( what people think she does )
Iris: anybody want a slice of cake ?

( what she actually does )

Twig: Can I have some ?

Iris: NO THIS IS MY CAKE DON'T LOOK AT THE CAKE DON'T TOUCH THE CAKE ( grabs pieces of a cake in her fist and puts it all over herself ) MY !!! CAKE !!!!

Twig: ( Jesus )

Clover: ( sometimes I believe that she's a psycho )

Twig: ( no s*** Sherlock )