What does grey food taste like?

Jake: WHYYYYYY!

Fionna: Jake! What is it?

Jake: I ate all my ICE CREEEEEAAAAAM! (Starts blowing his nose in Finn's sleeve.)

Finn: Ewwww! I forgot how fast you ate ice cream Jake!

Cake: I'm gonna hit you face so hard there will be no face there Marshall!

Fionna: Calm down Cake! It was only a dare.

Marshall: Yeah! And you know I don't back down from a dare! Especially one that felt so good.

Cake: AHHHHH!

(AG and adventurewolves steps through the magic portal AG made.)

AG: Hey guys!

Cake: AHHHHHHHH!!!

AG: Oh know you don't!!! Is this because of the dare?

Fionna: Yes.

Cake: AHHHHHHHH! (Grows into a giant monster kitty and start beating up Marshall.)

AG: LEAVE MARSHALL ALONE! CAKE!

Cake: No one does that to Fionna!

AG: You don't want to see the bad side if me!!! Remember I have shadow powers!

Marshall: (Keeps punching Cake in the face) I want to see them! Show me them!

AG: NO! I don't want to! But I will if I must!

Adventurewolves: I thought you liked using your powers.

AG: I DO OK! I WAS JUST LARING THEN!

(Adventurewolves takes a step back from AG.)

Jake: I want ice cream!

AG: NO! I AM NOT GIVING YOU ICE CREAM!

(Jake sobs and takes a step back with adventurewolves.)

Finn: Just make this stop!

Cake: FINE! (Shrinks into her normal self.) But I am not done with you Marshall lee abdeer!

Marshall: Calm down...Mum.

Cake: -_-

AG: Jake I'm sorry about that. I was just angry.

Jake: (Keeps sobbing) Please can I have ice cream!

AG: (Sighs) Fine. ( Clicks her fingers and a pile if ice cream lands on Jake's head.

Jake: Yeaahhh!

Adventure wolves: Can we start now?

AG: Yes! Fionna It is your turn to truth or dare with some one.

Fionna: Yes! Cake! Truth or dare?

Cake: Considering the past dare you gave Fionna I choose truth.

Jake: You ruined it for us now!

Cake: -_-

Jake: Fine!

Fionna: Why are you so protective over me?

Cake: Err...

Marceline: Cat got your tounge?

Cake: No I will not answer that question!

AG: Anyone who does not answer a question will have to do a forfit dare.

Cake: Since when that was a rule?!

AG: Since I excsisted!!!!!

Adventurewolves: Calm down!

AG: NO!

Cake: Fine! I will answer!

Jake: Finally!

AG: :-)

Adventurewolves: Are you ok?

AG: :-)

Adventurewolves: Please do not annoy her again like that. I'm pretty shure she will not lose a chance to show you her powers like that again.

AG: Yep.

Finn: Shhhh I am trying to listen to Cakes answer.

Cake: The reason I get over protective over Fionna is that...I don't whant her to grow up so fast. When I look back on my life I was in such a Ruth's with Lord M and I don't want you to be the same.

Marshall: That was deep...I don't like it.

Fionna: Cake you should not be so worried over me. (Goes over to Cake and hugs her.)

Adventurewolves: (Tacks a video of the beautiful love of sisters and starts fan girling every were.)

AG: That was beautiful. (Wipes tears) Now on to the next person.

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOO!

AG: Cake! It is now your turn.

Cake: Adventurewolves! Truth or dare?

Adventurewolves: Dare.

Cake: I dare you...to eat a whole banquet of grey food that Marshall and Marceline prepared.

Adventurewolves: Oh (insert four letter word here)!

Marshall: Let's do this! (zooms around with Marceline, and sets a table full if grey, pre-sucked food.)

Marceline: Bon appetite!

Adventurewolves: Let's get this over with. (Walks over to the table and grabs a grey apple.) I wonder what does grey food taste like?

AG: ROOOOOL CREDITS!

Everyone: -_-

AG: What? I just had to say that!

Cake: Come on! Do it!

Adventurewolves: (Takes a bite from the apple.) Ewwww! That is horrible! It is so bitter and over-sour! I can't eat any more!

Jake: Actually! Cake said to complete the dare you need to eat a full banquette of the food.

Adventurewolves: Aghhh! I HATE YOU CAKE! (Carries on eating and coughing down food.)

Cake: :-)

AG: While adventurewolves eats her feast (and is probably ready to loose it) please welcome...ADVENTUREWOLFDIAMOND!

(Adventurewolfdiamond appeares in a shower of rainbows.

Adventurewolfdiamond: What are you do-WHOA! IS THIS THE ADVENTURE TIME CHARACTERS?!

AG: Yep.

Adventurewolfdiamond: AWESOME!

AG: Right now adventurewolves is eating a whole feast of grey food.

Adventurewolfdiamond: WOW! (Starts videoing the whole thing.)

AG: Next round please!

Adventurewolves: (Coughs and makes choking sounds) Truth or dare.

Finn: Truth.

Adventurewolves: (Keeps eating the feast.) What are your true feelings?

Finn: On what?

Adventurewolves: On anything! (Coughs) You now can't tell lies or hide stuff.

Finn: Fine

Jake: Can I have more ice cream?

Finn: JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN SHRINK TO YOU NORMAL SIZE DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN EAT WHAT YOU WANT!

Everyone: Whoa!

Finn: It was a dare!

Adventurewolves: Done! (Falls on the ground and starts breathing hard.)

Marshall: Usually people who eat that much grey food, pass out for two hours!

Marceline: Yeah! So how are you still standing?

Adventurewolfdiamond: Well she is a half vampire, so that's why she probably survived that.

Cake: She is a half vampire?!

Adventurewolves: I'm not a half vampire!

AG: What you did there kinda probes you are one.

Adventurewolfdiamond: Yeah! And I am I werewolf! I smelt you were a half vampire!

Finn: Your a were wolf? That's MATH!

Adventurewolves: I'm not a half vampire!

Adventurewolfdiamond: Yes you are! (Shape shifts into a wolf and chases her.)

Adventurewolves: Nice wolf!

AG: Well I guess this concludes our second round of torture. If you have any dares or questions for anyone (including me) please comment or pm me.

Bye!

Adventurewolfdiamond: GRRRRRRR!

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