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~On A Rainy Day~

In Trollstopia, As The Rain Came Pouring Down, All The Trolls & Their Trollings Stayed Inside Together Sadly.

Inside The Diamond's Pod, Tiny Diamond Watched From His Window, Looking Out At The Rain With A Little Disappointed Frown.

Tiny Diamond Had Sad Cutsey Eyes As His Sighed At The Rain.
"🥺"

Guy Diamond Came Up To His Son, Singing With A Glitter Ukulele.
🎵 I see the crystal raindrops fall~🎵

🎵 And the beauty of it all~🎵

🎵 Is when the sun comes
shining throughhhh~🎵
Guy Diamond Picked Up His Son In His Lap.

Both Looked Out The Window To See The Rain Has Finally Stopped And Back To Sunshine Weather.

🎵 To make those
rainbows in my mind 🎵

🎵 When I think of you
sometime-🎵

Guy & Tiny Both Flew In The Air With Their Glitter Fart Power, And Blasted Through A Rainbow.

🎵 And I want to spend some time with youuu~🎵

🎵 Juuuust the
two of us 🎵

Tiny Blew Out His Birthday Cake Candles As His Father Hugged Him, And Everyone Clapping For Them.

🎵 We can make it
if we try-🎵

🎵 Juuuust the
two of us 🎵

Guy & Tiny Giggled With Each Other As They Hid Together From Biggie & Mr. Dinkles, Playing Hide & Seek.

🎵 The two of us! 🎵

🎵 Juuuust the
two of us 🎵

Tiny Built A Miniature Sand Castle At The Beach, But A Big Wave Crashed Down And Wrecked It.

🎵 Building castles
in the skyyyy 🎵

Guy Leaned His Butt Over And Glitter Farted A Massive Sand Castle Made Of Glitter For Tiny.

🎵 Juuuust the
two of us 🎵

Tiny Held Up A Certificate For "Most Improved Glitter Farticles" And Guy Diamond Clapped For His Son's Achievement.

Guy Picked Up Tiny In His Hands And Gave Each Other A Big Loving Father & Son Hug.

🎵 You & I 🎵

🎞 🎞 🎞 🎞 🎞

"And That's My Show N' Tell About My Favorite Person In The World! My Daddy!"
Tiny Diamond Presented.

It Was Actually A Video Montage Presentation Tiny Put Together For Show N' Tell In His Class.

The Class Of Trollings Clapped For Tiny's Presentation.
"👏👏👏👏👏"

Tiny Kissed His Finger And Pointed It At His Dad.

"Love And Appreciate You Daddy!"

Ms. Bloom, The Teacher, Clapped Also For Tiny's Presentation.
"What A Heartwarming Show N Tell That Was Tiny, Well Done! And I'm Not Just Saying That Cause It Caught Your Dad's Best Angles eHehE"

Tiny Raised His Eyebrow.
"Yeahhh Thanks Teach! And Calm Down, My Dad Doesn't Need Any Baby Mamas Right Now"

"Unfortunately.."
Ms. Bloom Mumbled To Herself.

Tiny Hopped Down To His Friend Group Of Keith, CJ Suki, & Priscilla.

"Nice Show N' Tell Today Tiny!"
CJ Suki Said.

"Yeah! Your Dad Sounds Super Awesome To Be Around!"
Priscilla Said.

"ALMOST LIKE MR. INCREDIBLE WHEN HE'S A DAD, AND NOT JUST SAYING THAT CAUSE I STILL LIKE YELLING!"
Keith Yelled Out.

"Appreciate My Peers! And Keith Buddy, That Yelling Joke Is Laying Off Quick"
Tiny Said.

Keith Stopped Yelling.
"Phew, Thanks Tiny. I Thought I'd Lose My Voice Box And Had To Rip It Out Of Someone Elses Throat"

"Definitely Don't Take It Out Of My Daddy's Throat, Cause He's The Definite G.O.A.T!"
Tiny Said.

CJ Suki Tilted Her Head.
"Goat? GASP! YOUR DAD EATS GARBAGE AND HAY??!"

"Nooo Not An Actual Goat, G.O.A.T! It's A Word For A Hidden Meaning.
Greatest Of All Time, G.O.A.T"
Tiny Explained.

"OHHH!"
CJ & Priscilla Understood.

"Really Stupid"
Keith Blurted.

"Awe C'mon, Nothing Involving Me And My Daddy Is Stupid! Besides, We Do Share The Same D.N.A. 😌"
Tiny Said.

"Oooo! Is That Word With Another Hidden Meaning?"
Priscilla Asked.

"Sure Is Glasses! It Means:
Diamond Nose All 😌"
Tiny Told Them.

The 3 Trollings Blinked At Tiny.
"..."

"😌"
Tiny Stood Proudly.

"I Don't Think He Used The Right Word For Knows"
Priscilla Whispered.

"Let's Not Get Involved"
CJ Whispered Back.

Ms Bloom Came Over.
"Funny You Should Mention DNA Tiny, Because We Have A Special Guest Visting Us From The Trollstopia Lab Center!"

"Ooooo!"
The Trollings Say Intrigued.

"Who Is It Ms. Bloom?"
Keith Raised His Hand.

"He's Here To Tell Us All About Scientific DNA! The Scientist Professor, Sir Rhinestone!"
Ms. Bloom Presented.

Entering The Classroom Pod, A Glitter Pop Troll Scientist, Sir Rhinestone, Walked Into The Class With His White Lab Coat & Sophisticated Glasses.

"Good Day Students, I Am Sir Rhinestone, A Scientist Professor Who Is Here To Talk To You All About The Interesting Wonders Of DNA"
Sir Rhinestone Told The Class.

"Awwww.."
The Trollings Said In Disappointment.

"Not Boring Science Talk.."
Keith Said.

"Now Class, We Need To Be Respectful To Sir Rhinestone And Give Him Our Full Attention, Okay?"
Ms. Bloom Said.

"Yes Ms. Bloom"
The Trollings All Reply.

"Sir Rhinestone, You Have The Floor"
Ms. Bloom Allowed And Stepped Aside.

"Thank You, Now Students, I Have The Most Fascinating Facts Today About DNA, We Troll Scientists Study It In Our Lab And Hope To Gain More Results Within It. Cause If It Ain't DNA, It's D-EEZ NUTS! Ah? Ah?"
Sir Rhinestone Attempted To Make A Joke.

"😶 😕"
The Trollings All Gave Uninterested And Bored Looks.

Sir Rhinestone Moved On.
"Anyways, Let Me Dive Deep Into This. DNA, Or In More Scientific Terms, Deoxyribonucleic Acid, Is A Polymer Composed Of Two Polynucleotide Chains That Coil Around Each Other To Form A Double Helix Carrying Genetic Instructions For The Development, Functioning, Growth And Reproduction Of All Known Organisms And Many Viruses"

"🥱🥱🥱"
Everyone In The Classroom Yawned.

Sir Rhinestone Sighed.
"I'll Be More Simpler, DNA Is More Of The Carrier Of Genetic Information Betwee-"

Suddenly, Everyone In The Class Had Fallen Asleep From Being Bored Of The Science Lesson.

Ms. Bloom Even Fell Asleep.
"😴 Guy's...Ass.."

"Mmm -.-"
Sir Rhinestone Groaned And Glared.

Tiny, Who Actually Wasn't Alseep, Raised His Hand.
"Oo! Oo! Mr. Rhyme Phone Dude!"

"Rhinestone, But Yes?"
Sir Rhinestone Corrected.

"This All Sounds Interesting And Whatnot But-"
Tiny Said.

Sir Rhinestone Interrupted For A Second.
"Wait Wait, You Do?"

"Well Yeah!"
Tiny Nodded.

"Hm"
Sir Rhinestone Said To Himself.

"But My Daddy Taught Me That DNA Means Diamond Nose All. I Don't Know About All You Just Said But...It Seems More Detailed Than My Dad's Saying"
Tiny Explained.

"Huh, Interesting. Well I'm Sorry To Say Uh Tiny Diamond But Your Dad Guy Diamond Is Wrong. DNA Doesn't Mean That At All...Or Use The Right Word For Knows"
Sir Rhinestone Replied.

"Hold Up, You Know Me And My Daddy's Name?"
Tiny Tilted His Head.

"Why Of Course! Who Could Forget The Wonderful Birth Of Tiny Diamond! The Pop Troll Who Raps All Of Hip Hop"
Sir Rhinestone Said.

"Whoa...You Really Are A Smart Person!"
Tiny Said.

"And You're A Lil Fascinating Small Ball Of Glitter Aren't Ya?"
Sir Rhinestone Patted Tiny's Head.

"Well Don't Wanna Braggg But I Get It From My Dad. That's Why He Says We Share The Same DNA...Maybe You Can Try Dumbing Down The Real Meaning Of It And Not Copying And Pasting The Definition From Google..?"
Tiny Asked.

"Well DNA Is More Of The Piece Of Information That Determines If You're Related To Someone Or Not"
Sir Rhinestone Told Tiny.

"Ooo! Like What Kind Of Information?? The Type Of Similar Buttcracks We Have??"
Tiny Asked.

"Ummm...Not Necessarily. More Like A Piece Of Hair, Or Spit. Any Form Of The Troll Body Part. Then If It Matches With Your Lets Say, Piece Of Hair, Then You're Related And Share The Same DNA"
Sir Rhinestone Explained.

"Sounds Legit For Real! I Wonder If Me & My Daddy Share The Same DNA 🤔"
Tiny Tapped His Chin.

"Hm...Do You Now?"
Sir Rhinestone Smirked To Himself.

Tiny Started Thinking.
"Oo! Maybe I Share The DNA Of My Daddy If He Were A King! OR MAYBE I HAVE HIP HOP BLOOD IN MY DNA! MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE-"

💎 I GOT-
I GOT-
I GOT-
I GOT- 💎

💎 Loyalty,
got royalty,
inside my DNA! 💎
Tiny Sat Down On A Throne With A Crown.

💎 Quarter piece,
got war and peace,
inside my DNA! 💎
Tiny Dressed Up As A Civil War Soldier And Shot Glitter Guns.

💎 I got power,
poison,
pain and joy,
inside my DNA! 💎

💎 I got
hustle though,
ambition flow,
inside my DNA! 💎

💎 I was born like this,
since one like this! 💎

💎 I transform like this,
perform like this,
inside my DNA! 💎

💎 I got millions,
I got riches,
buildin' in my DNA! 💎
Tiny Threw Around Dollar Bills With His Face On Them.

💎 I got dark,
I got evil,
that rot inside my DNA! 💎
Tiny Imitated A Evil Menacing Scientist For A Moment.

💎 I got off,
I got troublesome,
heart inside my- 💎

*RECORD SCRATCH*

Sir Rhinestone Interrupted Tiny's Rap Number.
"Yeah, I Think I Get The Point Tiny"

"You Right, You Right, But I Had Some Bars Tho! Can't Lie On That"
Tiny Said.

"Yeah Sure Sure, Anyway, Since You're So Interested In Finding Your DNA With Your Father, Take This"
Sir Rhinestone Took Out Something From His Hair And Handed It To Tiny.

Tiny Looked At The Box And Read It.
"Sir Rhinestone's Kit Of DNA Discovery?"

"It's A DNA Testing Kit, It Allows You To Place An Experiment On Any Relative Or So You THINK Is Your Relative, And Gets Results Whether You Share The Same DNA"
Sir Rhinestone Explained.

"Wow, Thanks Rhinestone Dude!"
Tiny Thanked.

"You're Welcome Anytime Tiny. Why Don't You Come Back To Class Tomorrow And Share The Results With Everyone"
Sir Rhinestone Suggested.

"Will Do!"
Tiny Nodded.

Suddenly, The School's Bell Rang For Dismissal And Everyone Immediately Woke Up.

"Oop! That's Dismissal! Have A Great Wonderful Day Students!"
Ms. Bloom Dismissed.

"BYE MS. BLOOM!"
The Trollings Waved And Grabbed Their Belongings.

"SEE YOU LATER RHINESTONE!"
Tiny Grabbed His Backpack And Ran Out With The DNA Kit.

"Yes....See You Later Indeed"
Sir Rhinestone Smirked Interestingly To Himself As He Watched Tiny Leave.

~~~

~Later At Night~

In The Diamond's Family Pod, Guy Diamond Was Fast Asleep On The Couch As Tiny Was On The Snack Table With His New DNA Kit.

After Setting Up All The Tools For The Experiment, Tiny Finally Decided To Get To Work On His DNA Test.

"Hm, Aight! That Seems To Be Everything In The Box And According To This Hard To Read Instruction Manual...I'm Ready To Test!"
Tiny Dropped The Large Instruction Manual.

Tiny Held A Test Tube And Walked Up To A Beaker.
"Let's Get Experimental~ 🧪"

🧬 ~Science Montage~ 🧬

Tiny Began His DNA Test Experiment By Mixing Chemicals Together, And Pouring Each Test Tubes Into Different Beakers.

Tiny Shook Two Test Tubes Together, Making Different Colors And Glowing Neon.

Tiny Then Dipped Little Samples Into A Small Flat Container 🧫, And Then Dipped More Into Another Container For Him & His Father. 🧫

🧬 ~End Of Science Montage~ 🧬

After About 30 Minutes Of Experimenting, Tiny Was Ready To Gather DNA Samples From Him & His Father.

"Alrighty! Now All I Need To Do Is Get DNA Samples! First Me. OW!"
Tiny Plucked A Strand Of Hair From Himself.

Tiny Placed His Strand Of Hair In One Of The Two Containers, As It Dissolved.
"Now For One From Daddy"

Tiny Turned Over To His Father, Who Was Sleeping On The Couch & Snoring.

Quietly, Tiny Swung Over Onto His Father's Face And Reached Into His Nose.

Tiny Tried Pulling Guy's Nose Hairs But Were Too Long To Take Out.
"UGGHHHH, C'MON DADDY! THERE'S NOSE TRIMMERS FOR A REASON!"

"NO...NO...no more clothes...nude life.."
Guy Said In His Sleep.

Tiny Let Go Of The Nose Hairs And Pouted.
"Hmph. Guess I'll Just Take From His Other Hair"

Tiny Plucked A Strand Of Hair From His Father And Swung Back To His Experiment Setup.

Tiny Placed Guy's Hair In The Other Container For It To Dissolve.
"Now To Get The Results"

Tiny Picked Up The Containers And Placed Both In The Machine, As It Began To Operate.

"Please Be Good Please Be Good Please Be Good 🤞"
Tiny Crossed His Fingers In Hope.

The Machine Went DING! And Printed Out The Results Of The DNA Test. 📃

"YES! AND THE RESULTS ARE-"
Tiny Took The Paper And Read It.

Tiny's Grin Slowly Went To A Confused Expression.
"Wait...WHAT?!?!?"

The Results Of The DNA Test Were:
N E G A T I V E 🚫

"Negative?!? Hold Up! This Can't Be Right! I DEMAND A REPRINT! UNH!"
Tiny Kicked The Machine

The Machine Printed Out Another Results Paper And Tiny Snatched It.

"AND THE RESULTS AREEEE"
Tiny Read The New Results.

The New Results Of The DNA Test Were:
S T I L L
N E G A T I V E
stupid 🚫

Tiny's Ears Droop Down As He Couldn't Believe It.
"This Can't Be....Then This Means...I'm Not My Daddy's Son"

Tiny Looked Over At His Sleeping Father In Disbelief.
"Then This Also Means...I'm...Not A Diamond 😟"

~~~

~The Next Morning~

As The Sun Rose In Trollstopia, The Morning Had For The Trolls To Start The Day, Which Started With A Breakfast Bunch For Poppy & All Her Friends.

"GOOOOOD MORNING EVERYONE!"
Poppy Jumped Over To The Table.

"MORNING POPPY!"
The Trolls Greeted Back.

"For Our Breakfast Today, Branch Took The Liberty To Whip Up Something Unqiue Such Assss-"
Poppy Gestured.

Branch Rushed Over To The Table With A Large Plate, Covered In Smoke.
"HHHH...HHHH...BURNT....HHHH...
HHHH....WAFFLES..."

"Definitely Sounds Unqiue?"
Trollex Said.

"But Uh, What Exactly Is Burnt Waffles Sugar?"
Delta Asked.

"Ummm...Waffles...That I Accidentally Kinda...Burnttt?...😁"
Branch Grinned Innocently.

"You Are So Disappointing...On So Many Levels"
Barb Said.

Branch Wiped His Head.
"I Tried To Whip Up Something As Best As I Could Okay -.- And You Wouldn't BELIEVE Where Those Blueberry Toppings Ended Up-"

Poppy Quickly Interrupted.
"OOOOKAAAAAY, THANK YOU BRANCHIFUR FOR THAT...Brief Exposition. Let's Eat!"

The Trolls From The Table All Got Up To Go Get A Slice Of Branch's Burnt Waffle.

"I'll Go Get Us A Piece Of Waffle Son!"
Guy Diamond Told Tiny.

"Sounds Good....'Daddy' -.-"
Tiny Said With Quotation Marks.

Guy Got Up And Went To Go Get A Slice Of Burnt Waffle For Him And Tiny.

Rachel Whispered To Tiny.
"Psst, Hey T, If You Slide Me Your Waffle, I'll Let You Hang With Me For An Extra 2 Minutes"

"Why Don't You Take My 'Daddy's' Waffle Slice Like How My 'Daddy' Took A Slice Of Our Relationship AND BURNED IT TO THE GROUND JUST LIKE UNCLE BRANCH'S BURNT WAFFLES!!!"
Tiny Yelled.

"HEYYY ☹️"
Branch Shouted With A Lil Frown.

Poppy Wiped A Little Of Branch's Smoke Smears Off His Face.
"Heh Heh.."

"OH, SORRY, NO DISS UNCLE BRANCH"
Tiny Apologized.

Guy Came Back With Two Plates Of Burnt Waffles For Him And Tiny.
"Here We Are! One For Me, And One For My Precious Son"

"Gee, Thanks 'Daddy' -.-"
Tiny Snatched The Plate From Guy.

Guy Began To Eat His Burnt Waffle Happily, As Tiny Kept Glaring Up At Him.

"Sure This Waffle Doesn't Belong To Any Other PRECIOUS SON? HMMM DADDY?!?!? If That Is Your Real Title -.-"
Tiny Glared.

"Ummm No? Just Yours Son Of Course. Now Eat Eat Eat! School's Starting Soon"
Guy Told Tiny.

Tiny Kept Glaring At Guy As He Angrily Took A Bite Of His Waffle And Chewed It Fircely.

"Hm, Tastes Like ANOTHER Person Handled This Waffle, Another Person WHO YOU COULD BE RELATED TO! HUH?!?!"
Tiny Glared More Intensely As His Eye Twitched.

Guy Blinked And Swallowed His Waffle.
"Uhhh Son? Are You Feeling Alright?"

"YES I- hhhhh....I'm Aight Daddy. I'm Just Really Anxious For School. In Fact, Imma Go Get Ready Now"
Tiny Moved From His Seat And Hopped Down.

"Oh Alright Son!"
Guy Gave A Little Wave.

"Love And Appreciate You Daddy!"
Tiny Walked Off.

Tiny Stopped And Said To Himself.
"....If You Were My Daddy"

Tiny Continued Walking Off To His Home Pod, Starting To Get A Plan In His Head.

~~~

~At The Diamond Pod~

Inside, Tiny Was Packing Up All His Stuff Inside His Little Bag As He Was Getting Ready To Head Off.

"If Daddy's Not My Real Daddy, Then My Real Daddy Has To Be Out There Somewhere"
Tiny Zipped Up His Bag.

Tiny Put His Backpack On And Looked In His Mirror.
"And I'm Gonna Find Him"

Tiny Ran Towards The Door And Looked Back Inside His Pod.
"Goodbye Home...Time To Find My Real Home"

Tiny Nodded With Pride And Jumped Down To The Ground, To Sneak Out Away From Trollstopia Without Anyone To Notice.

After Sneaking Through The Trolls And Running Up A Hill, Tiny Looked Back At His Trollstopia, Feeling Himself Going To Miss.

"I Guess This Is A Goodbye Trollstopia? Sorta...I Know This Is My Real Home But...First I Gotta Find My Real Daddy"
Tiny Told Himself As He Gazed At Trollstopia.

Tiny Sighed, Thinking Of The Journey Ahead Of Him.
"Well, Here Goes Nothing....I'm Coming Dad"

Before Tiny Left, He Gave One More Look At Trollstopia As The Sun Shined On Him And The Reflection Of His Shadow.

With Enough Confidence, Tiny Started To Face The Outside World View, Took A Deep Breath, And Went Off On His Journey To Find His Real Dad.