Just Some Really Random Things O~O
Me: *lies on couch* I'm bored.
Addison: *sitting next to her* Me too.
Julie: *hanging upside down* Me three.
Boys: Me six.
Me: What should we do?
Everyone: *shrugs*
Julie: Wait a second! *stands up* I can search the Internet for something that we can all do!
Everyone: YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Conner: Start typing Lord Julie!
-couple minutes later-
Addison: SPIN THE BOTTLE!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
Julie: Actually, this game is nothing like spin the bottle and is designed that no one kisses unless they are dared to do it. The rules are simple, you spin the bottle and it lands on someone. Then you ask that someone truth or dare. It's as simple as pie.
Wayne: Well, pi is actually not really simple so could you use a different way of saying that like as simple as cake?
Julie: I'm surrounded by idiots.
Me: Okay then, I'll just go first. *spins bottle and it lands on Adam* Alrighty, Adam truth or dare?
Adam: Dare me.
Me: I dare you to go on a date with Harmony!
Adam: WHAT!? But she's so-but she's-
Harmony: Did someone say my name?
Me: Oh hey Harmony! Adam here just wanted to take you on a date! Didn't you, Adam?
Adam: I-i-i d-didn't s-s-say-
Harmony: OMG! I'll go on a date with you Adam Senpai!
Adam: PLEASE NO!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!! PEARL, WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!???
Me: I totally ship you guys! Now Harmony and Adam, have fun! Bu-Bye!
Adam: *cries*
-at fancy resturant thingy-
Adam: *tied to a chair and has a cloth around his mouth* *still crying*
Harmony: What's wrong Adam Senpai? Do you have something stuck between your teeth? Here, let me get it for you!
Adam: ;-;
Me and Julie: *sitting at a different table with a disguise*
Julie: I feel like I'm being cheated on.
Me: Chillax, it's just a dare. It's not a real date. Besides, we can have some delicious food while we watch Adam suffer!
Julie: What are you, half demon?
Me: Actually, yes I am. Why do you think I have blue hair?
Julie: Oh, that makes a lot of sense. Who's the demon, your mother or your father?
Me: My father, he loved watching blood drip down the walls. But of course, I don't like pain. At least, not physical pain. I love mental pain, the type of pain you get when you're doing something you don't want to do or if someone did something to you that effects you in some ways.
Julie: Is that why you dare people to do things that they don't want to do?
Me: Yep.
Julie: ...
Adam: ;-;
Harmony: Adam Senpai, would you like to eat? Here, I got you all of this ketchup!
Adam: *rips off cloth* Harmony, I really don't want to be here right now! Please, I need to get back to the studio before the update ends!
Harmony: Wait, what? What do you mean by update? *turns around and sees viewers* Were all of you there before? Why are you watching me and Adam Senpai!? *grabs bat*
Adam: No Harmony! Those are the viewers! They're supposed to be here until the update is done!
Harmony: Oh. *puts down bat* So they're not trying to steal you from me?
Adam: No, but if I don't get back to the studio then they're going to disappear and I won't see my friends again!
Harmony: *thinks* What will I get in return for your freedom?
Adam: I'll give you a life time supply of hot dogs!
Harmony: Deal! *frees Adam*
Adam: Finally! *runs away to studio*
Julie: By any chance, can you teleport?
Me: Yes, now hold on. *teleports to building*
Wayne: How the hell did you get here so fast!?
Me: You may never know.
Adam: *runs in* Sorry about the delay guys, I had a bit of trouble with Harmony.
Julie: *kisses Adam on the cheek* Never go on a date with that girl again or I will destroy you.
Adam: I swear I won't do it again.
Me: HOLY RAINBOW HAMSTERS WE NEED TO HURRY UP RIGHT NOW!!! We need to get this update wrapped up soon! Quick, Adam get in the circle and spin the bottle!
Adam: M'kay. *spins bottle and it lands on...*
Me: ME!? ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
Adam: Huh, this is the first time that Pearl is actually surprised.
Me: •~• This is not part of the script...
Adam: Uh, we don't have a script.
Me: Oh, right. Now, are you going to ask me the question or not?
Adam: Okay. Pearl, truth or dare?
Me: Dare for da win.
Adam: I dare you to bring in Onyx.
Me: SHOOOOOOOOT!!! Why Onyx?
Adam: So we can ask him a question. All of us. Including you.
Me: Grrrrrrrrrrrr... Fine. *teleports away*
Wayne: I still don't get how she does that.
Julie: I'll explain it to you later.
-at a random apartment-
Me: *is standing outside door* Here goes nothing. *knocks*
???: FUUUUUUUUUU- *crashes* Pull yourself together man, pretend nothing happened...
Door: *opens*
Me: Hey dude, it's me.
Onyx: Why the hell are you here?
Me: I need you.
Onyx: Sorry, but last time I checked we were-
Me: Over, I know. But I need you to come with me to the studio.
Onyx: I don't know, what if I went with you but I want something?
Me: Name your price, I'll give it to you as long as you don't sneak your way out of it.
Onyx: ...I want you to pay my rent for six months.
Me: I'm not going to-
Onyx: That's all I really want, so I'm hoping that you'll do that one thing.
Me: Fine, whatever. But do me a favour when we get there and be nice for the audience. Put on a nice fake smile.
Onyx: Oh please, it's easy to fake a smile when you've been doing it for a while.
Me: I almost forgot, absolutely no song refrences.
Onyx: Come on, everyone loves a little Onyx charm to brighten up the day.
Me: Can it, and let's go.
-at the studio-
Adam: What's taking so long? Oh by the way Addison, you haven't said much this update.
Addison: Sorry, I've basically been watching everything happen and stuff. I didn't really want to get into the conversation.
Onyx: Here comes Onyx!
Me: Why can't you just SHUT UP.
Onyx: Whatever.
Julie: You know, I've never actually seen Onyx before until now, and I never thought he'd have blue hair. Or be a boy.
Onyx: Actually, my hair is dark blue.
Me: Big difference.
Onyx: I sense sarcasm.
Julie: Okay, now we all get to ask Onyx a question, starting off with Pearl. Then Onyx can stay for the rest of the update.
Onyx: Wait, are you serious? Can't I at least stay for a couple more updates? Then I'll leave for sure.
Me: Julie, you're my best friend, so please don't let him-
Julie: Onyx can stay for a bit.
Me: -stay...
Onyx: Sweet! Hey Adam, can I bunk with you?
Me: ;-; Why must the world be like this... Anyways the questions.
Onyx: Oh right, I almost forgot.
Me: Of course you did.
Onyx: What is that supposed to mean!?
Me: Shut up, and just answer my question.
Onyx: Okay, okay, what is it?
Me: How long did you and Addison date?
Wayne: Wait, what? You were dating my girlfriend?
Onyx: Umm... Maybe?
Wayne: What's your problem, man?
Onyx: Listen, I didn't know you two were a thing. We only dated for about a week until we broke up.
Wayne: *looks at Addison* Is this true?
Addison: *nods sadly*
Wayne: •~•
Addison: Don't worry Wayne, you'll always be my knight in shining armour. *hugs Wayne*
Wayne: *hugs back*
Adam: Okay, my turn to ask a question. Onyx, are you allergic to anything?
Onyx: I'm allergic to gluten. It sucks, cause I can't really eat pizza or hot dogs or anything like that. They don't really sell gluten free stuff in this area.
Wayne: M'kay, my turn. How long have you known Pearl?
Onyx: Since preschool.
Wayne: Woah.
Conner: Alright, do you like The Rolling Stones?
Onyx: Yeah, they're pretty good.
Addsion: Why do you and Pearl have blue hair?
Onyx: We're both half devil. Our kind usually has green, blue, or purple hair. So, we just happen to both have blue hair.
Julie: Okay, this is the final question. How did you and Pearl meet?
Me: He stole my sandwich.
Onyx: Yeah, and for some reason we became friends.
Julie: Um... okay?
Adam: Pearl, hurry up and go please.
Me: Alright, alright. *spins bottle and it lands on Addison*
Addison: All I wanted was to be low key in this update... that's all I ever wanted...
Me: Alright, so truth or dare?
Addison: Truth.
Me: Where have you been hiding my socks?
Addison: I don't know what your talking about-
Me: Oh, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Well, spill the beans.
Addison: Fine... I hid them in the supply closet.
Me: *runs to supply closet* *opens door and tons of piles of socks pour out*
Onyx: I will never think the same way about socks again.
Me: Sorry for the long wait between updates, and by long I mean really long. So I guess this update will makeup for it, and will make you guys happy. Well, thanks for sticking around, and I will see you in the next update! Bu-Bye!
Everyone: Bye!
Onyx: Stay calm and love Onyx!
Me: No, just no.
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