I had just clicked on Project WinterDeath on the screen and I am nervous. Of course I know who the American Death is, she's the greatest assassin to ever walk the planet. Nobody has a file on her, nobody knows her kill count, and nobody knows what she looks like. Nobody who's still alive anyway. If the girl in the flashback was her, then I called the most dangerous woman on the planet "Mommy." Not to mention calling one of the most dangerous men on the planet "Dad."

I guess creating me in a lab would make sense. I mean, the two most dangerous assets anyone could possess... Why not breed them to create a murder child? And the red room wouldn't use their most precious bodies to birth a child. I was probably not in a test tube or something. Maybe I was birthed by a sheep? I don't know.

I am now considering the fact that my Dad could be James Barnes, does he remember me, does Mom remember me? Do they know I exist? Do I exist?

I should just cut the shit and open the file...

Project WinterDeath:
FAILURE
Mission: create a super soldier using the DNA of James Barnes(Winter Soldier) and the unknown(American Death aka Brooklyn Bitch)
Report: Child was grown in tube for nine months. When removed from tube it was let to spend time with parents. After thirty minutes the girl spent with the assets she already developed speech and walking abilities. Child shows no signs of any special abilities besides walking and talking.
Child name: Yelena Winnifred Barnes
Due this projects failure we will send the girl in to average widow training and allow her time with the assets at moments.

Well that's just great, I am a failure. But I am a failure who is glad I wasn't birthed by a sheep. Very thankful for that.

What do I do now? I can't just call and arrange a meeting with James Barnes. I don't even know if the American Death is still alive. Also it's hilarious that she also goes by the Brooklyn Bitch. I am going to guess that she didn't come up with that name.

Wait!!!!

My fake sister is Natasha Romanoff! She's an Avenger. The Avengers all made up and are living at the Avenger compound thing. Plus Sam Wilson, James Rhodes, Scott Lang, and Dad. Minus Bruce Banner, Thor, and Clint Barton.

If I wanna talk to my Dad I just need to score a date with my sister(and bring my laptop with the evidence).

That can wait till tomorrow, I need my deadly assassin sleep. See what I did there, deadly assassin, instead of beauty. I'm truly built different. Oh my goodness, the files I just read prove that I am built different. So cool...but sleep.