"A Youthful Rocker" [Part 2]
~Back In Trollstopia~
Meanwhile, Poppy And Queen Lavender Were Passing Out Flyers For Barb & King Thrash's "Father Daugher Rock Concert".
"FATHER DAUGHTER ROCK CONCERT SATURDAYYYY! FEATURING QUEEN BARB AND KING THRASHHHH! ROCK CONCERT SATURDAYYYY!"
Poppy Announced Out Loud.
Queen Lavender Read Over The Flyer.
"Huh, So Your Best Friend Barb And Her Father Is Doing Their Annual Concert Together?"
Poppy Nods.
"Yup! She's Really Looking Forward To It Sooo I Thought I'd Help Her Spread The Word!"
Trollex Flew By And Took A Flyer.
"Ooooo, Sickkk! I WILL BE THERE!"
"THANKS T-LLEX!"
Poppy Waved.
"I Don't Know If You Noticed But Queen Barb's Dad Is Not Exactly...Uhh.."
Squeakles Said.
"Physically Active?"
Poppy Finished.
"Yeahhhhh, As Far As I'm Aware"
Squeakles Shrugged.
"Gotta Agree With Squeakles On This, Since I've Been Here, Haven't Seen Thrash Off That Wheelchair....Like Joe From Family Guy-"
Queen Lavender Said.
"Well Apparently He Tried Out The Ultimate Power Cord Many Years Ago Without The 6 Strings And Paralyzed Him"
Poppy Told Them.
"OOO!"
Squeakles And Queen Lavender Say.
Poppy Nods.
"Tragic Like Jack & Jill-"
"One Time In London When Me And Lav Traveled There, We Saw A Guy Who Was Paralyzed"
Squeakles Said.
"Awwwe, Was He Stunned By Something?"
Poppy Asked.
Squeakles Shook Her Head.
"Nah, He Was Just Choking On A Piece Of Steak While Butt Naked On A Fire Hydrant"
Poppy Blinked.
"......Well Now I Wanna Vist London-"
Suddenly, The Ground Began To Shake And Rumble.
"Whoa Whoa Whoa!"
Poppy Trembled.
"What's Going On??"
Queen Lavender Said.
"DID HE-MAN FIND ME AGAIN?! I THOUGHT WE DIVORCED!"
Squeakles Hid In Lavender's Hair.
Then, Huge Maximum Speakers Grew Out Of The Ground.
The Trolls All Gasp And Look Up At The Giant Speakers.
Young Thrash Leaped Onto The Speakers With His Guitar.
Poppy And Queen Lavender Raised Their Eyebrows.
"Who The...?"
"ROCK N' ROOOLLLL! HA HA HA HAAAAAA!🤘"
Thrash Shouted.
Thrash Began To Sing As He Played His New Guitar.
🎸 I've got the wind at my back
and my foot to the floor! 🎸
🎸 I ain't comin' back
to you no more! 🎸
🎸 I'm sick of your stuff
and your moaning whine! 🎸
🎸 I'm leaving for good
come rain or shine! 🎸
🎸 You can cry me a river,
cry me a river of tears! 🎸
🎸 Yeah you can cry all you like
but it won't change my mind! 🎸
🎸 I gotta get away get
you outta my life!!!! 🎸
Thrash Winked At Some Girls.
"AHHH~ 😍"
The Girls Fainted Of Hotness.
🎸 YOU GOT ME RUNNIN'
WILD AND FREEEE! 🎸
🎸 RUNNINNNN'
WILD AND FREE!!! 🎸
🎸 YOU GOT ME RUNNIN'
WILD AND FREEEE! 🎸
🎸 RUNNINNNN'
WILD AND FREE!!! 🎸
A Crowd Of Trolls Swarmed Around Thrash And Cheered Him On.
"🙌 🙌 🙌 🙌!!!"
🎸 HEY HEY HEY! 🎸
🎸 HEY HEY HEY! 🎸
🎸 HEY HEY HEY! 🎸
🎸 HEY HEY HEY! 🎸
🎸 RUNNIN'
WILLLLLLLLDDDDDD
AND FREE! 🎸
"WHOOOOO! YEAHHHH!!!"
Everyone Cheered.
Thrash Put His Guitar Back On His Strap.
"Thank You! Thank You! TOTALLY RAAAD!"
Poppy Scratched Her Head Confused.
"Who Is That Guy?"
"My Dad"
Barb Appeared.
"AH!"
Poppy Flinched.
"Wait What?"
Queen Lavender Said.
"That's King Thrash! Turns Out The Fountain Of Youth Actually Works"
Val Said.
"You Actually Found It???"
Poppy Said.
"Well Duhhhh, Wouldn't Miss Out On A Opportunity To Not Do My Father Daughter Rock Concert"
Barb Said.
Squeakles Hopped On Lavender's Shoulder.
"But Why Does He Look So...So...😳"
"Hot?"
Val Said.
"Yeah!"
Squeakles Said.
"I Know Right. I Blushed The Minute He Came Out 😳"
Val Blushed.
"Okay Would You Guys Stop Simping Over My Dad -.-"
Barb Glared.
"Well Look At Him!"
Val Gestures.
Thrash Signed Autographs And Posed For Pictures.
"How Old Exactly Is He Now?"
Poppy Asked.
Barb Shrugs.
"I Don't Know, Probably 40"
"If I Was 18 Years Older, I'd Hit That"
Val Snickered.
Poppy And Barb Glanced At Val, With Disgusted Looks.
"What? Excpect Me To Lie? Not How I Roll"
Val Said.
Branch Came Over With A Bat.
"GUYS! GUYS! WHAT'S WITH ALL THE COMMOTION AND GNARLY GUITAR PLAYING???"
"Oh, That's Just My Young Dad Now"
Barb Gestures.
"Ohhhhh.....Wait Whaaaa...?"
Branch Lowered His Bat.
"Oh Heyyyyy It's Uhhh...Uhh...What's This Dude's Name?"
Val Asked.
"Branch"
Poppy Answered.
"Riiiightttttt, Yeah Not Gonna Call You That"
Val Said.
"How Abouttttt Hmmm.."
Val Examined Branch.
Val Looked And Observed Branch, Then Glanced At How Big His Ears Are.
"OOO! I GOT IT! BUMBO!"
Val Blurted.
"Sorry, What?"
Branch Said.
"CAUSE OF YO BIG EARS!"
Val Gestures.
"Huh?'
Branch Said.
"Branch X Dumbo Combined. B U M B O"
Val Snickered.
"Oh Yeahhhh! He Does Look Like A Bumbo Now"
Barb Said.
Branch Felt His Ears.
"Do Not Call Me That -.-, My Ears Are That Bi-"
"BUMBO, BUMBO, YOUR BIG EARS MEAN BUMBO!"
Barb And Val Sang Teasingly.
Branch Did The Face.
".________________________."
Poppy Poked Branch's Ears.
"Oooo, Could You Fly With Those Ears?"
"NO! -.-"
Branch Glared.
Thrash Went To Them.
"YOOOO GANGGGG!"
"DADDD!"
Barb's Ears Went Up And Went To Hug Her Dad.
Thrash Stopped Her.
"🤚, Nah Nah Nah. No Hugging-"
Poppy Gasped Dramatically.
"😱😱😱😱😱!!!!!......NANI?!!!?!?!"
"Only Fist Bumps 🤜"
Thrash Put His Fist Out.
Barb Blinked.
"Oh- Right! Ha! Knew That-"
"BOOM! 🤜🤛"
Both Fist Bumped.
"Hey Lady With Stick, Mouse Cop, Pigtails, Annnd This Dorko Baloo"
Thrash Said.
"Not My Name-"
Branch Said.
"You're Right....You Look More Like A Bumbo"
Thrash Said.
Branch Groans.
"Ughhhh! No I Don't! It's Not Even A Cool Name!"
"Sucks, Cause I'm Always.....C o o l ~ "
Thrash Whipped His Hair In Slo Mo.
"AHHH~ 😍"
Some Girl Spiders Swooned.
The Trolls Leaders All Came By To See What Was Going On.
"Everything Okay Here?"
Trollzart Asked.
"We Heard Loud Noises!"
Trollex Said.
"Just Uhhh"
Barb Said.
Thrash Went To The Leaders.
"AYEEEEE, Wassup Flying Fairy Dude, Long Necked Melmans, Horse With Boobs, And Nemoooo! Ya Got So Blue....And Trolly-"
"Why Does Everyone Keep Calling Me That- CLEARLY NOT ORANGE"
Trollex Pointed At His Skin.
Prince D Whispered.
"Yeah Uhhh, What Up With Gangsta Rocker?"
"Apparently That's King Thrash"
Branch Replied.
Prince D Raised His Eyebrow.
"Did He Finally Start Working Out Or-?"
Thrash Leaned Against Queen Essence.
"Well Well Well, Helloooo Funky Babe~"
"Excuse Me?"
Queen Essence Said.
"Let's Say You And Me Go Grab Some Grub And Funk It Up~"
Thrash Winked.
"Guess He's A Player Too"
Prince D Said.
Branch Nodded.
"Yeah, A Player For Strips-"
King Quincy Backed Thrash Up.
"Whoa Whoa Slow Your Role There, She's Already Got One To Funk Her Up"
Thrash Rolled His Eyes.
"Ugh Fine"
Thrash Slid To Delta.
"Guess That Just Leaves You Ms. Yeehaw~"
Delta Moved Thrash Away.
"Hold It Right There Feller- You Ain't Tryna Seduce Me"
"Whoa Alright Alright I Get It, Playing Hard To Get, Giddy Up Horsey~"
Thrash Winked.
Hickory Watched From Nearby, Having A Little Frown.
"Now You Listen Here Wild Hair! You Ain't Gonna Come Up Here To Me And Think Imma Fall For You! So Maybe You're Pants Are Too Tight Or That Darn Leather Jacket Is Too Leathery But You Needa Back Off! Hmph"
Delta Walked Away With Sass.
Thrash Snickers.
"Ohhhh Yeah, She Digs Me"
Trollex Went To Branch And Prince D.
"Howww About We Move On To Some Other Location"
"Good Call"
Branch And Prince D Whisper Back And Walk Away With Trollex.
"So Dad, When Can We Start Rehearsing For The Father Daughter Concert!"
Barb Asked.
"The What?"
Thrash Said.
"Ya Know! The Father Daughter Concert, You And Me"
Barb Said.
"Ohhhhhh That- Uh Yeah Yeah I'll Be There For That, Sure"
Thrash Said.
"But Wouldn't You Want To Rehearse With Me For Saturday? We Have 3 Songs Together"
Barb Said.
"Orrrrr, How's About You And Your Pigtailed Purple Friend Drive Around For A Little Joy Ride Innnn.."
Thrash Took Out Keys And Pressed The Signal.
A Purple & Pink Car Mobile Vehicle Drove Up With 2 Flower Engines On The Back.
Val's Eyes Sparkled.
"WHOAAAAA! 🤩 NOW THAT GNARLY!"
Barb Saw The Car.
"Wow"
"Go Crazy"
Thrash Gave Barb The Keys And Walked Away.
Barb Turned Around.
"Wait Wait Dad! You Sure You'll Be Able To Rehearse Later?"
"YEAH YEAH REHEARSE WHATEVER! NOW DON'T BOTHER ME, MY FANS AWAIT!"
Thrash Shouted Back.
"THRASH! THRASH! THRASH! THRASH!"
A Bunch Of Trolls Followed After Thrash And Praised Him Along The Way.
"Well, Okay Dad.."
Barb Felt Disappointed A Bit.
Val Was In The Car.
"C'MON GIRL! LET'S DO THIS!"
Barb Ran To The Car And Hopped Inside.
"Alright, Let's Start It Up!'
Val Said.
Barb Looked At The Car Buttons.
"How Exactly?"
There Was A Button That Read: "Mega Sonic Fast Button For Idiot Joyriders".
"Try That Button!"
Val Pointed.
When Barb Pressed The Button, The Car Zoomed Off At Top High Speed.
"WHOAAAAA HO HO HOOOO!!!"
Both Girls Shout.
The Car Drove All Around Trollstopia At Sonic & Flash Level.
"THIS IS AWESOMEEEEE!!!!"
Val Yelled.
"LET'S ROCK IT!"
Barb Yelled Back.
Both Girls Leap Out Their Seats With Their Guitars On Top Of The Car Hood.
Barb And Val Played Their Guitars Loudly And Sang Together.
🎸 Hey hey hey
if you're ready to rage! 🎸
🎸 Raise your hands up,
this is what rock and roll
looks like!! 🎸
🎸 Yeah yeah yeah,
wearing leather and lace! 🎸
🎸 Raise your hands up,
this is what rock and roll
looks like!! 🎸
🎸 The dark days falling
down on my skin! 🎸
Barb Sang.
🎸 I feel the thirst
to get it in! 🎸
Val Sang.
🎸 Trouble, trouble,
drink it down! 🎸
Both Sang.
🎸 Like a queen,
I'll take the crown! 🎸
Barb Sang.
🎸 Flush away the pain
til my head spins! 🎸
Val Sang.
🎸 Cause we're the kids
that belong to the night! 🎸
Both Sang.
🎸 We gonna get rockin',
we gonna start a fight! 🎸
Both Sang.
The Car Zoomed Up A Hill And Up In The Air.
"WHOOOOOO!!! 🤘🤘"
Barb And Val Did The Rock Pose.
The Car Landed Back In Trollstopia.
🎸 Hey hey hey
if you're ready to rage! 🎸
🎸 Raise your hands up,
this is what rock and roll
looks like!! 🎸
🎸 Yeah yeah yeah,
wearing leather and lace! 🎸
🎸 Raise your hands up,
this is what rock and roll
looks like!! 🎸
Barb Glanced Over At A Crowd, And Saw Her Dad Crowd Surfing And Enjoying Himself Without His Daughter.
Wishing She Was Hanging Out With Her New Young Dad For The Father Daughter Concert, Barb Frowned To Herself.
Barb And Val Continued Their Free Joyride Around Trollstopia, Playing Loud Hard Rock Together.
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top