Me: Gather 'round children! We have a dare!

Everyone: What is it!?

Me: It's from xxGoldenstreamxx and she dares one of us to run around and scream "I'm on fire." And I think we all know who we should pick...

Wayne: Damn it.

Me: Watch your language, buddy or you'll be experiencing a whole lot of hate.

Wayne: Sorry. So where are we going?

Me: I know the perfect place...

-at local park-

Wayne: You have got to be kidding me.

Me: Theres tons of people here so why don't we have a little fun. *evil grin*

Wayne: Screw you. I'm going in. *starts running* IM ON FFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Julie: *rolls on floor laughing*

Adam: *tries to not laugh but fails*

Addison: *laughing like there's no tomorrow*

Conner: *causally leans on a tree and smirks*

Me: *still has evil grin*

Old person 1: What's wrong with kids these days?

Old person 2: I don't know, especially with their Truth or Dare books and tons of other goo-dads.

Me: -_- You're ruining the fun.

Old person 2: Lets go, Howard. *drags Old person 1 away*

Wayne: Okay I'm done. I got a bunch of stares, got called a b*tch, was told to go to the hospital, and got a clown's phone number. Not what I was hoping.

Me: What were you hoping?

Wayne: That a bunch of chicks would dig it or try and put the fire out.

Me: With a fork? Dude, you have serious problems.

Wayne: Let's just end the update already.

Me: Fine. Bye Guys!