C5- A Snowy Confession

Time: right after Lexi's soul was fixed.

Snow started to fall onto the group as Uni sat there chuckling

Lexi: WTH IS THIS AND WHY IS IT COLD?!

Uni: this is what we call 'Snow' or Frozen rai- *she was cut off by a snowball hitting her in the back of the head*

Kanna: HA!

Lexi: so it's a murder weapon? :3

Uni: ITS ON ASSHOLE!

And so the snowball fight commenced with Uni using her water magic to get a TON of snowballs, Lexi somehow managing to get a snowball mini gun, Kanna and Damien regretting their life choices, and Gabriel being a dingus muffin.

Uni: MWAAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Lexi: Please spare me my Fox-Waifu!

Gabriel: HOLY SH*T, UNI IS YOUR WAIFU??? *Gabriels face lit up* OoooooO

Everyone suddenly froze, even the snowballs just face planted into ground waiting for a response.

Lexi blushing madly: U-Uh W-Well I wouldn't say Waifu b-but...

Uni: y-you don't consider me ur waifu???? ;-;

Lexi: uuuuhhhh... mb...

Gabriel slaps Lexi: don't deny it~~~

Lexi: I-I mean... I guess she's my waifu.. unless y-you don't want to be!

Uni: well... mb I can???

Lexi: well... will you be my waifu Uni?

Uni's face lights up: Yuz.

Meanwhile: Kanna is fangirling over her ship coming true while Damien stands there confused.

Lexi: ummm... w-w-will you... uh...

Kanna pulls out her phone and begins to play sexy saxophone music

Lexi inhales: U-Uni will you go on a date with me....?

Uni: S-Sure!

Gabriel: *Fangirl Screech intensifies*

Lexi: Oh... I understand- wait.. WAT?

Uni: yeah! I'd love to go out with you sometime. Did you have anything in mind?

Lexi: omg... u-uh... t-tomorrow? At 8mb? Maybe we can meet up around here?

Uni: sounds great!

Lexi: nice! Okay, uh... it's a deal then!

Uni: no silly, Not a deal. A date.

Lexi: Y-Yup!

And just like that the ship has sailed. (WOOT WOOT!)

Meanwhile....

Torrent stormed around her old base fuming with rage.

Torrent: how could we f*cking loose?! *she punched the wall In frustration* it doesn't matter... the final battle approaches... if I die it won't matter.... so I have to make it matter....

A CD approaches.....

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