Twig: you were drunk last night.

Branch: no I wasn't. I don't even drink alcohol.

Twig: yeah you do. I see you hide them in the cabinets.

Branch: whatever I wasn't drunk last night.

Twig: oh really ? You ask me if I was a virgin.

Branch: I don't see a problem with that.

Twig: you say that to me again and I will end you.

Branch: what are you going to do about.

( A minute later )

Branch was putting ice over his black eye.

Twig: maybe you'll learn next time.