Me: Number 7. Lucky number 7. Today has got to be a good day.

Onyx: I'M BACK BABY!!!!!!

Me: I was wrong.

Wayne: Will we seriously keep doing this until Onyx leaves?

Julie: I believe so.

Me: So as you can see, I am having a fantastic day today. And when I'm having an amazing day, I give everybody a free cookie.

Wayne: Well in that case, give us all a free cookie.

Me: Did you not notice that I said that I'm having a fantastic day and not an amazing one?

Wayne: Dare it.

Onyx: Well, at least I don't get one. I'll likely have a reaction.

???: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Adam: Just want to make sure that I'm not going crazy, but did everybody hear that just now?

Conner: Yes.

Onyx: Carl, is that really you!?

Carl: Yes. I'm here for my cookies.

Addison: Uh... ONYX TRUTH OR DARE!!!????

Onyx: Uh... dare?

Addison: I dare you to kiss Carl!

Onyx: WHAT!?

Carl: I requested cookies, not this.

Addison: Just do it. And Carl, if you do it I'll give you all the cookies I own.

Carl: Carl is excited.

Onyx: Fine. *kisses Carl* Huh, you taste like cookies.

Carl: Carl wants cookies now.

Addison: They are all in the closet waiting for you.

Carl: Carl will celebrate getting cookies with cookies.

Me: I just realized that we basically just tamed a cookie eating horse.

Conner: What are the odds?

Onyx: All right, Wayne my man, truth or dare?

Wayne: Dare.

Onyx: I dare you to jump in a pool full of cookie dough.

Wayne: Darn it.

-outside-

Wayne: Geronimo! *jumps into pool*

Carl: What is Wayne doing?

Onyx: How did you get here so fast?

Carl: Carl has his ways.

Wayne: You know, I actually like swimming in cookie dough.

Addison: I'm surprised, we didn't even completely mix the whole pool yet.

Julie: And most of the egg yolk is probably just sitting at the bottom.

Wayne: WAIT, WHAT!!!!!?????

-inside-

Wayne: Why did I ever agree to doing this in the first place?

Me: I don't know.

Wayne: Wow, that really helps.

Me: Well guys, it was a strange day for all of us. I hope you enjoyed this update, and we will see you in the next update. Don't forget to leave truths and dares for us to do in the future. Bu-Bye!

Everyone: Bye guys!

Onyx: Love Onyx!

Me: STOP.