I huffed as I struggled to awake Maddy , it was four am but whatever. Finally she fluttered open her eyelids and i shouted at her:

"bitch were going on holiday!!" She looked at me confused but I dragged her out of bed until she followed me to the car.

"where are we going?" She asked confused I ignored her completely until she fell asleep beside me with Phil ,emma and the kids in the middle.

"its a secret" I chimed as I pulled out of the drive

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Three hours later Jamie and Melissa were starving , the sat nav was going mad, Maddy was asleep and phil needed to pee.

The commotion in the car echoed through my head as I pulled into a local services. Phil darted towards the toilet straight away and I walked with Jamie to the toilet soon after since it was a tight squeeze to get everyone out.

"Daddy I need to pee" Jamie squealed as we stood in que for the toilet. A few older men were standing in que for the cubicles and I politely turned to one of them and asked.

"hey scuse me , my son really needs to go to the toilet do you mind if we cut in?" I smiled polietly

"nah mate we all need a piss too " one of them growled whilst the other proceeded to look intensely at his phone probably porn.

The man directly in front of me who was on his phone continued to stand there on his phone whilst there was an empty cubicle.

I huffed and Jamie screamed trying not to pee. Eventually from a few subtle flicks to his vibrant orange greasy hair he moved and we got in the toilet.

-

Phil was waiting outside for us whilst Maddy, Melissa and Emma waited in a long cue outside Greggs.

"finally " Emma huffed.

"jeez dan it doesn't take that long" Maddy tutted disapprovingly

"it does when men are calling you a peed when the kid in the cubicle is your son." I muttered

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Eventually we had our snack and were back on the move, after two more hours we reached the holiday camp.