Within the depths of the beautiful Orchid Bay City lies the lively Lee residence. In one of the halls, the eldest child waits outside the bathroom to take a shower. Impatiently, to be specific.

Dennis: can you hurry up, dad? I need to head out with my friends at the mall in ten minutes!

The sound of a running shower is barely heard through the door before shutting off.

Michael: [muffled] In a minute, Dennis! I just stepped out of the shower. Which reminds me.

The door opens up as Michael steps out wrapped in a towel.

Michael: Where is your brother? It's been four days since he last took a bath, and he can't run forever.

Dennis: Don't know or care.

He walks past the father figure and enters the bathroom, closing the door behind him. Michael just let's out as sigh. The sound of rushing footsteps can be heard somewhere else in the house.

Barbara: Ray Ray, you get back here this instant!

RayRay: You'll never take me alive!

The sound of something breaking echoes out followed by childish laughter.

Michael:..... On a side note; where is June?

Over at the park, all is well and quiet. With the exception of the rustling leaves, chirping birds, and a roaring magical dirt monster getting its earthy butt handed to it by an 11 year old Chinese girl.

Juniper Lee, current Te Xuan Ze of the human world, charges the dirt being as it goes for another swing with its arm. As the arm draws close, June takes a leap over and jumps from the appendage. Flying towards the head, she brings her foot up and rams it to the beast's temple. Its head explodes like a firework filled with dirt as June flies pass and lands just a ways away.

Juniper: Hah! Take that ya mobile worm home!

A green glow emanates from the neck as more dirt begins to from where the head used to be.

Juniper: Oh come on...

She quickly sees the green glow and soon spots a noticeable gem poking out just before it's buried. Sporting a slight smirk, June charges the dirt monster again. The monster spins around and prepares to throw another punch at its adversary.

June kicks off from the dirt and flies towards the earthy golem's chest. It misses another swing as the girl embeds herself in its chest and quickly disappears. The monster swings about as it tries to find the girl. Seconds later, it goes stiff as a statue as a hand holding a gem bursts out from the head. Not long after, June crushes the gem in her grasp as the golem just crumbles into a pile.

With the fight finally over, the mound of dirt starts shifting about as Juniper rises up, covered head to toe in sweat and filth.

Juniper: "exhale" I desperately need a show now.

Dusting the gem shards from her hands, she takes her leave from the park and heads back home.

A few minutes of walking later, June makes it back to her house, primed and ready to get clean. Entering the front door, she is quickly spotted by her fully dry and clothed father.

Michael: Oh, June, there you are..... What happened to you?

Juniper: Oh-uhm, I was out jogging and accidentally tripped in a ditch.

Michael: Ah. Well, go wash yourself up. Dennis said the shower suddenly cut out half way, but it should be fine now.

Juniper: Got it, dad.

Heading up the stares, she makes her way into the bathroom. The preteen walks over to the bathtub and turns a few knobs. The sounds of pipes rattling echoes the walls for a split second before water spurts out of the shower head again. Shrugging her shoulders, Juniper prepares herself to bathe and steps inside.

Steam begins to build up as visibility goes down while she continues to shower. A minute later, a bright light soon engulfs the misty room before quickly dying out. Moments go by as the steam starts to thin out, slowly revealing a figure within.

Suddenly, strange music starts to play from out of nowhere.

Not long after, Juniper steps out of the steam. But in... different clothing than before. Adorning her form is a yellow vest, an absurd amount of necklaces, and a pair of shorts with the word RAZOR printed on the front. Her hair is the same, but somehow greased back. The fully transformed bares a toothy grin soon after.

RazorJune: Oh yeah, this is happening!

Her purple gemmed bracelet starts flashing yellow, alerting June of a monster attack somewhere. Getting the gist of it, she quickly takes her leave from the bathroom and rushes pass her mother. A struggling eight year old in her arms.

RazorJune: Heading out, don't wait up!

The mother snaps her head to her running daughter. More concerned of what she's wearing than the fact she's running in the hall.

Barbara: Juniper Kim Lee, what in the world are you wea--Wha, Ray Ray!?

The youngest child breaks free from his mom's grasp and soon runs off as well.

RayRay: Freeedooom!!! Hahahaaa!

Barbara: Ray Ray, get back here this instant!

While those two are busy doing whatever, June rushes out the front door and down the street. Sitting from a windowsill is the family dog and assistant to the Te Xuan Ze, Monroe, watching the young June run off.

Monroe: What in blazes is she wearing?

Back to June, she makes her way to a forested area just outside Orchid Bay and spots a freakish looking monster in the distance eating trees. She takes a running start at the unsuspecting creature and jumps for a drop kick to its back. This causes it to launch forward into a tree head first and smash it in half. The tree, not its head.

The monster gets back up and snaps its head towards Razor June, only to get a faceful of eleven year old knee. This knocks it back down again as she stands above it. Wasting no time, she turns its head to the side right before bringing a foot down on its head. This causes it to writhe in pain as it clenches its face. The newly transformed girl soon picks the monster up on its feet, grabs its arm, and throws the poor bastard into a tree.

Disoriented, the monster shakes its aching head and looks over to an approaching June. It lets out a high pitched scream before making a mad dash further into the forest.

RazorJune: Yeah ya betta run, fugly!

A job well done, June makes her way back to the city, taking a moment to admire her new threads with a smile on her face.

RazorJune: Hohohooo baby, this is gonna get weird.

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A/n: This whole shebang brought to you by ConorIsacoff.