I don't own Percy Jackson.

No one's POV :
"Who wants to go first?" Hazel asked. "I will" Percy replied.
"It will go me, Jason, Frank, Leo, Piper, Annabeth, Hazel."
"Never have I ever, dyed my hair." Annabeth put down a mark.
"Why did you put down a mark Annabeth, I thought your hair was natural?" Piper questioned
"It was originally brown, I dyed it blond when I was 6." She growled.

"Never have I ever, been expelled from 6 or more schools." She smirked. Percy, Leo and Piper put down a mark.
"What, why and how many schools have you been expelled from."
Jason asked them. (An : Just making up Piper's and Leo's, I'll try not to mess up Percy's)
"I've been expelled from 6 schools : Kindergarten, 1st, 2nd, 4th, 6th and 7th grade. Why I don't remember." Leo replied. "Same as Leo." Piper answered. "Percy, your turn." Frank said, kindly.

"Um, this will be a little bit unbelievable. But I got expelled from every school I ever attended.
Preschool because I strangled a snake that was in my cradle,
Kindergarten because I blew up the classroom, somehow,
Year 1 because I may of punched a bully and broke his right arm,
Year 2 because I blew up the assembly hall with a volcano project we were making,
Year 3 because I had a cyclops stalking me and I punched a teacher for not believing me,
Year 4 because on a field trip I sorta hit the wrong lever of a Sea World Shark Pool Tank and the class took a unexpected swim,
Year 5 because on a field trip I blew up the school bus was a war cannon I fired, I was curious if they worked.
Year 6 because I sold candy in my dorm room, got my Tom Sawyer Recount off the internet and 'pushed' Nancy, a bully, into the water fountain.
Plus that was also when I killed my first monster, a fury, with one swing of riptide, that Mr Brunner (Chiron) threw to me.
I got expelled in year 7 because I blew up the gym in basketball,
and finally I got expelled in year 8, before school even started, because I blew up the music room killing some empousia disguised as cheerleaders.
So overall I got expelled from 10 schools, and I know that sounds unbelievable so I swear on the river Styx that everything I told you was the truth." Percy explained, panting a bit, from so much talking.

Everyone's jaws were on the ground. They couldn't believe how many schools Percy was expelled from and the reasons why.
"So, could we just keep on playing the game now" Percy asked. "Sure, sure" Hazel said
"It's just fucking, unbelievable that you've been kicked out of every school you've ever been too." Jason said.
"Ok, Frank your turn."