The sound of morning birds and the light of a new day shone through the window and illuminated the lounge. Once again i had fallen asleep on the sofa but i couldn't move because Maddy was lying on my lap asleep her perfect brown hair fell delicately on my knees. Picking up a small strand of hair i twirled it in my fingers, Maddy began to stir slightly and i decided to try and wake her up.

"hey beautiful." i softly whispered

she just opened her eyes and smiled.

"DADDY!!" Jamie ran in with phil trailing behind cradling melissa in his arms. It was such a scene Jamie was running around with his curly brown hair failing in the breeze in his retro sonic pjs and phil was chasing him with his lion onzie on. Jamie ran into my arms and i tickled him.

"uncle phil was chasing me he captured mell." i found it so cute how Jamie cant say melissa yet so he says melll

"oh no lets rescue her." with that we ran towards Phil with two foam swords and attacked him this went on for hours then finally we all decided to have some pancakes when all of a sudden  i got a notification on my phone. It was a text from Louise

DISCUSTING

I got really confused what happened what did i do. Highly avoiding telling anyone else I immediately left the room and rang louise.

"hello? what was that text about." i decided to take a calm approach

"you know all too well you discusting human."

"WHAT" i shouted

"you cheated on zoe and apparently set this whole thing up."

"why would i do such a thing i have two kids a fiancé , Zoe well i cared for her so much we never had an affair i did nothing."

"i belive you im sorry im not over her death."

"ok bye"

what on earth was she on about. I opened up my laptop and opened twitter then walked into the lounge sinking into my sofa crease several posts linked to a blog post about me having an affair with zoe then planning to kill her. nonsense i though and immediately posted about it and that it would do no one any good. finally humanity was on my side and within minuets #danhowellshonest was trending.