"Donald, wait!" Mike chased him out the door. Thankfully, Donald didn't get very far and he already had his hands on his knees, gasping for air. Mike reached out and grabbed the other's hand.

"Mike," the orange man sobbed. Tears rolled down his face, leaving orangeless streaks on his face.

"Shh it's okay, love," Mike whispered to him. "As long as we keep it from the media we'll be fine."

"Right, the media," Donald sniffed, "I hate the media. Always messing with my image and spreading democratic lies. The media is run by communists." He made a >:( face. 

Mike held him to his chest but suddenly felt something in Donald's pocket. Confused, he pulled it out to find- 

"Team 10 condoms???????????????ewrgkfejgdks" Mike made a >:O face.

"It's not what you think!!!!!" Donald cried out as he tried to snatch the condoms back. 

"Are you cheating on me with Jake Paul???????" 

"Only cause you cheated on me with that stupid fly!!!!"

"What???" Mike was outraged, "what are you talking about???!!!"

"I WATCHED THE DEBATE  MIKE" 

" I DIDN'T-" 

"AND WHAT ABOUT UNFOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER HUH???? WHAT WAS THAT"

"BRO YOU SENT TERRORISTS INTO THE CAPITAL OF THE UNITED STATES WHY WOULD I STILL FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER"

"BECAUSE WE'RE LOVERS"

"LOVE??/???/ NAH MAN IM JUST HORNY"

"BUT PENCE, WHAT ABOUT THE BIBLE???"

"WDYM THE BIBLE SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE BIBLE"

"WELL I CARE NOW BECAUSE IT'LL BENEFIT ME"

"BULLSHIT. I BET YOU DON'T EVEN SUPPORT CONVERSION THERAPY"

"HOW DARE YOU!!!! OF COURSE I DO"

"I DON'T BELIVE YOU"

"WELL AT LEAST I DON'T LOOK LIKE WALMART JOE BIDEN"

"YOU LOOK LIKE A CHEETO STFU"

"I THOUGHT YOU LIKED MY CHEETONESS"

"FORGET THIS. IM GOING TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH OBAMA AND BIDEN." With that, Mike Pence fled the white house. He stormed right through the door Melania broke and marched out onto the lawn.

"No Mike!" Donald sobbed, "I'm sorry! Please, come back!" But Pence didn't return. He was seen running to the forest to join his lizard brotherin. 

With no one else to turn to, Donald picked up his phone and clicked on a contact. 

"What's good, man!" Jake Pauls voice sounded through the phone. Note: I have never watched a Jake Paul video in my life. 

"Jake," Don whimpered, wiping crappy spray tan from his eyes, "I need you right now!"

"Sorry man. It may be everyday bro but for you I'm only free on Wednesdays. Call me tomorrow." 

"Wait Jake please-" But he was too late. The problematic vlogger had already hung up. 

And so all Donald could do was lay there in defeat and a pool of his own spray tan. He sobbed and held the Team 10 condoms close to him. 

But just as he lost hope, a deep sexy voice called out to him. 

"Come with me Donald. I can help you."

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part 4?