Me: You know, I would be really happy if this doofus wasn't here.

Onyx: I have ears, y'know.

Me: I'll rip them off if you want me too.

Onyx: Meh, I'd rather have them attached to my head, thanks.

Wayne: You guys fight like an old married couple.

Me: If you say that again I will kill you.

Julie: This is ridiculous!

Conner: Hey guys! Welcome to another update. You know, if I were still sane I would give you guys a virtual hug. But unfortunately I'm not. So have a cookie instead.

Adam: Addison.

Addison: Yes?

Adam: Why are you holding a knife?

Addison: Oh you know, reasons.

Adam: I suddenly don't want to know.

Me: Guys, look at that title. You know what it says?

Wayne: Shaved Llamas in Hats?

Me: No. It says Truth or Dare 6. 6. You hear that? 6.

Wayne: So?

Me: Truth or Dare?

Wayne: Dare.

Me: I dare you to read a stupid fanfic that I wrote.

Wayne: I hate my life.

Stupid Fanfic that Pearl wrote.

Chapter 1

Wayne was born.

Chapter 2

Wayne cried.

Chapter 3

Wayne grew up.

Chapter 4

Wayne lived.

Chapter 5

Wayne died.

The End.

Wayne: Why.

Me: Cause.

Wayne: This lives up to it's name. Addison, Truth or Dare?

Addison: Truth please.

Wayne: Where have you been all my life?

Addison: In the cupboard.

Wayne: What?

Addison: Onyx.

Onyx: You talking to me?

Addison: Truth or Dare?

Onyx: Dare.

Addison: I dare you to ride a horse with nothing but a weird cupid costume on.

Onyx: I can't believe I wanted to be part of those crazy group.

-outside somewhere at some random park-

Wayne: This brings back memories.

Me: We were only here a couple of updates ago.

Julie: Yeah, the park looks the exact same way we left it.

Onyx: *has pink shorts and a pair a pink fluttery wings* I think I will die.

Horse: NYAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Onyx: Why is this horse saying nyah instead of neigh?

Adam: What's the difference?

Onyx: Let's get this over with. *jumps on the horse* Ride on, Fabio!

Horse: *hurt* My name is Carl.

Onyx: I'd love to talk about your feelings, but I sorta have to do this dare or Pearl will likely murder me in my sleep.

Me: I'll still do it even if you do the dare.

Onyx: Help me Carl, please.

Horse: Fine. *gallops around*

Old Person 1: Not this again.

Old Person 2: I thought they stopped doing it the last time a stupid young man ran around the place.

Wayne: This stupid young man has ears.

Old Person 1: Let's go Harold. *grabs Old Person 2*

Wayne: This feels familiar.

Julie: That's because it happened before, no wonder they called you a stupid young man.

Wayne: Right back at you.

Julie: First, I have an IQ of 88. Second, I'm not one of the male species.

Wayne: Well, uh...Wow. You're good.

Julie: *facepalm*

Onyx: Carl and I had a rough day.

Horse: I request cookies for my efforts.

Conner: Well, I hope you all enjoyed this update and will vote, comment, and leave dares all over the place. Also truths. Truths are awesome.

Everyone: Bye guys!

Horse: Give me cookies.