Ye Olde Dating Game
Another fanmade chapter. Enjoy reading.
The intro song concept doesn't belong to me. The lyrics changed.
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Intro:
Aggie: You can gaze into the future(future, future)
You might think life would be a breeze
Delta Dawn: (life is tough)
Aggie: Seeing trouble from a distance (Yeah!)
Poppy: (Go Aggie)
Aggie: But then it's not that easy (oh no)
Trollex: (Take you to the future)
Aggie: I try to save the situation
Then I end up misbehaving (ohohohoh)
Cooper, Prince D & Tiny Diamond: (rap) Hey now what ya say now
Bout to put down
Yeah come on and ride with Aggie now
And if the future looks great now
Then everything's gonna change now
Barb: (Let's rock!)
Branch: (Alright here we go!)
Trolls: That's so Aggie
Aggie: it's the future I can see
Trolls: That's so Aggie
Aggie: it's so mysterious to me
Trolls: That's so Aggie
Aggie: it's the future I can see
Trolls: That's so Aggie
Aggie: it's so mysterious to me. Yeah!
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In TrollsTopia, the Trolls were decorating with castles, medieval banners with symbols, flags, knight armor statues, and other medieval decors. The Trolls were so excited as there will be a renaissance dance, and they can have a date or going solo.
Along the way, Poppy and Trollzart were talking about the Renaissance dance that set up tonight.
"Thank you so much for planning this Renaissance dance, Queen Poppy." Trollzart hovered next to Poppy.
"No problem, Trollzart. This dance can make Trolls appreciate Classical theme," Poppy replied.
"In Symphonyville, we dressed like the middle-ages. There will be knights, princes, princesses, kings and queens, and you will love this theme."
"Oh, like a Trolly tale story theme. Don't worry, I already asked one Troll who has more experience with Renaissance era than I do."
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Aggie was setting up a Medieval banner on a branch as she was one of the party planners of this party. She has been attending Classical and Medieval Renaissance parties before, so she volunteered to help out.
Suddenly, someone poked her from behind. When she turned around, it was her boyfriend as he held her Classical hand, and kissed it.
"M'lady," Trollex said in formal.
Aggie blushed as she noticed some trolls were watching them, "Trollex, stop! It's embarrassing."
"Not as embarrassing as my queen is in charge of the party," Trollex couldn't help but caressing his girlfriend's face before leaning to a kiss.
Then, the Classical ambassador interrupted the moment with a sound of clear throat, "Um, I don't mean to correct you, Your Technoness, but Trollzart made me the Head of the Dance Committee this year, so that means I'm the king, and Aggie's not the queen."
"Well, she's my queen in this era," The Techno leader wrapped an arm around his girl.
"Aww, Trollex, you're so sweet," Aggie giggled as Dante rolled his eyes.
Just then, Synth approached them as he was looking for Dante.
"Dante! There you are! Listen, there is no way I can DJ this dance," he said.
"Why not?" Dante asked.
"Because this is a Renaissance theme! There's no Techno music for Renaissance. I could've done K-Pop. How could I even have done Rock?! I wouldn't even do Country Western."
"Synth, the Renaissance theme was marvelous. It was exciting. There was dancing, and jousting, and juggling. And I am the king of this dance. Therefore, I command you to be a DJ!" Dante shouted as Synth, Trollex and Aggie leaned backward in terror. Then, the Classical ambassador requested peacefully, Please."
Suddenly, Barb walked next to them, and slouched her back against a tree.
"Ugh! This Renaissance theme dance is boring," she grunted in boredom.
"That's what I've been trying to say," Synth admitted.
"I'm guessing you two are going to dress as king and queen tonight," Barb asked Trollex and Aggie.
"Actually, Dante is the king here, so we're dressing as prince and princess tonight," Trollex answered, "Besides, this king is kinda bossy."
"Ugh! I am no bossy, now where's my baton?!" Dante commanded with a bossy king accent.
"I'm not the king tonight," the Techno leader murmured.
"That means you're free to dance with your girl," Aggie cooed, referring to herself.
But Barb gagged in disgust, "Ugh! This Renaissance thing is so mushy with Trolly tales and stuff. This dance needs some energy and keeping the night alive!"
"So, you're not going to dance tonight, huh, Queen Barb?" Synth asked.
"Well, I'm going a bit, but I'm not dressing as one of those princess stuffs."
"But you were a princess before you became queen." the Master of All Music reminded.
"Yeah, but I don't wear fancy big dresses.
After Barb replied, the Trolls sniffed on something. They smelled something familiar... and stinky.
"Reef Marina!" Aggie, Trollex, Synth, Dante, and Barb guessed.
Reef Marina walked past the crowd of exciting Trolls as they all moved aside, and covered their noses. Reef then appeared next to the five Trolls as they leaned away a little from the stinky Techno Troll.
"Oh, hi guys," He waved their hand at them
"Hey, Reef," the 5 greeted back while holding their breath.
"So, you guys are going to the Renaissance dance? I love Renaissance. They are like Trolly tale stories. Everything back then just smelled so fresh!" Reef stretched our his arms, letting out more stink from him as the five Trolls tried to cover their noses, "So you guys know anybody who still doesn't have a date for the dance?"
"No," they answered
"'Cause Reef Marina's lookin'," He purred, looking at Barb, and walked off.
Barb was a little confused back there, but rather not to think about it.
"Oh man, poor Reef, he is so desperate to find a date to the dance," Aggie said,
"Desperate is not good," Barb agreed.
Suddenly, Aggie stared away, and had a vision.
Reef was dancing at the Renaissance dance with Barb, who was uncomfortable and dissatisfied.
When the visions ended, she reported her friend, "Uh, Barb, I just had a vision that you and Reef together at the Renaissance dance,"
"Magic Musical Troll is crazy, say what?" Barb inquired in disbelief, "You must be joking."
Just then, Riff, her right-hand Troll, ran towards Barb to tell her a news,
"Hey, Queen Barb, umm... I think someone wants to ask you to the dance."
Barb started to cringe as she expected Aggie's vision was correct, "Please don't tell,"
"Reef Marina." Riff declared.
"Oh no!" The Queen of Rock exclaimed in fear.
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All day, Reef searched all over TrollsTopia for Barb as the Trolls moved away because of his stench. Barb was hiding from him by hiding if food carts, behind cacti, and on treetops.
Barb made it to the area where the dance would be held, and her fellow leaders and ambassadors kept planning.
"Help me! Help me, hide me! He's coming after me! He's coming after me!" Barb cried while shaking Lownote's yellow, feathery boa before hiding behind a bale of hay.
"Uh, Barb, the bale's not hiding the booty," Branch told her her rear end wasn't hiding behind the hay.
Barb got up, and told her fellow leaders, "You guys, I had been running from Reef all day."
"You know, Barb, if he asked you, you could just say no," Lownote suggested.
"I know, but Reef is a Techno Troll who likes Rock like me. I can't hurt a fellow rocker, I'm changing. I don't want to repeat the past," Barb explained. But suddenly, the Trolls sniffed that familiar smell again. Even Barb knew that stench, "He's a hundred feet in closing... I still have time to escape,"
Barb quickly hid behind an empty food table when Reef came in, and she was supposed to escape, but the Trolls who carried medieval banner blocked her path, and she turned behind Reef.
The Queen of Rock kept herself quiet while standing behind Reef. She even stayed behind whenever Reef turned around to search for her.
"Have you guys seen Barb coming here?" Reef asked the other leaders and ambassadors.
"Uh, I-I have not seen Barb anywhere," Poppy stammered, covering her friend's location, and the rest of the Trolls shrugged.
"That's funny, 'cause I feel like I just keep... missing," When Reef turned around, Barb was still hiding behind his back while covering her nose, "Alright, well, see ya!" When Reef raised his arm to wave, Barb smelled that stench as she fainted down on the bale of hay.
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At Rock Hollow, Satin and Chenille were fitting Dante's king suit while fluttering in front of a mirror. Rock Hollow has enough space for the Trolls to stay before the dance, and where Barb can hide from Reef for now. Aggie, Trollex, and Val were also there to talk to Barb about Reef.
"Ladies, I don't know about this suit. It doesn't seem very royal," Dante told the fashion twins.
"Well, unless the king wants his royal pants stuck on his royal butt, he's better be royal quiet, okay?" Satin snapped.
"So, Barb, do you think you would go to the dance with Reef if he didn't smell?" Val asked her queen.
"Honestly, no. I mean, he's a nice Troll, but unless he took a shower, he ain't there for me," Barb confessed while eating a toothpick of shrimp.
"You know, you can't just hide from him forever," Aggie said
"Girl, I don't need forever, okay? I just need enough time to finish this whole dance."
Riff then came in the Rock headquarters, and reported Barb, "Hey, Queen Barb, your stinkin' boyfriend is here,"
"Oh, no, Reef found me," Barb quickly hid behind a couch.
"Here in Rock Hollow, imagine that," Trollex chuckled
Riff, I need you to get rid of him for me," the Queen of Rock requested her right-hand Troll.
"Too bad. Some guys can't just accept it. If a girl doesn't like you, she doesn't like you. But if she likes you, you know it," Riff explained, "Leave him to me, I let him down easy."
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Later, Riff came out of the headquarters with a face mask to cover his nose, and told the stinky Techno/Rock Troll, "Barb told me to tell you she's not hiding from you,"
Reef suddenly frowned as he figured out he had been rejected, "Got it."
"Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be back in surgery," Riff pretended to have a surgery because of the face mask before walking away.
"Tell Queen Barb I get the message," Reef requested before attempting to leave.
But then, Barb came out of hiding, and chased after the stinky Techno/Rock Trolls.
"Hey, Reef."
"That's okay, your Right-Hand Troll made things pretty clear," Reef understood that as he was about to leave
"Hey, Reef, how do you like to go to the dance with me?!" Barb exclaimed
Reef stopped, and turned to barb in an excited mood, "You wanna go with me?"
"Why not? I mean, you don't have a date, I definitely don't have a date, but now we do," the Queen of Rock replied
"Really? Score!" Reef cheered happily, "Okay, well, I'll pick you up at 7... I mean, me and my sister will pick you up."
Barb nodded nervously before Reef floated away.
Aggie, Trollex, Synth, Dante, Satin, Chenille and Val were behind her as they watched what Barb just did.
"Barbara, what did you just do?" Aggie inquired,
"Look, okay, he's a nice guy, and he wants to go with me. Besides, I got myself into this date, I can get myself out of it," Barb smirked sinisterly.
"How are you gonna do that?" Chenille asked.
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Later at night at Rock Hollow, Barb was talking to Riff about her plan.
"The only way I'm gonna get out of this date with Reef Marina is for him to find me disgusting and repulsive," Brb explained with an icy look, making her right-hand Troll leaned backwards, "Look, I don't want to hurt Reef's feelings, so the only way to get through this is to get him to dump me."
"Well, let me just pull out my 'What's Disgusting About Queen Barb' file," Riff said before pulling out a box of files under the couch he was sitting on, "Let's see what we have here."
"You have a file on that?" Barb asked surprisingly.
"Let's start with the A's, shall we?"
"You have it alphabetical?"
"Alphabetical, by date, by location and by body part. How do you want it?"
"Surprise me."
"Okay, body parts," Riff pulled out a file, and read it, "You clip your toenails at the kitchen table."
"I do not!" Branch said in denial.
"You blow your nose and then look in the tissue."
"Okay, that was once, and it was a surprising color."
"You can make a wig out of all of the hair you leave in the shower drain."
"Okay, now that is ridiculous!"
Riff showed her a mass of red hair, "The truth isn't pretty, my friend."
They then heard a doorbell that sounded like an electric guitar.
"Okay, look, that's Reef, I'm gonna go, and get ready. You let him in and start making me look bad!" Barb requested.
"A job I was born to do!" Riff smirked.
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When the Rock Troll came towards the opened door, Reef jumped in wearing a metal suit of armor, and shouted, "I'm here to fetch Queen Barb!"
"She's in her room, deciding which underwear she would wear three day in a row," Reef said, "So, I see you wearing armor. Nice work, man."
"What do you mean?" the Techno/Rock Troll asked.
"Have you ever seen Queen Barb eat? She's like a blender without a lid!" Riff made some blender sounds, and gestured how it looked like.
Just then, Barb, purposely, came out from her room with shaving cream on her mouth, "Hey, sorry I'm late. I didn't finish shaving. Ooh, nice suit," she used Reef's armor as a mirror, and shaved the cream off her face.
"You shaved!" Reef exclaimed.
"Twice a day. Oh, if you don't wanna go out with me, I totally understand," barb said, expecting him to dump her.
"Oh, no, Barb, I care about what's on the inside."
"Oh, you do? Oh, that's great. Well, could you help me?" the Rock Queen lifted her nose, opening her nostrils, "Look in here? Is there a bat in the cave?"
"No, check me," Reef lifted his own nose to open his nostrils.
Barb and Riff realized the plan didn't work as the queen has to go out with the stink Techno Troll anyway.
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At the party, all Trolls dressed up like princes, princesses, knights, wizards, hunchbacks, hags, witch, sorcerers, and other medieval characters in Trolly tale stories, while Dante sat on a throne as the king of the party.
"Dance, peasants, dance!" Dante announced, then spotted two newly-arrived Trolls as he approached Reef and Barb "Welcome to my party, pleasant knight and... ugly hag," he identified Barb's character.
"Hey, Reef, do you mind getting me some punch?" Barb asked her "date".
"Oh, oh, we have no punch, only grog," Dante declared.
"Fine, I don't care, just something to drink," the Rock queen said as Reef walked towards the buffet table to get something to drink.
Val, who dressed as a jester, approached barb, and whispered to her, "Well, at least, there isn't a smell tonight,"
"Dude, it must be that armor. I mean, the stink is sealed in there like a can of tuna," Barb observed.
Synth was on his own DJ booth with his own mixer as he announced, "Alright, alright, alright! This one here goes out for all the pretty ladies in the castle! Tonight, we're gonna party like it's 1599!"
The Trolls cheered, but when the song played medieval classical music, they, except for the Classical Trolls, groaned in boredom
"Synth, nobody is dancing," Dante muttered at Synth when he flew next to the Techno ambassador.
"You try to get a beat going with the music you gave me!" Synth complained.
"Synthesizer! Do not question your king! Now return to your castle of techno and get thee jiggy with it!"
"You've got problems!"
When Synth returned to his DJ booth, Dante sat back on his throne.
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Val was juggling pins as Dante requested to entertain him, but she accidentally dropped them
"Jester, you displeased me. To the stocks," the Classical ambassador commanded his guards.
The guards were Rhythm, Blues, and Minuet as they took Val to the wooden stocks.
"Sorry, Val," Minuet whispered.
Meanwhile, Reef chased Barb to offer her a dance.
"Come on, Barb, let's dance. It made me kinda hard with this armor, but I can take it off," Reef said.
"NO!" The other Trolls pleaded as they realized the armor kept Reef's stink in, and if he take his armor off, the smell would spread.
Suddenly, the music was changed into Techno, and the Trolls started dancing.
While Aggie, who dressed as a night, danced with Trollex, who dressed as prince with a golden-paper crown, she noticed Reef and Barb dancing, only that the Queen of Rock went with the flow.
"Oh, look, that was my vision from earlier," Aggie told Trollex quietly.
"Tell me why you decided to become a knight instead of princess," the Techno king asked.
"Because I don't like wearing a formal dress," the Master of All Music explained.
"But, you're a girl."
"Every girl has her personality."
"Well, I still have to admit, you look pretty with that armor."
Aggie blushed and giggled as Trollex took her at the middle of the dance floor like the others, and started to dance.
Dante noticed that the music of the party was out-of-theme as he flew towards Synth DJ booth, and stopped the music, much to the Trolls' frustration.
"What? They were finally dancing!" Synth insisted.
"Your king is not mused! We need the classics!" Dante said as he took a microphone, "I want something more like this," he vocalized through the mic. The Classical Trolls loved it, but the other Troll booed at him, and threw food at the "king". Dante grabbed one of his fellow Classical Trolls as his Troll shield, "Protect your king! Protect your king! Protect your king! Protect your king!"
It was Synth's chance to return the Techno music to play.
Barb was still dancing with Reef, but when Dante managed to escape from the booing crowd, Barb accidentally bumped into him.
"Well, you managed to bump the royal hiney! To the stocks!" Dante commanded Rhythm, Blues and Minuet to take Barb to the stocks with Val.
"What? Dante, no!" Barb begged, but she was pulled away towards the stocks.
"Just play along, and accept your punishment, your Rockness," Val said while trapped by the stock.
When Rhythm, Blues and Minuet trapped Barb on the stock, Trollex and Aggie came to her.
"So, how are things going with Sir Stink-a-lot?" the King of Techno laughed
"Not good! Reef, he hasn't dumped me, and Trollzart's ambassador just put me in the stocks," Barb growled, then asked the Magic Musical Troll quietly, "Aggie, you're psychic, how come you didn't see this coming?"
"I was asking the same thing to myself," Aggie admitted.
"So, how long do you think you can keep this up?" Trollex asked.
"Just long enough for me to get out of here, but for some reason, Reef keeps hanging around me," the Rock Queen replied.
"I don't know, Barb. Maybe it's because he's your date!" reminded Trollex.
"Look," Barb pointed at Reef, who was getting food from the buffet table, "Reef is distracted, this is my chance. I gotta get out of here," When the Rock Queen tried to get up, she was really stuck on the stock, "Trollex, Aggie, I can't... I can't get outta here."
"This is locked, Barb. It's locked," Aggie said.
"This is no time," The Rock Queen then freed herself, but only having the stock around her hands and neck.
"And now, let the jousting begin!" Dante declared.
The Trolls moved aside and cheered. The participant of the jousting game was Melody as a knight with Buckaroo as her steed, and Laguna as the knight with Holly as her steed.
Barb tried to run out of the party, still having the wooden stock around her neck, but when Melody, Buckaroo, Laguna, and Holly were about to strike at each other, they crossed paths, but caused barb to spin, and fell on the ground. When the participants were still playing, Barb was about to get crushed, but Poppy used her hair to lasso Barb, and pulled her out of the area of the joust.
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Later, Poppy, Branch and Trollex changed their hair in saws, and sawed the wooden stock around Barb to free her.
"Man, does this night get any worse?" The Queen of Rock exhaled.
"You know, Barb. I wanna tell you a story. I had a girlfriend once, and she took me on a date. And I found out it was a pity date, and the whole school laughed at me, even her," Aggie said while keeping the wooden stock still before removing it from Barb.
Barb felt pity for her rainbow friend, "Wow, Aggie, you've gone into tough times back home, huh?"
"Sounds like what you did to Reef," Trollex pointed to Reef, who still standing near the buffet table.
When Barb realized that Aggie's story was similar to what she was doing to Reef, the Queen then realized what she did was wrong. She also took the Techno Troll out on a date because she felt sorry for him.
"Yeah, right," the Rock Queen nodded as she walked towards Reef's suit of armor, "Hey, Reef..., I gotta tell you something, and it's really hard to say, so... I'm just gonna say it. I should've asked you to the dance. I mean, the only reason I did was because I knew you liked me, and I thought if I ask you out, and be nice and... I guess it wasn't very nice, was it? And I'm really, really sorry," but the Techno/Rock Troll didn't answer, "I know this is hard to hear, but..." Still no answer, "Reef, speak to me," when Barb shook the armor to get Reef's attention, the head fell off, much to her horror, "Ah!"
But Reef was behind her, causing her to yelp again. Reef just made a frowny face as showed he was listening while Barb was talking to an empty suit of armor.
"How much of that did you hear?" She asked.
"Well, there was a good part, all of it," Reef said,
"Reef, I really want us to be friends, because we both like Rock, I would've accepted you as my friend, despite you're born Techno, but you appreciate my music," Barb confessed, but Reef didn't react soon, "You hate me, don't you?"
"I could never hate you," Reef admitted, then pointed to the empty suit of armor, "He might hate you, but I never could."
"So, uh, still need a date to the dance?" the Queen of Rock asked.
"Sure." the Techno/Rock troll nodded as Barb took his arm, and continued that friendly date.
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Yes, this is a new chapter. I still based this one in That's So Raven episode.
Reef Marina returned since The Smell of Art. Reef Marina belongs to RVengerOfficial from Wattpad.
Melody and Buckaroo belong to Masterclass60. She also suggested Melody as a knight, Buckaroo as Melody's steed, and Val as a jester. I was also inspired of Laguna as a knight, based on Masterclass60's TrollsTopia where Laguna made her own story in chapter Trolly Tales 4.
Dante called Synth, "Synthesizer", a type of electronic musical instrument used to generate artificial sounds.
Visions:
Aggie saw Barb was dancing with Reef Marina at the Renaissance dance.
I hope you like this chapter. Please review.
Here is a bonus scene.
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Meanwhile, the non-Classical Trolls carried Dante up, and marched them away from his throne, "You don't know who you're dealing with! I am your king!" He then called to Synth, who was behind the crowd who carried him, "Synth, tell them!"
"Off with his head!" Synth shouted as Dante screamed in distress.
Poppy, Barb, Trollzart, Trollex, and Aggie watched the whole scene as they didn't do anything.
"Do you guys want to do something about this?" Poppy asked.
"Eh, I'm not the king tonight," Trollex shrugged.
"I should never put Dante in charge of this party," Trollzart added.
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