How come mortals haven't been talking to us?

Maybe because school started.

Or maybe their just lazy asses.

Could be that.

Hey Black.

Yeah.

Black ChiChi is back again.

OH FOR FUCK SAKES ROSY!!!

Not that bitch, c'mon!

*growls*

I'm going to Cynder's house. *teleports to Cynder*

BLACKY~!

*groaning*

*hugs him tightly*

*growls*

*holds Zamasu down* Calm your ass.

Oh Black, how I've missed you~!!!

Okay that's it! *pushes her away*

Huh? Blacky, why did you push me?

I DON'T LOVE YOU, I NEVER LOVED YOU, WE NEVER EVEN DATED, THE FIRST MOMENT YOU SAW ME, YOU WANTED ME, I AM SORRY THAT I HURT YOUR FEELINGS BUT I LOVE ANOTHER!!! I AM FUCKING MARRIED AND HAVE MATED WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL SEXY KAIOSHIN RIGHT HERE!!! PLEASE JUST STOP!! OR MY DAUGHTER WILL KILL YOU!!!

Wait daughter? You have a daughter!!

Damn right he has one, I am Rosy, the daughter of Black, the killer of all universes, I am also the one who killed you before and I will do it again!

*confused*

Not only he has a daughter, he has two sons!!!

*still confused and kisses Black*

*eyes widened and pushes her away*

Oh I get it, you're not in the mood right now, that's okay honey!!

*growling*

*tears up and growls*

*summons sword and stabs her* Dead. *pushes the body to the river*

Thank you. *looks at Zamasu*

*turns around and walks away sniffing*

Zamasu-

*cuts him off by pulling his gi* If you fucking fuck him, then I will fucking go back in time and kill every fucking Zamasu there once was including you, understand?

*sweating* Yes ma'am.

Good. *lets go of him* Now go to him.

*knocks on door* Zamasu?

*doesn't answer*

*sighs* Fine you asked for it.

*hears nothing* huh? *then hears a tap on the balcony, opens the curtains to see Black standing there*

*waves to him*

*growls and puts the curtains back*

*eyes squinted* Really?

*sits on the bed, then feels something underneath the mattress* H-Huh?

*lifts up the mattress and sees a knife underneath* W-What? *sees a crumble photo of Towa*

*sighs and opens the balcony door to let Black in*

*doesn't see him and then feels breathing on his neck, turns around*

*smiles darkly and carries him bridal style to the bed* I see that you found my little surprise~.

*shakes a little* B-Black?

*hums and kisses him passionately*

*kisses back and pulls away* B-Black, I-I forgive you b-but please don't...

*kisses his check and touches his thighs*

*smiles*

(With the rest)

They need to know when to stop.

Yes they do. *playing with Blacku and Mittens*

Fuck my entirely life.