Me: Greetings Darlings! And welcome to a Truth or Dare Halloween Special! Oh, and take a look at our costumes! *Has smarties on pants while she has a bright blue sweater, suspenders, glasses, and has her hair up in a ponytail* If you know what I am, great! But if you don't, I'm a smartie pants! Get it? Yah, I didn't really think you would.
Conner: *Has white face paint on while has red contacts. Also has black wig, and fake fangs. Has one of those vampire suits that Dracula wears.* Don't ask.
Wayne: *Has a knight costume* I'm not really a fan of homemade costumes.
Addison: *Has a purple dress on with a jewel encrusted tiara* I never agreed to this.
Wayne: Relax babe, you look fine. *puts arm around Addison's shoulder and kisses her cheek* You're my pretty little princess.
Addison: O///O
Wayne: ;)
Adam: *Has a werewolf costume*
Julie: *Has a Alice from Wonderland costume* I loved the movie when I was a kid, so why not dress up as my favourite character?
Adam: I think this costume has flees. *scratches*
Me: No way, I just cleaned the costumes yesterday.
Adam: Well, could you have at least put some insect repellent on mine?
Me: You know what, I'll do it right now. *takes out insect repellent* Close your eyes sweetie, things could get nasty.
Adam: *covers eyes with hands* Please don't spray it in my mouth, please don't spray it in my mouth, Please don't spray it in my mouth!
Me: *sprays it in mouth*
Adam: Oh my god! *runs to the bathroom*
Everyone: *looks at me*
Me: Hey, it's trick or treat, remember? And I just happened to go with one of the most amazing choices of all... Trick!
Everyone: That doesn't even make sense.
Me: I know.
-five minutes later-
Adam: *glares at me*
Me: What did I do?
Adam: I had an allergic reaction thanks to you.
Me: Thank you for sharing your secret with all of our viewers.
Adam: I never wanted to, but thanks to you, everyone else knows it and are gonna make fun of me.
Me: Hey, you're a big and buff dude so why would anyone make fun of that?
Adam: Some kid said I was fat.
Me: And what did you do?
Adam: Punch him in the face.
Me: *claps* which comes back to my statement that no one is gonna make fun of you.
Adam: That's reassuring.
Me: I know. So Adam, truth or dare?
Adam: Dare.
Me: I dare you to go scare some of the trick or treaters!
Adam: -_-
-outside the building-
Adam: *hiding in bush*
Little Bee girl: Why isn't anyone answering?
Ghost boy: I don't know.
Me: *opens door* Hi kids!
Little Bee girl: Trick or Treat!
Ghost boy: Trick or Treat!
Me: Listen kids, I lost most of my candy to a werewolf and I don't think it's really safe out there. So come in before he comes again... QUICK!!!
Adam: *standing behind the kids*
Little Bee girl: But Mama said that we shouldn't go into a stranger's house. And werewolves aren't real. They're just some stories that people use to scare other people.
Adam: Well that just hurts. *howls*
Kids: DHORSBIQPJUOFEIAQXHKDDIILVGGFRXGSWAFHJJVZADHJVSEYIURVKUOIMNPIOJLJKFDSTUD!!!!!!! *runs away*
Me: ;) I hope to see you kids next year.
Adam: Thanks for helping me.
Me: Your welcome. You owe me.
-in the building-
Adam: Addison, truth or dare?
Addison: Dare.
Adam: I dare you to kiss your night in shining armour.
Addison: I dislike you strongly. *kisses Wayne*
Wayne: *smirks* You sure about that? *kisses Addison* ;)
Addison: O///O
Wayne: I'll go for you, Princess. Pearl, truth or dare?
Me: Dare.
Wayne: I dare you to go to someone random and say "I wasn't meant to be born!"
Me: *goes to side walk* I wasn't meant to be born!
Trick or Treaters: O-O
Me: *goes back inside* I'm guessing you had a second idea as well.
Wayne: Yep. I double doggy dare you to go up to Conner and kiss him. >:D I have given you permission to kiss my brother. Now, go and use my permission and give him a big smooch. Kiss him like you mean it. Do it passionately and let your inner-
Me: Thanks for the pep talk Wayne.
Wayne: No problem.
Me: *kisses Conner* There, is that good enough?
Wayne: Nope. I want you guys to get into a full make out session. Now, MAKE OUT LIKE YOU MEAN IT AND LET YOUR INNER-
Me: Yah, I get the idea. Conner, shall we go somewhere a little more private?
Conner: Yes we shall.
-in the closet-
Conner: Why are we in the closet?
Me: I thought that it would be more fun if we played a good old game of seven minutes in heaven. Plus, this would probably be the last place they would look for us.
Conner: Would you like to make the first move?
Me: Nah, I'm not a fan of that sort of stuff. The last boyfriend I had sung Blank Space when I was going out for a drink. I found it super weird when the manager came and kicked us out. That was the first time I actually scratched something off my bucket list.
Conner: *laughs* You've really been around, haven't you?
Me: Yah, I guess you could say that.
Conner: Well, let me make the first move. *kisses me*
Me: *kisses back*
-7 minutes later-
Me: *gasp* it's been 7 minutes already, you can let me go now.
Conner: Oh, sorry.
Me: Oh great! The door's locked. Stupid janitor!
Janitor: Is someone in there?
Me: Yes! Can you get us out!?
-later-
Me: Thanks guys so much for reading and I will see you in the next update! Bye guys!
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