*
Tsk...well let's bring Bulma back to life *brings Bulma back to life*
Huh? *gasps* You!
*turns super sayian rose* Bulma is it true you slept with every other guy expect for Goku?
*blushes* Y-Yes...before I met Vegata, I had a boyfriend named yulma, I broke up with him because he was annoying, then I tried to find every other guy there was, then I met Vegata.
Well, there you go mortal.
Now, explain yourself why-?!?!
*blast her to death* Black, Zamasu, you guys can stop now.
*pulls away* Good, she's dead.
*pants* Y-Yeah (=_=)
Mama! *crawls over to Zamasu*
*picks him up*
Oh I forgot one thing!
Oh no, please Rosy don't-
TOO LATE BITCH! *punches the forth wall and shatters it*
God damnit (-~-)
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