Bitcoin
( this is a human version )
Branch: what are you doing on my computer.
Twig: I'm buying a Ferrari on bitcoin.
Branch: the hell is Bitcoin ?
Twig: it's a cryptocurrency Branch.
Branch: who told you that.
Twig: you say it out loud over a thousand times.
Branch: whatever start making dinner. I'm starving.
Twig: ( rolls eyes ) ( gets up from the chair goes to )
( One hour later )
Branch: hey bitgirl. When is that Ferrari going to come.
Twig: I'm going to get it when I'm done cooking dinner.
Branch: I don't believe you.
Twig: you'll believe me when I pull up in our front yard in a Ferrari.
Branch: ( mumbles ) sure.
Twig: ( through tiny Acorn at him )
Branch: OW !
Twig: I heard that.
(Minutes later )
Twig:( goes on her bicycle )
Branch: where are you going.
Twig: to get the Ferrari. ( Starts to drive off )
Branch: YOU'RE NOT GETTING A FERRARI !!!!!
Twig: YES I AM !!!!!
Branch: ( sees her drive out of sight ) this kid is insane.
( An hour later )
Branch gets a text on his phone that says: look outside fool. Branch sees a green Ferrari parked in the front yard.
Branch: Holy sh*t.
Twig: ( rolls down the window ) I TOLD YOU SO !!!! BITCOIN BABY !!!! ( Speeds off ).
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