Dog Day After-School

Lindsey's POV

"Daniel." I said as I walked into the kitchen. "Whatcha doing?"

On the floor, I see my brother making a rectangle hole in the wall that leads to the backyard.

"Making a doggie door for Riceball." He informed, glancing at me before getting back to work.

"Oh, what gave you the idea to do this?" I asked him, grabbing a banana out of our fruit bowl.

"Well, I came home last night and you must've not noticed but Riceball peed all over the floor and I almost slipped on it." He explained and let out a breath.

I bit my lip feeling guilty and chuckled nervously. "Oops."

"Oops? Lindsey, he is your responsibility." Daniel told me, sitting up and wiping the sweat off his forehead. "You have to take better care of him."

"I am!" I protested. "I just spend so much time at the Thunderman's that I forget that he pees and poops like I do."

Daniel rolled his brown orbs at me and looked away to continue his work.

"I'm sorry, I'll try harder, okay?"

Daniel didn't listen and waved me off, dismissively. I shook my head and walked out of the kitchen.

"Riceball!" I called and I heard a tiny bark. My tiny golden-doodle ran down the stairs and over to me.

"Hey buddy!" I picked him up and went upstairs. Riceball tried to snatch my banana but I moved him away. "No, you can't eat that."

I placed him down in my room and he hopped onto my bed and laid down.

"Daniel is making you a doggy door so you don't make any more messes." I told him and stroked his head softly and he leaned into the palm of my hand.

Knock Knock

I turned to see who knocked and saw Daniel.

"I'm going to the store to buy a few supplies for the doggy dog." Daniel told me. "Riceball is able to get outside by himself now because we have a hole in the wall right now."

"Alright, I'm going over to the Thunderman's." I told him, grabbing my phone.

"Okay, see you later." Daniel waves before he walks away.

I turned to Riceball and scratched his chin. "Be a good boy for me, okay?"

He barked and I giggled, kissing his head. I walked out of my room and down the stairs. I walked out the door and headed toward the Thunderman's house.

As I was walking, I grabbed my wrist and winced in pain. I stopped moving and looked down at my wrist to see my cuts and how bad as they have gotten. The wrist is where I cut the most.

I pulled my sleeve down and continued walking like nothing happened. I reached the house and walked in, I saw Max walk by right as I entered the house.

He didn't notice me at first but he looked at me and smiled.

"Hey, Lindy." He greeted immediately coming over to me and greeting me with a kiss. The kiss last longer then expected and stay like this for over a minute.

We pulled away and he wrapped his arm around my waist firmly.

"What are you doing here?" He asked me.

"I'm always here." I remarked.

"Which is the highlight of my day." Max smiled, causing me to blush and kissed me again.

I pulled away and Max pouted. I giggled at his face and looked around the house.

"Where's Phoebe?" I asked him.

"Outside." He told me before I removed his arms and headed toward the back door. Max trailed behind me with his hand intertwined with mine.

We walked outside together and I heard Nora say something. A cute little dog wearing a pink tutu was with them and I recognized her as Doggin, who was Blobbin's dog.

"-thought the cookies were a bribe! She's calling mom today!"

"That's what you get from taking advice from mom junior." Max remarked as he sat down and I remained standing.

"Who's mom junior-" Phoebe gasped in realization. "Am I mom junior?"

"Yep, we usually only call you that when you're not around." Nora agreed.

"Or when we write it in secret notes." Billy added and handed Nora a note.

Nora read the note and smiled amusingly. "So true."

Phoebe gave them an offended look as I sat down next to my boyfriend.

"Hey, kids!" We turned to see Hank and Barb walking outside. "We're taking Chloe to gymnastics because she wants to go."

"Has anyone seen my tablet? I can't find it anywhere." Barb asked us.

"Nope, haven't seen it. Max?" I looked at Max.

"No. Phoebe?"

"Nope. Nora."

"Not lately. Billy?"

We looked at Billy who was frozen with fear so Nora spoke for him.

"He hasn't seen it either."

"I'm sure it will turn up somewhere." Barb shrugged. "Have fun with Doggin. See ya guys later."

The parents left and the phone rang.

"It's the teacher!" Nora panicked.

"I'll get it!" Barb called.

"Uh, no! It's for me!" Phoebe used her telekinesis to steal the phone from her mother. "I'm expecting a call about..."

"Armpit fungus." Max whispered.

"Armpit fungus." Phoebe repeated with a glare before she smiled at her twin. "For Max."

"Touché." Max shrugged and I chuckled at his face.

"What do we do?" Billy asked.

"If we don't answer she'll call mom's cell!" Nora exclaimed with worry.

Phoebe answered the phone. "Hello?...Yes, she's home one moment." Phoebe lowered the phone and Max stood up, crossing his arms.

"Where you going with this, mom junior?" Max asked suspiciously.

"Mom Junior is no more. From now on, there is only Fun Phoebe and she says let the fun begin." Phoebe chuckled and continued the phone call. "Hey, this is Barb don't ya know."

Phoebe was speaking in a different accent that did not sound like Barb.

"Is that supposed to be your mom?" I asked her, standing up next to Max.

She shushed me and I rolled my eyes, smiling.

"Close your eyes. It's like she's here." Billy grinned with his eyes closed.

"Oh, you don't say? I sure would like to get my tablet-do-hicky back though." Phoebe continued. "Oh, that's no bother. You don't have too— Okie-dokie, see ya in a bit."

Phoebe hung up and smiled at her younger siblings. "Good news! Fun Phoebe got your tablet back and your teacher's coming over to meet mom!"

"Do you say our teacher's coming over?" Nora asked with disbelief.

"I also said I got your tablet back." Phoebe cheered nervously.

——

Later, we all went into the living room and Billy was playing with Doggin, Nora was pacing around panicking, Phoebe was somewhere else,  and Max and I were sitting on the couch.

"How can you be playing with Doggin at a time like this?" Nora asked her brother.

"Because this will be the last dog we'll ever see." Billy argued. "By the time we're done being grounded, cats will have won the war."

"That'd be a nightmare." I mentioned, pulling my feet onto the couch and resting my head on Max's shoulder.

Phoebe walked in with the Animalizer. "Nobody's getting grounded okay? We're gonna use the Animalizer on Doggin and train her to be mom."

Max stood up and I followed him.

"I like it. Do we need a dad? There's a possum in the backyard doing nothing." Max suggested.

"Max stop talking crazy." I scolded him. "If we need a dad we can just turn my dog into a human."

"You both are talking crazy." Phoebe told us. "Now let's turn Doggin into our mom."

I had to ponder on what Phoebe said about talking crazy. Turning Doggin into a human is definitely not crazy.

"There's nothing on this sheet saying we can't." Phoebe shrugged, looking at the instructions for Doggin.

Phoebe shot Doggin with the Animalizer and she transformed into a woman with blonde hair and blue eyes. She was wearing a pink leotard with a tutu like her dog form was.

Doggin stood up, "Wow, wow! I feel so tall! How'd I get so tall!" She sniffed the air. "This house smells like baloney. Is there baloney?!"

Doggin walked around the living room and I picked up the bag of treats.

"Let's see how these treats work." I commented.

"Oh, my treats! My treats! My treats!" Doggin beamed, excitedly and came over to us. Max took the bag from me to feed Doggin.

"Doggin, sit." Max told her.

"Did you say sit? I love sitting! Look!" Doggin sat down and Max fed her a treat. "That's the stuff! That's the stuff!"

Nora took the treats. "Doggin shake hands."

"I know how to do that!" Doggin shook Nora's hand. "Wow! Fingers are fun!"

After Nora fed her one, Phoebe took the bag and Doggin looked at her. "Okay, now say. 'My name is Barb and I want my tablet back please.'"

"Will that work?" I asked Phoebe, crossing my arms.

"Yeah, seriously Phoebe." Max rolled his eyes.

Doggin stood up before speaking. "My name is Barb and I want my tablet back, please."

I smiled at this and chuckled. Doggin's a good dog.

"Did I do good? Did I do good?!" Doggin asked Phoebe, who fed her a treat. Doggin got excited and paced around, eagerly.

After a while, we needed to get Doggin in regular clothes. Nora and Billy's teacher was coming over soon so Phoebe and I dressed Doggin in Barb's clothes.

"Okay, Doggin, remember what I taught you?" Max asked Doggin.

"I remember." Doggin nodded. "I'm your mom, Phoebe is a butt, and Lindsey is the best."

I smiled at Max and kissed his cheek. Max fed Doggin and scratched her head.

The doorbell rang and we rushed to get ready. Doggin frantically ran around, excited about the door. Phoebe and I calmed Doggin down and I stroked her head as she became calm.

"Easy, Doggin, easy." I told her in a soothing voice before Max opened the door.

"Wait! The face!" Billy put a picture of Doggin's face over Barb's on the family portrait. Max opened the door and a very sophisticated woman stood there.

"Hi! I'm Max and you have no idea how excited I am for you to meet my mom." Max greeted and I gave him a slight glare.

"Thank you." The teacher smiled. "Mrs. Thunderman it's nice to finally meet you. Thank you for having me." The teacher held out her hand and Doggin went up and sniffed it. Max was filming this interaction and I tried my best not to giggle at them.

"You have a dog too!" Doggin chirped and sniffed her legs. The teacher thought this was weird and just stared at Doggin.

"Mom! Mom! MOM!"

Doggin stopped and looked at Phoebe.

"Max, stop." I whispered and lowered his phone with a giggle. Max stopped filming and wrapped his arms around my waist as I wrapped mine around his neck.

"Why don't we all just SIT down?" Phoebe suggested and Phoebe and the teacher sat down on the couch, but Doggin found a spot on the floor.

"Uh..." Nora trailed off, noticing Doggin. "We love sitting on the ground." Nora, Billy, and Phoebe joined Doggin in the ground.

"Those whacky Thunderman's." I mentioned causing Max to snicker.

"I'm Barb and I want my tablet back." Doggin told the teacher.

"Honestly, I felt bad taking it but Nora and Billy were warned to put it away and I really had no choice." The teacher explained and Doggin nodded with her eyes were bulging out of her head.

"Phoebe is a butt!" Doggin blurted out.

The teacher turned to Phoebe who nodded. "Yep, mom, Phoebe is a butt cause I totally forgot the appetizers. I'll be right back."

"It's okay, I can't stay long anyway." The teacher denied and handed Doggin her tablet back. "Here is your tablet, Mrs. Thunderman."

I chuckled when Doggin grabbed the tablet with her teeth and Max once again filmed the interaction. Nora took the tablet from her and led her teacher toward the door.

"Sorry! You have to go!"

"Or stay mom's got a lot of tricks!" Max suggested and I slapped his arm playfully, causing him to smile at me.

Nora opens the door and her teacher walked out.

"Bye!" Nora shut the door and we sighed with relief.

"I can't believe Fun Phoebe pulled it off." Max told his twin who smiled.

"Alert! Alert! Incoming transmission from Cousin Blobbin!

We looked at the Thunder Monitor and Max clapped.

"Yay! The show isn't over!"

"Quick! Hide Doggin!" Phoebe told Nora who took some meat from the tray and led Doggin away.

"Doggin! Look! Yummy meat!"

"Meat! I love meat!" Doggin followed Nora.

Blobbin appeared on the screen. "Hey guys! How's my doggy, woggins?"

"She's a real lady." Max grinned.

"Oh, I see you're having a little snack." Blobbin noticed as Nora returned. "Remember, meat makes Doggin very destructive."

Uh oh.

"What? Meat does? Why is that not on here?!" Phoebe panicked and looked at the instructions.

"Oh, it is. Turn it over." Blobbin advised and Phoebe flipped over the sheet to see a drumstick with a cross over it.

"You see this chewed up brick?" Blobbin asked us, showing us a chewed up brick. "It's all that's left of Blobbin's Steak and Karaoke Bar. It's also a reminder. Never. Ever. Give her meat." We stared at Blobbin with wide eyes. "Anyway, glad things are going well. Bye!"

The screen lowered and we looked at Doggin who was devouring all the meat in the refrigerator.

"Okay, nobody panic." Phoebe assured us, standing up along with Billy and Nora. "We just have to get that chicken from her. Billy super speed over there and grab the chicken."

Billy did just that and came back with shredded clothes and messed up hair.

"Another bad idea, Fun Phoebe." Billy scolds.

"MEAT!"

We saw Doggin rush out of the house and we chased her out the back door.

"MEATTTTTT!"

We watched her run toward the street. Wow, she's a fast dog.

"Wow, she's fast." I mentioned.

"Who's having as much fun as I am? Raise your hand." Max smiled at us, raising his hand and we all glared at him.

——

Phoebe, Billy, Nora, and I searched he whole neighborhood for Doggin and we couldn't find her anywhere. Max was being a butt and just sat at home doing nothing.

"She's not in the neighborhood. We checked everywhere!" Nora complained as we entered the house.

"Max, you have to come help us find Doggin before Blobbin comes back to pick her up." Phoebe told her brother.

"Why should I? This is all your fault, Funbe." Max argued and I went up to my boyfriend.

I gave him smile and sat down next to him. "Max. You better help us or else your amazing hair won't be amazing anymore."

His eyes went wide but he scoffed and shook
his head.

"You wouldn't do that." Max said and I gave him death glare. "Or maybe you would."

"Max, please." I begged him. "This is serious. Doggin's never been a human before who knows what she's up too."

"I think I found something that might help!" Nora chimes in, lifting up the instruction sheet. "It's a barcode for Doggin's gps tracker. See."

Max got up and looked at the sheet before taking it. "Hand it over. I can use my expert computer skills to find her." Max used his telekinesis to lift the Thunder Monitor up and we went up to it. "Thunder Monitor. Find her."

Max smirked at us and I rolled my eyes. What an expert.

The monitor scanned the barcode.

"Hopefully she'll come back or she'll find a place where meat just falls from the sky." Nora scoffed.

"Doggin is entering Splatburger."

We turned to the Monitor and saw Mrs. Wong with an umbrella over her head and meat was falling from the sky.

"Splatburger! Where meat just falls from the sky!"

How ironic. Nora just had to open her adorable little mouth, didn't she?

After a few seconds of staring, we all yelled and raced out the door.

——

We arrived at Splatburger and saw Doggin screaming into a tube demanding more meat.

It's not the weirdest thing I've seen today if I'm being honest.

"Well, this wasn't in the commercial." Phoebe mentioned as we stared at Doggin.

Mrs. Wong picked up a burger and waved it around to get Doggin's attention. "Hey, do you like bacon burgers?"

"That's two meats! Ha!" Doggin yelled and leaped off the table and over to Wong who opened the door to the office and tossed the burger inside. Doggin ran in and Wong shut the door, trapping her inside.

Mrs. Wong nervously laughed. "Not to worry, costumers, she's the cops probably now. Please go back to stuffing your faces." Wong began to call the police. "Hello police."

"Oh no, cousin Blobbin's gonna come back and find out that we got his dog arrested." Nora cried with worry.

"Don't worry Fun Phoebe's got this." Phoebe assured her. "Don't ya know."

"Stop it." Nora interjected. "We don't need Fun Phoebe right now. We need Mom Junior."

"I thought you guys didn't like Mom Junior?" Phoebe questioned.

"We never said we didn't like her." Nora mentions.

"For the record, I did." Max chimes in, raising his hand. I whacked his arm and he lowered it.

"But at least Mom Junior looks out for us." Billy reasoned.

Phoebe smiled. "Aw. Okay, that settles it. Mom Junior's back and she's got a bonzer of a plan, mate." Phoebe realized how dumb she sounded with an accent. "I'm done with accents. Come on."

We huddled together and formed a plan.

——

We had our plan settled and ready for action. Once the cops arrived, we were good to go. Billy and Nora were outside and were waiting for Max and I to let them in. Phoebe was gonna distract the cops so Max, Billy, Nora, and I can get Doggin out of the restaurant.

"Okay, Mom Junior is gonna try to keep them busy as long as she can. The rest is up to you two." Phoebe informed us.

"Got it." I nodded.

"Okay, entering stealth mode." Max declared and we turned but he bumped into an employee causing said boy to drop the bucket of plates.

Very stealthy.

Max cringed at his movement and I sighed.

"Starting now."

Max and I sneakily moved around the booths and tables without being spotted. We found an empty booth and hid there.

"Finally." Wong called noticing the cops.

"What's the problem, ma'm?" A cop asked.

"The problem is Loco Lucy!" Wong snapped. "I have her trapped in my office. Come on!"

"Mrs. Wong!" Phoebe interjected. "I brought you something."

"Oh! I love cookies." Mrs. Wong beamed. "But why? I hate you, Lindsey, and your family so much!"

"The truth is...I feel bad about what my dog did to your restaurant." Phoebe admitted.

"Your dog?" Wong questioned. "That's a crazy lady in there!"

"Ah no. It's a dog." Phoebe corrected. "Anyway, officers, You should throw the book at me. All the books, heavy ones first."

"We don't actually throw books, you know that right?" One cop informed her.

"I keep suggesting it but nobody ever takes me seriously." The other cop protested.

"Are we really doing this now?" The first cop asked him.

"Likes like we're doing this just in time." Phoebe interrupted and started a conversation with them about books.

I grabbed Max's hand and turned us invisible. I pulled him toward the office door and quickly ran inside. Once I shut the door, I turned us visible again and looked around the room. It was a disaster, Doggin created a mess.

Doggin spit out the fuzz she had from the pillow she was chewing when she saw us.

"Look at this mess." I gaped at the mess.

"It wasn't me." Doggin pouted, sitting back on her feet.

"This is hilarious!" Max laughed and I glared at him.

"It was me! I did the entire thing myself!" Doggin cheered.

"Good girl!" Max praised. "When we get home, I'm gonna need you to do this to Phoebe's room."

"Phoebe is a butt." Doggin smiled.

"Yeah!"

I giggled softly before Max and I went over to window and opened it to see Billy and Nora on the other side.

"Come on." I told them.

"Give me a boost Nora." Billy told her brother.

"You got it." Nora said, dropping the Animalizer.

"Let's go." Max hurried as Nora pushed Billy over the window seal and he landed on the ground.

"Woah!"

"Come on, get up, we don't have much time." Max rushed his siblings as I helped Billy up. "Give me the Animalizer."

Nora handed the device to Max but Doggin came over and stole It thinking it was a toy.

"Chase me!" She laughed and chanted it.

"Get it!" I told the boys and Max and Billy chased Doggin around the office but that soon changed when she turned around and began to chase them. The boys yelled as she chased them and Doggin was having a blast.

"Best day ever!" She yelled with excitement.

This went on for a good minute before I had enough and froze Doggin with my ice manipulation.

"Max, you unfreeze her when I say, okay?" I told my boyfriend who nodded.

I went up to Doggin and used my fire manipulation to unfreeze the Animalizer from her hands. I took the device and backed away, motioning Max to unfreeze her. Max did so with his heat breath and I immediately shot her with the Animalizer, transforming her into a dog again.

I lowered the device and huffed. "Should've done that in the first place."

I heard the door handle move and we freaked. Max, Billy, and I swiftly hopped out the window and closed it right as the door opened.

I heard yelling and assumed it was Wong because of her voice.

"My dog!" Phoebe cried.

"Where did that dog come from?!" Wong asked in shock. "Where's Wacky Wendy?"

"I thought it was Loco Lucy." I mumbled to Max who chuckled in response.

"The room's clear Martin." One cop informed the other.

"There was a woman, a real woman." Wong protested.

"I'm sorry, m'am, but we any arrest dogs." The other cop named Martin reasoned and I heard him speak to the dog with a baby voice.

"Martin, grow up." The other cop berated Martin.

"Alright, Doggin, lets leave Mrs. Wong to her imaginary friends." Phoebe suggested.

"I am not making her up. She's real! My chicken might be made in a lab in my basement but she's real!" Wong argued with anger and we heard her walk out of the room.

Max and Billy opened the window doors and Max and I hi-fived. Suddenly, Max bumped into the same employee from earlier and said employee dropped the plates on the ground.

"Why are you everywhere?!" I scolded.

"Why are you even out here?!" Max berated him before we walked passed him.

What an odd day.

——

We went back to the Thunderman's house and we walked to find Blobbin, Hank and Barb. Hank and Barb were wearing colorful costumes  and I didn't bother questioning it.

"Oh thank goodness!" Blobbin cries out when he sees us and pets his beloved animal. "Doggy Woggins!"

"Thanks for letting us play with her Cousin Blobbin." Nora smiled.

"No, thank you, you can't tell but this is her happy face." Blobbin laughed and looked her Doggin. "Oh nope, that's her potty face. Gotta go." Blobbin got out his phone and used it to teleport away while laughing for some reason.

"Oh! What have you been eating?!"

"We're actually getting away with this." Phoebe whispered to us.

"Whose face is that on our portrait?" Barb asked, noticing the picture of human Doggin over hers.

"Fun Phoebe did it!" Max blurted out before kissing my cheek and running down the hall. Billy and Nora sprinted upstairs and I left the house without another word.

——

Original Prankster and Chutes and Splatters will be skipped. I explained Original Prankster before and for Chutes and Splatters I just couldn't find a good place for Lindsey in that episode, but I hope the next chapter makes up for both of them.

Let's just say some danger is involved. I'll let you figure out what the next chapter will be.

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