Funk Wash
Intro
Aggie: You can do it solo
Queen Poppy and King Branch: But then you'd be all by yourself
King Trollex: So it'd be more fun to share this one with someone else!
King Quincy and Queen Essence: Together we will soar across the sky and beyond!
Delta Dawn: So turn up your voice!
Queen Barb: Stand up and sing along!
All Normal Trolls and Magic Musical Trolls: All different voices, our melody's ringin'
We're living in harmony! Yeah, we're livin' in harmony!
Our song is much stronger with every Troll singin'
We're livin' in harmony!
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The Normal Funk Trolls and Aggie were ascended from the escalator, up from the Funk Bar, and laughed while walking out of Music area.
"I knew that going to the Funk Bar with you guys after the raving is a good idea. I hope not nay of you don't drink much," Aggie chuckled.
"Don't work, Aggie. We got everything under control," Quincy said.
"Except for Cooper," Essence reminded as the parents looked back to see one of their sons got dizzy.
"Hahaha! I can see bubbles coming out my mouth!" Cooper hiccupped with small pink bubbles coming out of him, and Prince D and Blues carried him with both of his front paws.
"We'll just give him some water, and he'll be okay," Prince D said.
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After Aggie bought a bottle of water from the Techno Water Amusement Park, and Cooper drank the whole thing, he started to feel a little better.
"I told you we should keep a close eye on him," Essence scolded her husband quietly.
"He's our son, we know how he is," Quincy told her.
"Do we?" the Funk Queen clarified as she and Quincy realized they don't know their son very much since they lost him, and was raised by Pop Trolls. They weren't there for him for 20 years, and didn't know much about him.
Seeing her parent-figures how upset they are for not being Cooper's "parents" for 20 years, Aggie smiled as she told them, "Don't feel bad. The Pop Trolls took care of Cooper very well, and he became the Trolls he is now. You should be lucky that you finally found him."
"Actually, he found us," Quincy said as he and Essence smiled at each other for being proud of their son finding them.
The moment then interrupted when they heard a family loud depressing voice from the other side of the street where the Trolls were walking.
"What do you mean you can't do it today?!" President Trollazon asked the car wash attendant.
"I'm sorry, Ms. President, but most of our employees were call in sick today. I have to close this car wash early," The Magic Rock Troll, a car was attendant, came out of the building, and about to close.
"But I came to this Car Wash every week, and I already paid for this week's car wash," the president cried.
"Sorry, ma'am, there's nothing I can do," the car was attendant then slid down to close the doors of the car wash
"Oh," Trollazon hung her head, and sat down hopelessly on the side walk.
"Hi, Ms. President!" Cooper greeted with his fellow Funk Trolls and Aggie approached her, "What are you doing here?"
"Oh, forgive me, your majesties. I came to this car wash every week to get my limo ship wash," Trollazon replied as she took out a remote from her hair, and pushed a button, making a large black and shiny spaceship floated out of hiding between the car wash and another building.
"Wow!" The Funk Trolls and Aggie gasped in amazed.
"It's looks like our spaceships... but black and shiny." McJagger pointed.
Trollazon then continued, "But the car wash is close today, and I can't skip a day without my limo clean."
"You know, we've experienced of cleaning spaceships before, why don't we clean your limo ship for you?" Rhythm said.
Trollazon looked up, "Really? You could that?"
"Of course! It's an honor to do something for you in return after you welcomed up into your home," Essence smiled warmly.
"Hmm, but the presidents before me have never trusted anyone else with our sweet ride before. It's been in our hands for hundreds of years. It's their baby, and now it's my baby... besides my son, of course."
"Oh, you can trust us, Ms. President," Blues winked, "We cleaned spaceships before. What's worse than cleaning a limo spaceship?!"
The other Funk Trolls and Aggie nodded in agreement
"Well, consider me convinced," Trollazon took out the keys of the limo from her pocket, "She's all yours."
"Wow..." Prince D grabbed the keys, and about to pull it from Trollazon, but she never let go of it.
"Oh, well, would you look at that? It appears my subconscious is struggling to let go of the limo ship I hold so dear," Trollazon chuckled as she looked herself in the mirror of her keys, "Come on, subconscious. Be cool, honeycakes," Her reflection on the keys winked at her as Trollazon let go, "Haha! I have control issues, honeycakes."
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Later, Aggie and the Funk Trolls moved the ship behind the car wash building, where all the materials they need were here.
"All right, Funk Trolls. We've never cleaned a vehicle like this before... Even though it looks like any of our spaceships, but this isn't just any spaceship. It's the vehicle of every president that has ever rode in their lives until their retirement. President Trollazon is trusting us. This is our payment for her hospitality. So, let's do it!" Quincy said everyone grabbed their cleaning equipment.
McJagger was spraying water on the ship with a host, but an invisible shield blocked his way. At the top of the ship, Rhythm and Blues were scrubbing the surface, until a big laser gun came out, and started shooting them, which they dodged to avoid getting hit. Aggie was going to clean the blue smudge off the surface, but it has a mind of its own, and started to avoid Aggie's water spray. It now started to roll away as Aggie chased it around the ship. Inside the ship, Cooper was sweeping off crumbs from the floor, until an army of ants climbed and covered him. He was scared at first, until the ants' crawl made him feel tickling as he laughed and fell down on the floor.
When the Funk Trolls and Aggie managed to clean the limo ship, they dropped their sponges and cleaning towels, and looked at the ship that was sparkling clean
"We did it!" Lownote exclaimed as Aggie and cooper jumped in the air, and Rhythm and Blues hi-fived at each other.
But, Prince D had other thoughts as he felt something, "No wait... we missed a smudge. I can feel it," he stayed focus and raised a front paw to locate where the smidge is as he walked forward, and pointed, "There!" Aggie and the other Funk Trolls noticed a brown spot left on the ship, "Now, with a swipe of my finger, we are officially...," When Prince D swiped his finger on the smidge, he accidentally scratched off a small paint from the surface, "Ah!"
"DOOMED!" Aggie yelled.
Prince D moved backwards, "Oh no! We chipped the paint! What are we going to do?!"
"Maybe we can buff it out," Lownote suggested as he used his hair to polish the small scratch, and let the paint spread on the scratch, but instead, the small scratch became bigger and circular, making Aggie and the other Funk Trolls screamed, "I'm going to be straight with you, babies, I may have made it way worse."
"Look, we have to tell President Trollazon the truth," Quincy recommended.
"We can't give the limo ship back like this, Dad! You heard what the president said, the ship's every president's baby!" Prince D reminded
"And this is not how we're going to repay her kindness," Essence added.
"Uh, think, think...we can take the ship back to the condo! Branch have fixed way worse stuff than this in his garage back in Pop Village." Aggie said.
"Too r-to-the-isky! We'd have to move the ship through the cities without any Magic Musical Troll seeing us," Rhythm warned.
"Maybe we can repaint it," Blues snapped her fingers before taking a picture on the scratch.
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The Trolls went to Junet's house, where her room has a collection of paint. She looked at the picture of the scratch while looking for the exact color on the picture.
She turned, and said, "Sorry guys looks like I'm all out of the color 'limo'," Aggie and the other Funk Trolls sighed. But Junet then opened a can of black paint, "But this one is pretty close," Then, she thought of Hm. Feels like it still needs gray, a very specific gray."
Junet then mixed the cement powder with water, and pouring it on the black paint, but still didn't watch the color of the limo
"Needs more..." the Funk Trolls and Aggie said in unison.
They a couple of other objects on the paint, like gold, metal, black ink, white out, and a mirror.
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When the get the color of the paint right, the Trolls noticed how it boils and produced bubbles.
"Well, the color looks right, but man! Is paint supposed to do that?" McJagger asked.
"I don't know. What choice do we have?" Cooper used his hair as a paint brush as he gagged a little before approaching the scratch spot of the ship. He looked at his parents, brother and friends in panic, who were afraid something bad might happened, but they don't have a choice. Cooper painted the scratched paint with leaving any trails.
When Cooper backed away, nothing seemed to happen with the ship as the Funk Trolls and Aggie cheered successfully, "YEAH!"
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Later, when Trollazon returned, she saw how clean the limo ship in front of her eyes.
"Well, well, well...isn't this a sight for cool eyes? It looks newer than new, honeycakes!" She turned to the Funk Trolls and Aggie, "You had made your words, Funk Trolls. I don't ever know how I can ever thank you," the president smiled appreciatively.
"Honestly, Trollazon, just seeing you satisfied with our work is all the thanks we...." Before Lownote could finish, he, the other Funk Trolls, and Aggie noticed something bubbly at the spot the scratch was painted, "All the thanks we...", It caused to melt the surface, leaving a giant hole the limo.
"AAHHHH!" The Funk Trolls and Aggie screamed
Trollazon chuckled without looking back at the limo, "All the thanks we 'aahhh'?! Well, I'm not familiar with that particular expression, but regardless, I would like to go round up all of my friends so they can take a good look at the work you've done."
The Funk Trolls and Aggie glanced at each other before chuckling nervously.
"See you shortly honeycakes!" Trollazon waved before walking oof. But she came back with a warning glare, "Very shortly," Then, smiled, "See ya!" She finally walked off.
The Trollex just say their nervous goodbye as they watched the president walked away until they were out of their sight.
Prince D cried in panic, "THERE IS A GIANT HOLE IN THE LIMO! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!"
"Maybe we can buff it out?" Blues suggested, making the other Funk Trolls and Aggie groaned in frustration.
"All right, guys, we only have one choice: get the ship to the condo, make the repairs, and get back before the president returns," Aggie said.
"But how do we do that without anyone noticing?" Rhythm asked as they began to think of something.
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Quincy, Essence, Prince D, Cooper, Lownote and Aggie snuck and hide from one building to another while Rhythm, Blues, and McJagger were operating the ship while following their friends. They even hid when they were approaching MMTs. When the ghost is clear, the Trolls began to sneak their way to the direction of where their condo is.
"We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it!" Aggie whispered.
"Hey, guys!" A familiar female voice called them
"AHH!" the 5 Funk Trolls and Aggie exclaimed as they turned to see Rodrigo's daughter herself, "Flame?!"
Without her glasses, Flame couldn't see that well as she asked just to clear of what she saw in front of her, "Say... are you trying to sneak the Limo ship to your condo to repair that gaping hole in its side?"
"Uh..." Before The Funk Trolls and Aggie would say, the looked at the limo, where McJagger, Rhythm and Blues were prepared to push the self-destruct button if their plan will get backfire. The remaining Trolls outside then answered the soon-to-be-ambassador, "No."
Flame narrowed her eyes if she can see clearly, but she knew Aggie and her Normal Funk Troll friends. They would never keep a bad secret as she said, "Okay! I didn't see clearly since I left my glasses back in Magicañang Palace. You guys have a good day!" She then waked off happily.
The Funk Trolls and Aggie sighed in relief. The three other Funk Trolls sighed in relief as well.
"Guys, look!" Aggie pointed the building ahead, "Our condo!"
The other Funk Trolls gasped delightfully as they ran ahead with the limo ship following the,
"We made it! We made it!" the 5 Funk Trolls and the Magic Musical Trolls cheered.
But then, as they ran they noticed the president, along with er fellow leaders, and a couple of friends came by in front of the condo.
"Right this way, honeycakes!" She called.
"Aah!" the Funk Trolls and Aggie exclaimed as they stopped on their tracks.
"You're gonna love what Ms. Aggie and the Normal Funk Trolls had done!" Trollazon giggled.
"Ah! Reverse! Reverse!" In panic, McJagger pulled one the levers, making the limo ship hovered backwards, bumping to another building behind it.
The sound of the crash was heard as it caught Trollazon and her friends' attention.
Realizing McJagger made things worse, Rhythm shouted at him, "What are you think you're doing?!"
"That's the wrong lever!" Blues yelled also.
"Just let me do it!" Rhythm started to push some buttons
"Oh, stop it!" McJagger tried to push the Funk sisters away.
The three Funk Trolls started to argue while pushing more buttons and pulled more levers. This brought the limo ship to hover sideways, bumping every building in its sides. Then, it suddenly bounced down the road where it rolled sideways on a wavy road. McJagger, Rhythm and Blues bumped to each other and into walls when the limo kept on bouncing and moving as they got separated from the controllers.
Then, the limo bounced out of the bushes, and splashed into a lake.
The Harmonious Land leaders and two other Magic Musical Trolls followed the limo, and gasped at the sight of the vehicle, "Oh!"
McJagger, Rhythm, and Blues came out of the vehicle through the hole, and gasped to see the president and her friends to see the damage limo ship.
"Uh, can somebody help me understand what just transpired?!" Trollazon asked confusingly.
The other five Funk Trolls and Aggie ran at the sight with Trollazon staring at them. They grinned sheepishly.
Seeing the hole was visible, McJagger, Rhythm, and Blues covered the hole with their hair, until one piece of the limo cracked, and fell off the hole.
In defeat, the three Funk Trolls brought their hair back as they hung their heads, and jumped off the vehicle.
"Ms. President... we scratched your limo." McJagger confessed.
The other Funk Trolls and Aggie responded, "Yeah."
Trollazon stared at them before looking at the ship, noticing a hole on it.
"And then, we melted a gigantic hole in the side." Prince D added
"Yeah," the rest nodded.
"And then we sank it into the lake," Aggie cried.
"Yeah," the Funk Trolls said.
"We tried so hard to fix it because you trusted us," Lownote explained.
"And we wanted to repay you for your kindness and hospitality. We didn't want you to be disappointed," Quincy admitted.
Trollazon sighed, sounding disappointed, "Well, Trolls, given the state of my limo, it's easy to see why I would be disappointed," With the Funk Trolls and Aggie hung their heads in shame, the president then smiled, "But then, I'd have to be equally disappointed in myself."
"Huh?" The 9 Trolls looked up in shock.
Trollazon chuckled, "This? This is nothing; you should've seen the last time I tried to clean the limo ship."
*Flashback*
Back when before Trollazon became president, she was a car was attendant, and assigned to clean the limo ship, but ended up crashing in one of the large lava pits in Rock Fields.
"Maybe we can buff it out?!" Trollazon chuckled nervously.
The previous leaders of Harmonious Land glared at her groaned with disappointment.
*End of Flashback*
"Sometimes, stuff happens. That's life, honeycakes," Trollazon said as she took out a remote, and pushed the button to hover the limo ship out of the lake. She pushed another button to seal the hole close.
"WOW!" The Funk Trolls and Aggie exclaimed surprisingly.
"Wow. We were worried there would be consequences for our mistakes," Blues said.
"Oh, there are consequences," Trollazon glared at them ass the 9 Trolls hugged each other for what was coming to them, "As penalty of what you've done, you Trolls must clean that limo all over again. And needs to be spotless
"Wait, is that all?" Aggie repeated, "But we worked all day to..."
"Honeycakes, some of you may be royalties, but I'm still the president of this land. I can punish anyone who made big mistakes. Do you really want me to make the consequences worse?"
"Nope!" Cooper exclaimed.
"No, no, no!" Rhythm added.
"We can definitely do that," Prince D grinned.
When the Trolls managed to get the limo ship back to the car wash, they immediately got back to work cleaning the limo ship again with Trollazon watching again.
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So, this is my new chapter.
The episode is based on TrollsTopia season 2 episode: Funk Wash. Only I change the characters, dialogs, and the setting of the chapter.
Special thanks to for helping me with the dialog.
I hope you like my new chapter! Please vote and comment.
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