Once Upon A Time, In A Swamp...

There Lived A Grumpy Green Troll Named Brek, Who Lived In His Bunker From Villagers.

Some Villages Walk Up To The Bunker.

"Should We Really Do This?"
One Asked.

"Yes! This Beast Needs To Flee"
Another One Said.

Brek Approached Behind Them.
"ROOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The Villagers Scream.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

"This Is The Part, Where You Run Away"
Brek Whispered.

The Villagers Run Away In Fear.

"AND STAY OUT!"
Brek Yelled.

But Then One Day, Brek Met A Fast Talking Giraffe Looking Thing.

Conkey Followed Brek.
"But Uh....I Don't Have Any Friends.....OOH I HAVE AN IDEA! I'LL STAY WITH YOU! :D"

Brek Turned To Conkey.
"ROARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!"

Conkey Stood There.
"Wow That Was Really Scary!"

Brek Groans And Kept Walking Away.

"And If You Don't Mind Me Sayin, You Definitely Need Some Tic Tacs Or Somethin Cause Yo Breath STANK!"
Conkey Said.

"Whyyyyy- Are You Following Me?!"
Brek Glared.

Conkey Sung Randomly.
🎵 Cause I'm all alone theres no one here beside me my problems have all gone theres no one here to deride me......... But you gotta have frienddddssss :D🎵

Brek Got Annoyed.
"STOP SINGING!!!!!"

Conkey Though Never Stopped Giving Up To Be Brek's Friend Or Be Lonely

"Can I Stay With You? :D"
Conkey Asked.

"Wait, What?"
Brek Turned.

"Can I Stay With You, Please 😁"
Conkey Asked Again.

"Of Courseeee 😄"
Brek Smiled Wide.

Conkey's Ears Perked.
"Really? 😅"

"No 😑"
Brek Refused.

Soon, Brek Learns That His Home Gets Invaded By Classic Fairytale Creatures, Ordered By Lord Creek.

So Of Course, Brek Needed Some Help To Confront Lord Creek.

"Who Knows Where This.....Creek Guy  Is?'
Brek Asked Everyone.

Conkey Hopped Up.
"OOH I KNOW! I KNOW WHERE HE IS! PICK ME! PICK ME! OH I KNOW! CMON ME ME!"

Brek And Conkey Made It To The City Of Trollock

But Lord Creek Needed A Request From Brek Before Giving Him The Deed Back To His Bunker.

Lord Creek Smirked.
"Okay I Tell Ya What, You Go On This Little Quest For Me And I'll Give You The Deed Back To Your Bunker"

Brek Glared.
"What Kind Of Quest? -.-"

The Quest Being To Rescue A Princess From A Tower Guarded By A Fire Breathing Dragon.

Brek Looks Over The Bed At Princess Piona Sleeping Peacefully With Flowers.

Brek Roughly Shakes Piona.

"Ow Ow Ow Ow"
Piona Said.

"Wake Up!"
Brek Said.

"What?!"
Piona Woke Up.

"Are You Princess Piona?"
Brek Asked.

"Why Yes I Am 😊"
Piona Grinned.

Brek Grins Too.
"That's Nice 😊...........NOW LETS GO!"

Brek Saved Princess Piona From The Dragon.

But Piona Wanted To See Her Knight In Shining Armor.

Brek Took Off His Knight Helmet.

Piona Was Shooketh.
"You're.......A Orge Troll..."

Brek Blinks.
"Ohhhhh, Were You Expecting Chris Hemsworth?"

At First, As All Couples, Both Didn't Get Along Too Well.

"I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE FOR LORD CREEK TO COME GET ME!"
Piona Sat Down.

"OH NO YOU DON'T! YOU KNOW WHY? I'M-A-DELIVERY-BOY"
Brek Said.

Piona Gasps.
"You Wouldn't Dare -.-"

Brek Picks Up Piona And Carries Her.

"Oi..."
Conkey Sighed.

But After A While Seeing How Alike They Are....They Kinda Connected

Brek Fed Piona His Famous Ration Rat n Frog Soup.

Piona Enjoys It.

Both Smile At Each Other, Feeling The Same Feeling Inside.

"Oh hO hO hO, I'm Seein All The Signssss~"
Conkey Winks.

Unfortunately After A Misunderstanding, Both Depart.

Piona Leaving For Lord Creek.

And Brek Left Conkey, Going Back To His Own Ways.

Conkey Frowns.

"But I Thought We Were...."

"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU THOUGHT WRONG!"
Brek Yelled And Walked Away.

Conkey's Ears Droop Down.
"Brek.....😔"

*cue Hallelujah song*

As You Can Guess, Both Made Up. AWWWWW!!!!

But One Thing Left To Do, Was Stop Lord Creek From Marrying Piona.

"I GOTTA GET IN THERE!"
Brek Went To The Wedding Doors.

Conkey Stopped Him.
"WAIT WAIT HOLD UP-  LISTEN TO ME! YOU LOVE THIS WOMAN DONT YA?"

Brek Blinks.
"Yes..."

"YOU WANNA HOLD HER?!"
Conkey Asked.

"YES!"
Brek Replied.

"PLEASE HER?!?!!!?!?!??!"
Conkey Asked.

"YES!!!!!!"
Brek Yelled.

🎵 THEN YA GOT TO GOT TO TRY A LITTLE TENDERNESSSSSS!🎵
CHICKS LOVE THAT ROMANTIC CRAP!"
Conkey Winks.

"ALRIGHT CUT IT OUT!"
Brek Yelled.

Brek Busts Into The Wedding Room And Confessed To His Unusal Love.

"Cause...."
Brek Sighed.

Lord Creek Laughs.
"HAHAHA! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! THE ORGE TROLL IS IN LOVE WITH THE PRINCESS!!!!"

A Poster Held Up Saying To 'Laugh'.

"BAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!"
The Audience Laughs.

A Sudden Plot Twist Emerges That Princess Piona Was ACTUALLY A ORGE TROLL TOO!

MIND FLIPPIN BLOWNNNN!!!! WHOOSHHH BOOM! PIZOW! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

okay back to the story-

Brek Gasps.
"Well Um...Thats Unexpected And Makes Sense Heh"

Piona Smiles At Brek.

"UGH! IT'S DISGUSTING!"
Lord Creek Gags.

And Lord Creek Took Action Upon Himself.

Lord Creek Puts On His Crown.
"AND THIS MAKES ME KING! SEE?! SEE?! I WILL HAVE INFINITE ORDERRRR!!! 🤴"

Hehe, Good Thing Conkey And The Dragon Barged In And Ate Up Lord Creek.

Oh, And Did I Mention That Conkey Fell In Love With The Dragon?

Not Scientifically Possible But Ya Know As They Say.....Love Is Love.

"I'M A GIRAFFE LOOKING THING ON THE EDGE!"
Conkey Shouts.

The Dragon Roars. 🐲

Both Finally Made It To Each Other.

"Piona.....I Love You"
Brek Smiles.

Piona Smiles With A Blush.
"I Love You Too Brek"

Both Kiss. 💏

I'll Let You Take A WILDDDD Guess What Happens Next-

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-intercourse

NAH NAH! MARRIAGE YA'LL!!!!

Brek And Piona Have Their Wedding And Drive Off Away In The Carriage.

As Conkey Sings...

🎵 Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer, hey
Not a trace, uh, yeah
Of doubt in my mind🎵

🎵 I believe, I believe, I believe
I believe, I believe, I believe
I believe, I believe, I believe, hey!🎵