Bitcoin

( this is a human version )
Branch: what are you doing on my computer.

Twig: I'm buying a Ferrari on bitcoin.

Branch: the hell is Bitcoin ?

Twig: it's a cryptocurrency Branch.

Branch: who told you that.

Twig: you say it out loud over a thousand times.

Branch: whatever start making  dinner. I'm starving.

Twig: ( rolls eyes ) ( gets up from the chair goes to )

( One hour later )
Branch: hey bitgirl. When is that Ferrari going to come.

Twig: I'm going to get it when I'm done cooking dinner.

Branch: I don't believe you.

Twig: you'll believe me when I pull up in our front yard in a Ferrari.

Branch: ( mumbles ) sure.

Twig: ( through tiny Acorn at him )

Branch: OW !

Twig: I heard that.

(Minutes later )

Twig:( goes on her bicycle )

Branch: where are you going.

Twig: to get the Ferrari. ( Starts to drive off )

Branch: YOU'RE NOT GETTING A FERRARI !!!!!

Twig: YES I AM !!!!!

Branch: ( sees her drive out of sight ) this kid is insane.

( An hour later )
Branch gets a text on his phone that says: look outside fool. Branch sees a green Ferrari parked in the front yard.

Branch: Holy sh*t.

Twig: ( rolls down the window ) I TOLD YOU SO !!!! BITCOIN BABY !!!! ( Speeds off ).

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