"When Dorks Collide" [Part 2]

~In The Smurf Village Forest~

Branch And The Trolls Flew Out The Blue Portal.
"AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

"OW!"
Everyone Hit A Tree.

Cooper Sat Up.
"WHOA! Look At Where We Are!"

"It's So Beautifullll"
The Twins Say.

"It's Huge!"
Smidge Said.

"It's Gnarly.."
Riff Said.

"It's Unfamiliar.."
Trollex Said.

"ITS..."
Cooper Said.

"A Enchanted Forest!/WALMART!"
Prince D And Cooper Said Different Things.

"Did You Just Say Walmart?"
Prince D Asked.

Cooper Shook His Head.
"Nope- I Said Enchanted Forest Just Like You"

"This Place Is Givin Me The Feelsss.....Rock Meh Daddy!"
Tiny Jumped In Guy's Arms.

Guy Rocked Tiny In His Hands.

"Mmmm, That's Still Nice"
Tiny Said.

"I Already Wanna Go Back Home, Ugh"
Barb Dusted Herself.

"Where Do You Think Hefty And Poppy Are Branch?"
Biggie Asked.

Branch Shrugs.
"I Don't Know, But We'll Have To Split Up"

"Got It!"
The Gang Nodded.

Branch Told Them.
"And Be Careful......This Hefty Is A Fiesty One -.-"

~~~

~At A Hill In The Forest~

Hefty Was Smurfboarding Down A Hill And All Across The Trees.

"YEAH! WHOO! BOOM!"
Hefty Flipped And Did Some Tricks.

Hefty Smurfboarded Around A Loopy Twig And Landed.

"BAM! Who's Next!"
Hefty Shouted.

Poppy, Smurfette, Brainy, And Clumsy Were At Top On The Hill.

"Wanna Go Poppy?"
Clumsy Asked.

Poppy Looked Down The Hill.
"Gee, I Don't Know. Critterboarding Is All I've Ever Known"

"Oh Don't Worry, I'm Sure It's The Same.....Just Without A Critter And A Actually Board"
Smurfette Gestures.

"I'll Go!"
Clumsy Held Out His Board.

Brainy Stopped Him.
"Nah Nah Nah Clumsy. Last Time You Almost Bruised Your Smurfbaloos"

"Smurfbaloos?"
Poppy Raised Her Eyebrow.

Smurfette Whispers In Her Ear.

Poppy Gasps.
"EWWW!"

"Since Hefty Didn't Bother Listening To My Safety Manual On Smurfboarding Down A Steep Hill, I Shall Tell You 3"
Brainy Took Out A Smurfboarding Manual. 📘

Poppy And Smurfette Sigh.

"Ooooo!"
Clumsy Sat Down To Listen.

Brainy Opened The Book.
"A-A-Ahem, When Smurfboarding Down A Hill, It Is Important To Not Board On Your Stomach Cause Them It Will Harm Your Pe-"

Hefty Rolled His Eyes And Threw A Rock.

The Rock Hit Brainy's Smurfboard And Went Down The Hill.

"-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
Brainy Screamed Going Down The Hill.

"That's Should Smurf Him Up"
Hefty Said.

Brainy Went Up In The Air.
"AAAAHHH!!! MY SYMMETRICAL FACEEEEE!!!!"

Smurfette Turned To Poppy.
"You Sure You Should Leave Your Village Without Finishing The Preparations For Your Dance"

Poppy Scoffs With A Laugh.
"Pff- Oh Sureee. The Trolls Are Very Party Preparing Professionals"

"Hm"
Smurfette Shrugs.

Poppy Giggles.
"Besidessss, What's The Worse That Can Happen When I'm Gone? 😌"

~~~

~Meanwhile In Trollstopia~

Vexy And Hackus Searched Around Trollstopia Some More.

"There's Just Gotta Be Some Way Or Some Thing That Can Held Us Suck The Colors Out Of These Trolls, And Into Us!"
Vexy Said.

"Oo! We Could Say Please!"
Hackus Played With His Fingers.

Vexy Slapped Hackus's Nose.
"No You Dimwit! We Need To Find A Place That Has Some Kind Of...Inventions That We Can Use To-"

Vexy Suddenly Gasps At The Sight Of Branch's Bunker.

🌟 H A L L E L U J A H 🌟

🌟 H A L L E L U J A H 🌟

Vexy's Eyes Sparkled.
"I Think We Just Found A Advantageeeee 🤩"

"Hackus Happy! HACKUS HAPPY!"
Hackus Clapped His Hands.

Suddenly, The Troll Leaders Were Walking By And Chatting.

"Awe Smurf, We Got Company!"
Vexy Gestures.

"HACKUS NOT HAPPY!"
Hackus Pulled His Ears Nervously.

Vexy Stomped On The Door Mat.
"Cmonnn! This Thing Has To Have A Open Hatch Somewhere!!!"

"HACKUS JUMPPPPP!!!"
Hackus Leaped In The Air.

And Slammed On The Doormat With His Feet, But Broke Through The Doormat And Fell All The Way Down.

Vexy Blinked And Looked Down Through The Broken Doormat.

"Uhhh Hackus? You Good?"
Vexy Asked.

"H-Hackus.....In P-Painnn..."
Hackus Groaned.

"......He's Fine"
Vexy Said.

Vexy Hopped Down Into The Doormat And To The Bunker.

The Leaders Walked Past The Bunker.

"Did You See Something Over Here?"
King Quincy Asked.

"I Didn't"
Trollzart Replied.

"No?"
Queen Essence Replied.

"I Haven't, Why?"
Delta Asked.

"I Don't Know, But I Swore I Saw Something Over Here"
King Quincy Said.

Hickory Shrugs.
"Must've Just Been Squirrels Or Somethin"

Chaz Chuckles.
"I Must've Made You High~"

The Leaders Quickly Step Away From Chaz.

~~~

~Down In Smurf Village~

The Smurfs Went Along Their Normal Day While Still Preparing For Their Summer Dance.

Branch Went To Papa Smurf's House And Knocked.

Papa Smurf Opened The Door.
"Hello?"

Branch Grinned.
"Hello Papa Smurf! I'm Looking For-"

"Oh Branch! I Was Expecting You!"
Papa Said.

Branch Blinked.
"....You Were?"

Papa Smurf Nods.
"Of Course! Poppy Told Me You Wanted To Help Me Clean My Mushroom Before The Summer Dance"

Branch Was Confused.
"What? But I Never-"

"Thank You Ever So Much!"
Papa Smurf Brought Branch In.

"Oh Goshhh..."
Branch Said To Himself.

While, The Trolls Gang Were Walking Around Smurf Village.

"I Don't Still Get Why I Had To Come!"
Barb Pouted.

"Cause You're Part Of The Main Cast"
Smidge Said.

"Says Who???"
Barb Said.

"That Guy-"
The Twins Point.

Walt Dohrn Was Filming Beside That.

"Cover Blown!"
Walt Shouted.

Walt Hopped In His Spaceship Lamborghini And Zoomed Off To Jupiter.

The Trolls Watched, Blankly.

Biggie Blinked.
"Uhhh....Did-"

"Don't Even Question It"
Trollex Patted Biggie's Shoulder.

"Besides Aunt Barb! These Blue Tingz Aren't So Bad! Watch This- Ayo Pretty Blue Lady, Wazz Good"
Tiny Winked.

"Not Too Bad Yourself Glitter Boy"
Smurfmelody Whipped Her Hair And Winked Back.

"See That! BAM! I Am The Man!"
Tinu Said.

"I Guess Tiny Is Right, These Creatures Aren't So Bad 😁"
Riff Grinned.

Barb Turned To Him And Glared.
"-.-"

".....Or Something 😬"
Riff Added.

"Ugh 😒"
Barb Rolled Her Eyes.

Jokey Smurf Ran Up To Barb With A Present Box. 🎁
"Hey Troll Girlll!! I Got You Something!"

Barb Took The Present Box.
"Uhhh, What Is It?"

"IT'S A SURPRISE! HEHEHE"
Jokey Giggled.

Barb Shrugs And Opened The Box.
"Well Can't Beat Gifts So-"

💣 💥 B O O M ! 💥 💣

The Present Exploded In Barb's Face.

The Trolls Gasp.

Jokey Laughed Out Loud.
"HAHAHAHAHA! SURPRISE! SURPRISE! HAHAHAHEHE"

Barb Got Triggered And Growled With Her Eye Twitching.
"Ughhhhhhhhhhhh 😠"

"Oh No-"
Satin Said.

"Poor Smurf-"
Prince D Added.

Jokey Kept Laughing.
"HEHEHEHAHAHHA- Hey, Steam Is Coming Out Your Ears!"

Barb's Face Turned Red With Steam Coming Out Her Ears.
"😡"

"BOY I OUTTA-"
Barb Was About To Pounce.

Prince D And Cooper Grabbed Her.

"Chill! Chill! Chill!"
Prince D Said.

Barb Struggled.
"I'M GONNA KILL EM'! IMMA KILL!"

Jokey Laughed And Skipped Away.
"HEHEHEHE! SURPRISE!
SURPRISE! 😄"

Smurfstorm And Smurflily Walked By.

"Hey Hey! Would You Cut Out The Screaming!"
Smurfstorm Said.

Barb Slowly Turned Her Head To Smurfstorm.
".......What Did You Just Say"

"Cut-Out-The-Screaming -.-"
Smurfstorm Repeated With Sass.

Barb Elbowed Both Funk Brothers In The Gut.

"OOPI-WAWAASHE"
Both Yelp.

Barb Went In Smurfstorms Face.
"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I OUTTA DO TO YOU!"

"TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT!"
Smurfstorm Yelled.

"GRRRRRRR!!!"
Both Growled.

Then Both Stopped And Looked At Each Other.

"W-We Both....Relate To Each Other 🥺"
Barb's Eyes Went Cutesy.

Smurfstorm's Eyes Too.
"W-We Do...🥺"

"......WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE!!! 😖 RELATABLE FRIEND!!!!! 😭😭😭😭"
Both Sobbed And Hugged Each Other.

"Wow"
Guy Said.

"That Escalated Quickly"
Biggie Said.

Smurflily Facepalms.
"🤦‍♀️"

~~~

Back In The Forest, Poppy And The 4 Smurfs Finished Their Smurfboarding.

"Whoo! That Was Actually Fun"
Poppy Said.

"I Tolddd Youuuu"
Smurfette Nudged.

"You All Didn't Follow My Manual -___-"
Brainy Held Up The Book. 📘

Hefty Kicked The Book Out Brainy's Hand.
"ANYWAYS-"

"HEY!"
Brainy Said.

"It's About To Get Moreeee Fun~"
Hefty Said.

"Why's That?"
Poppy Asked.

"Cause It's Time To Ask The Question To Ms. Queen Pops"
Hefty Winked.

"Ooooooo! The Questionnnnn HA HA!"
Clumsy Laughed.

"Oh Boy"
Smurfette And Brainy Rolled Their Eyes.

Hefty Held His Hand Out.
"Shall We?"

Poppu Giggles And Takes His Hand.
"We Shall~"

~~~

In Papa Smurf's Mushroom, Branch Was Plunging The Toilet....With A Toothbrush.

"I Can't Believe Poppy Set Me To Plunge Papa Smurf's Stupid Toilet WITH THIS STUPID TOOTHBRUSH! FINISHED!"
Branch Shouted.

Papa Smurf Peeked In.
"Oh That's Greattt! Thank You So Much Branch"

"Uh Huh- No Problem Papa"
Branch Took The Gloves Off.

"You Can Keep That Toothbrush If You Want"
Papa Smurf Said.

Branch Looked At The Hairy Wet Stinky Toothbrush.

Branch Ran Outside And Gagged.

Branch Held The Stinky Toothbrush.
"BLEH- I May Never Brush My Teeth Again....The Horror These Toothbrushes Go Through..."

Smurfblossom Stopped What She Was Doing And Slowly Turned Her Head To Branch Across From Her.

Branch Was Using Hand Sanitizer And Rubbing His Hands.

Smurfblossom's Eyes Went Heart Eyed And Hearts Floated Around Her Head.

"THE CUITE 😍"
Smurfblossom Said.

Branch Sighed.
"Great, Not Getting Closer To Finding Poppy And That Muscle Skunk-"

Running Was Heard.

Branch's Ears Twitched.
"Huh?"

Smurfblossom Was Running Towards Him At Sonic Speed.
"CUTIEEEEEE!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍"

"GAH! NOT YOU AGAIN!"
Branch Zoomed Away.

Smurfblossom Chased Him.
"BRANCH CUTIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! 😍"

Branch Ran Into The Forest And His Behind A Tree, Breathing Heavily.

Smurfblossom Ran, Looking For Him.
"CUTIEEEEE!!!! 😍"

"Jeez, I Guess Smurfs Have Hormones Too. Or.....Smurfmones. Hehehe, I Love My Self Humor"
Branch Chuckled To Himself.

Suddenly, Chatter Was Heard.

Branch Heard And Turned His Head.

Poppy And Hefty Were Sitting Down At A Pond, Holding Hands.

Branch Growled Through Anger And Scratched The Tree Bark.

Poppy And Hefty Smirk At Each Other.

"Well Poppy, Are Ya Ready For The Question?"
Hefty Asked.

"Hit Me"
Poppy Smiled.

"No No No!"
Branch Said To Himself.

"Will You..."
Hefty Said.

Branch Gasped.

"Go..."
Hefty Said.

Branch Gulps.

"To The..."
Hefty Said.

Branch Banged His Head On The Tree.

"Summer Dance..."
Hefty Said.

Branch Chewed On A Pinecone.

".....With Me"
Hefty Finished.

"Don't Do Ittttttt..."
Branch Said.

Poppy Sighed.
"Awww Hefty, You See I Would But..."

Branch's Ears Perked Up.
"Yes! She Said But!"

".....I Need Time To Think Over Who I Wanna Go With"
Poppy Stood Up.

"Think? What She Mean Think??? The Obvious Choice Is ME!"
Branch Punched The Tree.

Branch Felt Pain In His Fist.
"ARGH-"

"Oh....Well I Can Respect That"
Hefty Stood Up.

"I Need To Go For A Walk Then I'll Tell You My Decision.."
Poppy Told Him And Walked Away.

"Okay!..."
Hefty Stayed Put.

"This Is Not The Angst I Wanted-"
Branch Said.

Branch Sneakily, Followed Poppy Through The Forest.

Poppy Walked More Into The Forest To Think Over Who To Bring.

Branch Jumped From Tree To Tree, To Listen In.

"Think It Over? Give Me A Break!"
Branch Said To Himself.

Poppy Stopped At A Lake.

Branch Stopped At A Tree.
"For All I Know, I Bet She's Gonna Break Into A Song About Her Current Situation.

Poppy Then Broke Into A Song About Her Current Situation.

🎵 My number one
There could never
be no one like you!🎵
Poppy Sang About Branch.

🎵 My number two
Never tried to tell me
what to say or do!🎵
Poppy Sang About Hefty.

🎵 I'm so in love with two!🎵

🎵 I don't wanna push it-🎵

🎵 I don't wanna fight-🎵

🎵 But this feeling keeps me
thinking all daaay...🎵

Branch Scoffs.

🎵 If I only could decide!🎵

🎵 But I can't make
up my mind!🎵

🎵 I'm breaking all my rules
Because of you!🎵

🎵 You can tell me
it's not right-🎵

Branch Shook His Head.
"It's Not Right-"

🎵 And it tears
me up inside..🎵

Two Cloud Thoughts Of Branch And Hefty Poofed Around Poppy's Head.

🎵 But the problem is-🎵

🎵 I'm so in love
with two!🎵

Poppy Pulled Her Hair In Frustration.

Branch Thought To Himself.
"So In Love With Two??? Ughhhh! Then.....Guess I Have To Amp Up My Game To Win"

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