Me: Hello everyone! It's TheBluePearl2 but mainly everyone here calls me Pearl.

Wayne:*puts on radio* This is my jam. THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!!!!*hair catches on fire* AAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Me: Correction. This boy is on fire. *bursts out laughing*

Wayne: Not funny.

Conner: I agree with Pearl, it was pretty funny.

Me: Thank you Conner.

Julie: How come you haven't mentioned me yet?

Me: Cause I'm too busy telling Wayne to shut up.

Wayne: I officially hate you.

Me: I know that you don't.

Wayne: True.

Julie: Well I at least need an introduction or something.

Me: I don't know about that.

Julie: Oh come on!

Wayne: I feel your pain.

Me: Ok guys. So I'll tell you about my friends here.

Wayne: Especially the super smart and incredibly handsome Wayne.

Me: I wasn't gonna talk about you first anyways. So Conner here is a character in an upcoming book of mine. He's smart, he's funny-

Conner: And you have a crush on me.

Me: *blushes* How did you know?

Conner: It was obvious.

Me: Sorry. Anyways he's a nice guy and he is actually the main character in the book. Everybody say hi to Conner.

Conner: Hello.

Me: Next up is Julie and she is a really nice girl. You may already know that she's in my book Blue. She is sadly bullied but I know who's gonna help her...

Julie: I don't think anyone here wants some spoilers.

Me: Good point. And lastly Wayne-

Wayne: The incredibly sexy one.

Me: Really? In my book?

Wayne: What? It's true!

Me: Says who?

Wayne: Says me.

Me: Yah sure everyone else thinks that. Bye everyone.

Wayne: Wait!

Me: No just no.