Sorry guys if I was late I was taking a vacation for a while 

Quake experience a level 5 earthquake at human size while in a city so the buildings crash on you

We cut to the scene of Quake getting crushed by buildings but not getting damaged

Quake: You didn't say anything about my durability being a human so lol

Soul let a ghost possess you 

Soul: Which ghost?

Draco: What the fuck do you mean by which ghost!?

Soul: MY CONCEPT IS I ABSORBED ALL 7 SOULS TECHNICALLY 8 IM ASKING WHICH HUMAN GHOST!!!

Draco: I DON'T KNOW ASK THEM TO RACE FOR THE BODY OR SOMETHING!!

Soul: Fine I guess but if it's Ch-

Draco: HOLY SHIT!!

Soul: Finally I can do what I have wanted for so long

Draco: STAND BACK CHARA YOU WON'T DESTROY THIS TIMELINE!!

Soul: What? no im not that type of Chara I mean what I have wanted is 

Soul: TO EAT A MOUNTAIN OF CHOCOLATES!!

Draco: WAIT NO THATS UNHEAL-

Speed walk at a normal human speed

Speed: Ok 

He walks at normal human speed for 1 second

Speed: You never said how long

Blade: I feel like everyone is gonna be able to hack their dare today

Acro you are banned from starting fires for a day

Acro: NOOOOO!!

Speed: Well it's alright Acro

Acro: Is what I would say if I couldn't just do this 

He plants a fire flower

Speed: What is that suppos-

Speed: WHAT THE FUCK!!

Acro: Fire flowers have flamable particles that burn everything flamable that's why its only found in Mushroom Kingdom and technically I didn't start it the flower did

Speed: where the hell did you get this arsonist addiction from

Acro: I don't know

Meanwhile

Blade: BURN FOREST BURN!!!

Draco throw broccoli at a random person of your choice

Draco: hehe yeet!!

He throws it at Soul and misses

Draco: Oh shi-

(without the other Sans' ok)

Soul: 亡くなる前に何か最後の言葉はありますか? (Any last words before your demise?)

Draco: M-merc-

He then gets blasted

Blade your banned from holding a sword for 2 hours

Blade: Why that it's not like I have a sword on me 24/7?

Soul: You have a Gaster Blaster ready 24/7

2 hours later

Blade: That was too easy

Quake how did you survive

Quake: I still have my kaiju durability

Soul how did it feel getting possessed by Chara

Soul: Fine I guess except for my stomach 

Speed was it hard going normal speed

Speed: Pretty easy since it was 1 second

Acro did you like the firey ban?

Acro: No but the flower did it for me

Draco why did you throw broccoli at that specific person?

Draco: I just like to mess with them 

Soul: Did you like your beating?

Draco: Hell no

Blade was it hard?

Blade: Not not at all actually